Tuesday 12 August 2008

Adam Levinson: the largest bonus of all time

A Wall Street trader, Adam Levinson, has received the largest bonus that has ever been given. $300 million! That’s £156 million! Paid to him by his employer Fortress Investment Group LLC. Wow!

I was straight on the phone to Adam as soon as I heard the news, and he told me, 'I told you I was the greatest of all times! I'm still the greatest of all times! You ain't even seen me dance yet! I’m up at five o'clock every morning, meditating, praying to Big Herb, a bit of Mysore yoga, a quick chat with one of my top ghosts. Then I'm at work all day long. I am the greatest!'

Wow!