Monday, 22 March 2010

Cenkos ain't buying JM Finn

Cenkos Securities won't be buying JM Finn after all. The price wasn't right. JM Finn wanted more!

O Master, they always want more, don't they?

It's human nature, my child.

It makes you wonder. How much is enough? I'm sure Cenkos was willing to pay a decent price for this investment manager. I could weep.

O my child, you are taking this very hard. Why are you so emotional today?

O Master, there is someone at Cenkos who is very dear to me.

OH NO! DON'T MENTION HIS NAME! I DON'T WANT HIM SETTING HIS THUGS ON ME LIKE LAST TIME!

That was a silly misunderstanding. He's a good man.

Whatever.