Wednesday, 6 March 2013

[No. 101] If I were two thousand years younger ...

Let's get a-ROUND faster because you never know ...

And ... I'd be like JESUS, or I'd be like CAESAR, and I'd be out in the desert for real - or on a throne for real[1], and ... there'd be no Coca-Cola, no Anadin, no Beko televisions, no Mars bars, Walkers Crisps, Gillette razors, Shandy Bass ...[1], and ... I'd be like JESUS, or I'd be like CAESAR, and I'd be out in the desert for real - or on a throne for real[2], and in the OLD DAYS ... was it better, or was it worse?[1], and ... there'd be no Coca-Cola, no Anadin, no Beko televisions, no Mars bars, Walkers Crisps, Gillette razors, Shandy Bass ...[2], and ... maybe I'd find a cave, oh, somewhere to hide, a-WAY from all the slags that get me down[1], and in the OLD DAYS ... was it better, or was it worse?[2], and in the OLD DAYS ... cave life wasn't so unusual[1], and ... maybe I'd find a cave, oh, somewhere to hide, a-WAY from all the slags that get me down[2], and ... obviously, there'd be no CURRY NIGHTS in the pub ... but I wouldn't care, man[1], and in the OLD DAYS ... cave life wasn't so unusual[2], and those IDIOTS(!) can't even warm up a bit of custard (for afters)[1], and ... obviously, there'd be no CURRY NIGHTS in the pub ... but I wouldn't care, man[2], and ... I wouldn't have NO INTERNET[1], and those IDIOTS(!) can't even warm up a bit of custard (for afters)[2], and ... I wouldn't have NO GRIEF[1], and ... I wouldn't have NO INTERNET[2], and ... there'd be no Elevation guitars, no Samsung laptops, no Snickers, Lilt, Starburst ... [1], and ... I wouldn't have NO GRIEF[2], and I'm tired of things, objects, things, brands[1], and ... there'd be no Elevation guitars, no Samsung laptops, no Snickers, Lilt, Starburst ... [2], and ... I wouldn't worry about all the shit and all the SLAGS - oh, I've already mentioned the SLAGS!!![1], and I'm tired of things, objects, things, brands[2], and ... I'd be like JESUS, or I'd be like CAESAR, and I'd be out in the desert for real - or on a throne for real[3], and ... I wouldn't worry about all the shit and all the SLAGS - oh, I've already mentioned the SLAGS!!![2], and ... there'd be no Coca-Cola, no Anadin, no Beko televisions, no Mars bars, Walkers Crisps, Gillette razors, Shandy Bass ...[3], and in the OLD DAYS ... was it better, or was it worse?[3], and ... maybe I'd find a cave, oh, somewhere to hide, a-WAY from all the slags that get me down[3], and in the OLD DAYS ... cave life wasn't so unusual[3], and ... obviously, there'd be no CURRY NIGHTS in the pub ... but I wouldn't care, man[3], and those IDIOTS(!) can't even warm up a bit of custard (for afters)[3], and ... I wouldn't have NO INTERNET[3], and ... I wouldn't have NO GRIEF[3], and ... there'd be no Elevation guitars, no Samsung laptops, no Snickers, Lilt, Starburst ... [3], and I'm tired of things, objects, things, brands[3], and ... I wouldn't worry about all the shit and all the SLAGS - oh, I've already mentioned the SLAGS!!![3], and

And ... I'd be like JESUS, or I'd be like CAESAR, and I'd be out in the desert for real - or on a throne for real[1], and ... there'd be no Coca-Cola, no Anadin, no Beko televisions, no Mars bars, Walkers Crisps, Gillette razors, Shandy Bass ...[1], and ... I'd be like JESUS, or I'd be like CAESAR, and I'd be out in the desert for real - or on a throne for real[2], and in the OLD DAYS ... was it better, or was it worse?[1], and ... there'd be no Coca-Cola, no Anadin, no Beko televisions, no Mars bars, Walkers Crisps, Gillette razors, Shandy Bass ...[2], and ... maybe I'd find a cave, oh, somewhere to hide, a-WAY from all the slags that get me down[1], and in the OLD DAYS ... was it better, or was it worse?[2], and in the OLD DAYS ... cave life wasn't so unusual[1], and ... maybe I'd find a cave, oh, somewhere to hide, a-WAY from all the slags that get me down[2], and ... obviously, there'd be no CURRY NIGHTS in the pub ... but I wouldn't care, man[1], and in the OLD DAYS ... cave life wasn't so unusual[2], and those IDIOTS(!) can't even warm up a bit of custard (for afters)[1], and ... obviously, there'd be no CURRY NIGHTS in the pub ... but I wouldn't care, man[2], and ... I wouldn't have NO INTERNET[1], and those IDIOTS(!) can't even warm up a bit of custard (for afters)[2], and ... I wouldn't have NO GRIEF[1], and ... I wouldn't have NO INTERNET[2], and ... there'd be no Elevation guitars, no Samsung laptops, no Snickers, Lilt, Starburst ... [1], and ... I wouldn't have NO GRIEF[2], and I'm tired of things, objects, things, brands[1], and ... there'd be no Elevation guitars, no Samsung laptops, no Snickers, Lilt, Starburst ... [2], and ... I wouldn't worry about all the shit and all the SLAGS - oh, I've already mentioned the SLAGS!!![1], and I'm tired of things, objects, things, brands[2], and ... I'd be like JESUS, or I'd be like CAESAR, and I'd be out in the desert for real - or on a throne for real[3], and ... I wouldn't worry about all the shit and all the SLAGS - oh, I've already mentioned the SLAGS!!![2], and ... there'd be no Coca-Cola, no Anadin, no Beko televisions, no Mars bars, Walkers Crisps, Gillette razors, Shandy Bass ...[3], and in the OLD DAYS ... was it better, or was it worse?[3], and ... maybe I'd find a cave, oh, somewhere to hide, a-WAY from all the slags that get me down[3], and in the OLD DAYS ... cave life wasn't so unusual[3], and ... obviously, there'd be no CURRY NIGHTS in the pub ... but I wouldn't care, man[3], and those IDIOTS(!) can't even warm up a bit of custard (for afters)[3], and ... I wouldn't have NO INTERNET[3], and ... I wouldn't have NO GRIEF[3], and ... there'd be no Elevation guitars, no Samsung laptops, no Snickers, Lilt, Starburst ... [3], and I'm tired of things, objects, things, brands[3], and ... I wouldn't worry about all the shit and all the SLAGS - oh, I've already mentioned the SLAGS!!![3], and

And ... I'd be like JESUS, or I'd be like CAESAR, and I'd be out in the desert for real - or on a throne for real[1], and ... there'd be no Coca-Cola, no Anadin, no Beko televisions, no Mars bars, Walkers Crisps, Gillette razors, Shandy Bass ...[1], and ... I'd be like JESUS, or I'd be like CAESAR, and I'd be out in the desert for real - or on a throne for real[2], and in the OLD DAYS ... was it better, or was it worse?[1], and ... there'd be no Coca-Cola, no Anadin, no Beko televisions, no Mars bars, Walkers Crisps, Gillette razors, Shandy Bass ...[2], and ... maybe I'd find a cave, oh, somewhere to hide, a-WAY from all the slags that get me down[1], and in the OLD DAYS ... was it better, or was it worse?[2], and in the OLD DAYS ... cave life wasn't so unusual[1], and ... maybe I'd find a cave, oh, somewhere to hide, a-WAY from all the slags that get me down[2], and ... obviously, there'd be no CURRY NIGHTS in the pub ... but I wouldn't care, man[1], and in the OLD DAYS ... cave life wasn't so unusual[2], and those IDIOTS(!) can't even warm up a bit of custard (for afters)[1], and ... obviously, there'd be no CURRY NIGHTS in the pub ... but I wouldn't care, man[2], and ... I wouldn't have NO INTERNET[1], and those IDIOTS(!) can't even warm up a bit of custard (for afters)[2], and ... I wouldn't have NO GRIEF[1], and ... I wouldn't have NO INTERNET[2], and ... there'd be no Elevation guitars, no Samsung laptops, no Snickers, Lilt, Starburst ... [1], and ... I wouldn't have NO GRIEF[2], and I'm tired of things, objects, things, brands[1], and ... there'd be no Elevation guitars, no Samsung laptops, no Snickers, Lilt, Starburst ... [2], and ... I wouldn't worry about all the shit and all the SLAGS - oh, I've already mentioned the SLAGS!!![1], and I'm tired of things, objects, things, brands[2], and ... I'd be like JESUS, or I'd be like CAESAR, and I'd be out in the desert for real - or on a throne for real[3], and ... I wouldn't worry about all the shit and all the SLAGS - oh, I've already mentioned the SLAGS!!![2], and ... there'd be no Coca-Cola, no Anadin, no Beko televisions, no Mars bars, Walkers Crisps, Gillette razors, Shandy Bass ...[3], and in the OLD DAYS ... was it better, or was it worse?[3], and ... maybe I'd find a cave, oh, somewhere to hide, a-WAY from all the slags that get me down[3], and in the OLD DAYS ... cave life wasn't so unusual[3], and ... obviously, there'd be no CURRY NIGHTS in the pub ... but I wouldn't care, man[3], and those IDIOTS(!) can't even warm up a bit of custard (for afters)[3], and ... I wouldn't have NO INTERNET[3], and ... I wouldn't have NO GRIEF[3], and ... there'd be no Elevation guitars, no Samsung laptops, no Snickers, Lilt, Starburst ... [3], and I'm tired of things, objects, things, brands[3], and ... I wouldn't worry about all the shit and all the SLAGS - oh, I've already mentioned the SLAGS!!![3], and