Wednesday 21 August 2013

[No. 144] Everything will be different in Malibu

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community!

And you gotta pretend you're really there, here[1], and ... Hello, reader(s), thanks for coming, I'm Michael Fowke[1], and you gotta pretend you're really there, here[2], and what's your drink?[1], and ... Hello, reader(s), thanks for coming, I'm Michael Fowke[2], and this is a PARTY that might last forever[1], and what's your drink?[2], and you're not all that welcome, I'm afraid[1], and this is a PARTY that might last forever[2], and I'm not sure you're the type I want a-ROUND here[1], and you're not all that welcome, I'm afraid[2], and how's ... ?[1], and I'm not sure you're the type I want a-ROUND here[2], and I wouldn't know, reader(s): I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy[1], and how's ... ?[2], and people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone[1], and I wouldn't know, reader(s): I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy[2], and all I'm saying is, I WANT MINE[1], and people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone[2], and it's nice and quiet, ain't it?[1], and all I'm saying is, I WANT MINE[2], and I'm staying on this beach FOREVER - ?[1], and it's nice and quiet, ain't it?[2], and you can't beat the SUN in Malibu, and you can't beat the MOON in Malibu[1], and I'm staying on this beach FOREVER - ?[2], and WHO are you?[1], and you can't beat the SUN in Malibu, and you can't beat the MOON in Malibu[2], and were you actually invited, man?[1], and WHO are you?[2], and NOW it gets a bit nasty: I don't like you sucking a-ROUND bothering our citizens[1], and were you actually invited, man?[2], and this is PRIVATE[1], and NOW it gets a bit nasty: I don't like you sucking a-ROUND bothering our citizens[2], and NOW it gets real nasty: I don't like your jerk-off face, and I don't like your jerk-off behaviour[1], and this is PRIVATE[2], and I know you just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in, but this is PRIVATE, man![1], and NOW it gets real nasty: I don't like your jerk-off face, and I don't like your jerk-off behaviour[2], and you may well ask ... which one's Logjammin'?[1], and I know you just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in, but this is PRIVATE, man![2], and EVERYTHING is ... different in Malibu[1], and you may well ask ... which one's Logjammin'?[2], and so ... thanks for coming, yeah[1], and EVERYTHING is ... different in Malibu[2], and you gotta pretend you're really there, here[3], and so ... thanks for coming, yeah[2], and ... Hello, reader(s), thanks for coming, I'm Michael Fowke[3], and what's your drink?[3], and this is a PARTY that might last forever[3], and you're not all that welcome, I'm afraid[3], and I'm not sure you're the type I want a-ROUND here[3], and how's ... ?[3], and I wouldn't know, reader(s): I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy[3], and people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone[3], and all I'm saying is, I WANT MINE[3], and it's nice and quiet, ain't it?[3], and I'm staying on this beach FOREVER - ?[3], and you can't beat the SUN in Malibu, and you can't beat the MOON in Malibu[3], and WHO are you?[3], and were you actually invited, man?[3], and NOW it gets a bit nasty: I don't like you sucking a-ROUND bothering our citizens[3], and this is PRIVATE[3], and NOW it gets real nasty: I don't like your jerk-off face, and I don't like your jerk-off behaviour[3], and I know you just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in, but this is PRIVATE, man![3], and you may well ask ... which one's Logjammin'?[3], and EVERYTHING is ... different in Malibu[3], and so ... thanks for coming, yeah[3], and

And you gotta pretend you're really there, here[1], and ... Hello, reader(s), thanks for coming, I'm Michael Fowke[1], and you gotta pretend you're really there, here[2], and what's your drink?[1], and ... Hello, reader(s), thanks for coming, I'm Michael Fowke[2], and this is a PARTY that might last forever[1], and what's your drink?[2], and you're not all that welcome, I'm afraid[1], and this is a PARTY that might last forever[2], and I'm not sure you're the type I want a-ROUND here[1], and you're not all that welcome, I'm afraid[2], and how's ... ?[1], and I'm not sure you're the type I want a-ROUND here[2], and I wouldn't know, reader(s): I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy[1], and how's ... ?[2], and people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone[1], and I wouldn't know, reader(s): I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy[2], and all I'm saying is, I WANT MINE[1], and people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone[2], and it's nice and quiet, ain't it?[1], and all I'm saying is, I WANT MINE[2], and I'm staying on this beach FOREVER - ?[1], and it's nice and quiet, ain't it?[2], and you can't beat the SUN in Malibu, and you can't beat the MOON in Malibu[1], and I'm staying on this beach FOREVER - ?[2], and WHO are you?[1], and you can't beat the SUN in Malibu, and you can't beat the MOON in Malibu[2], and were you actually invited, man?[1], and WHO are you?[2], and NOW it gets a bit nasty: I don't like you sucking a-ROUND bothering our citizens[1], and were you actually invited, man?[2], and this is PRIVATE[1], and NOW it gets a bit nasty: I don't like you sucking a-ROUND bothering our citizens[2], and NOW it gets real nasty: I don't like your jerk-off face, and I don't like your jerk-off behaviour[1], and this is PRIVATE[2], and I know you just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in, but this is PRIVATE, man![1], and NOW it gets real nasty: I don't like your jerk-off face, and I don't like your jerk-off behaviour[2], and you may well ask ... which one's Logjammin'?[1], and I know you just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in, but this is PRIVATE, man![2], and EVERYTHING is ... different in Malibu[1], and you may well ask ... which one's Logjammin'?[2], and so ... thanks for coming, yeah[1], and EVERYTHING is ... different in Malibu[2], and you gotta pretend you're really there, here[3], and so ... thanks for coming, yeah[2], and ... Hello, reader(s), thanks for coming, I'm Michael Fowke[3], and what's your drink?[3], and this is a PARTY that might last forever[3], and you're not all that welcome, I'm afraid[3], and I'm not sure you're the type I want a-ROUND here[3], and how's ... ?[3], and I wouldn't know, reader(s): I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy[3], and people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone[3], and all I'm saying is, I WANT MINE[3], and it's nice and quiet, ain't it?[3], and I'm staying on this beach FOREVER - ?[3], and you can't beat the SUN in Malibu, and you can't beat the MOON in Malibu[3], and WHO are you?[3], and were you actually invited, man?[3], and NOW it gets a bit nasty: I don't like you sucking a-ROUND bothering our citizens[3], and this is PRIVATE[3], and NOW it gets real nasty: I don't like your jerk-off face, and I don't like your jerk-off behaviour[3], and I know you just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in, but this is PRIVATE, man![3], and you may well ask ... which one's Logjammin'?[3], and EVERYTHING is ... different in Malibu[3], and so ... thanks for coming, yeah[3], and

And you gotta pretend you're really there, here[1], and ... Hello, reader(s), thanks for coming, I'm Michael Fowke[1], and you gotta pretend you're really there, here[2], and what's your drink?[1], and ... Hello, reader(s), thanks for coming, I'm Michael Fowke[2], and this is a PARTY that might last forever[1], and what's your drink?[2], and you're not all that welcome, I'm afraid[1], and this is a PARTY that might last forever[2], and I'm not sure you're the type I want a-ROUND here[1], and you're not all that welcome, I'm afraid[2], and how's ... ?[1], and I'm not sure you're the type I want a-ROUND here[2], and I wouldn't know, reader(s): I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy[1], and how's ... ?[2], and people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone[1], and I wouldn't know, reader(s): I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy[2], and all I'm saying is, I WANT MINE[1], and people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone[2], and it's nice and quiet, ain't it?[1], and all I'm saying is, I WANT MINE[2], and I'm staying on this beach FOREVER - ?[1], and it's nice and quiet, ain't it?[2], and you can't beat the SUN in Malibu, and you can't beat the MOON in Malibu[1], and I'm staying on this beach FOREVER - ?[2], and WHO are you?[1], and you can't beat the SUN in Malibu, and you can't beat the MOON in Malibu[2], and were you actually invited, man?[1], and WHO are you?[2], and NOW it gets a bit nasty: I don't like you sucking a-ROUND bothering our citizens[1], and were you actually invited, man?[2], and this is PRIVATE[1], and NOW it gets a bit nasty: I don't like you sucking a-ROUND bothering our citizens[2], and NOW it gets real nasty: I don't like your jerk-off face, and I don't like your jerk-off behaviour[1], and this is PRIVATE[2], and I know you just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in, but this is PRIVATE, man![1], and NOW it gets real nasty: I don't like your jerk-off face, and I don't like your jerk-off behaviour[2], and you may well ask ... which one's Logjammin'?[1], and I know you just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in, but this is PRIVATE, man![2], and EVERYTHING is ... different in Malibu[1], and you may well ask ... which one's Logjammin'?[2], and so ... thanks for coming, yeah[1], and EVERYTHING is ... different in Malibu[2], and you gotta pretend you're really there, here[3], and so ... thanks for coming, yeah[2], and ... Hello, reader(s), thanks for coming, I'm Michael Fowke[3], and what's your drink?[3], and this is a PARTY that might last forever[3], and you're not all that welcome, I'm afraid[3], and I'm not sure you're the type I want a-ROUND here[3], and how's ... ?[3], and I wouldn't know, reader(s): I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy[3], and people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone[3], and all I'm saying is, I WANT MINE[3], and it's nice and quiet, ain't it?[3], and I'm staying on this beach FOREVER - ?[3], and you can't beat the SUN in Malibu, and you can't beat the MOON in Malibu[3], and WHO are you?[3], and were you actually invited, man?[3], and NOW it gets a bit nasty: I don't like you sucking a-ROUND bothering our citizens[3], and this is PRIVATE[3], and NOW it gets real nasty: I don't like your jerk-off face, and I don't like your jerk-off behaviour[3], and I know you just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in, but this is PRIVATE, man![3], and you may well ask ... which one's Logjammin'?[3], and EVERYTHING is ... different in Malibu[3], and so ... thanks for coming, yeah[3], and