Thursday 29 August 2013

[No. 147] Jammie Dodgers for sale! Burton's Biscuit Company for sale!

Who wants a Wagon Wheel?

And who wants a Jammie Dodger?[1], and we can sit on a WAGON WHEEL of FIRE(!) and roll on down the road - on, and on, and on![1], and who wants a Jammie Dodger?[2], and ... oh, you're so jammy ... but I like you[1], and we can sit on a WAGON WHEEL of FIRE(!) and roll on down the road - on, and on, and on![2], and you're the jammiest dodger I've ever known / and I've known a few[1], and ... oh, you're so jammy ... but I like you[2], and where is the Cookie Monster NOW, eh?[1], and you're the jammiest dodger I've ever known / and I've known a few[2], and we can make a MEAL(?!) of it a-ROUND here if we want to, and I know I want to ... so badly[1], and where is the Cookie Monster NOW, eh?[2], and how many Jammie Dodgers can you buy with £350 million? / Over a billion, two billion?[1], and we can make a MEAL(?!) of it a-ROUND here if we want to, and I know I want to ... so badly[2], and STUFF THEM IN YOUR MOUTH!!![1], and how many Jammie Dodgers can you buy with £350 million? / Over a billion, two billion?[2], and ... "COOKIES!!!"[1], and STUFF THEM IN YOUR MOUTH!!![2], and a-ROUND your weird eyes as big as WAGON WHEELS / and JAM in your hair[1], and ... "COOKIES!!!"[2], and ... 'Faster!'[1], and a-ROUND your weird eyes as big as WAGON WHEELS / and JAM in your hair[2], and a-ROUND your mouth the chocolate the jam ... more, more, more![1], and ... 'Faster!'[2], and ... 'Beyond the THREE!!!'[1], and a-ROUND your mouth the chocolate the jam ... more, more, more![2], and a-ROUND all crushed into your skin / have you ever had this much FUN(?)?[1], and ... 'Beyond the THREE!!!'[2], and I need to catch my breath, reader(s), spinner(s)[1], and a-ROUND all crushed into your skin / have you ever had this much FUN(?)?[2], and I'm praying the wheels don't come off this wagon of ours and we all end up in a fucking ditch, man!!![1], and I need to catch my breath, reader(s), spinner(s)[2], and I'd get a-ROUND a billion times ... for a BILLION Jammie Dodgers! / one, two, THREE[1], and I'm praying the wheels don't come off this wagon of ours and we all end up in a fucking ditch, man!!![2], and ... 'Give that man a biscuit!'[1], and I'd get a-ROUND a billion times ... for a BILLION Jammie Dodgers! / one, two, THREE[2], and who wants a Jammie Dodger?[3], and ... 'Give that man a biscuit!'[2], and we can sit on a WAGON WHEEL of FIRE(!) and roll on down the road - on, and on, and on![3], and ... oh, you're so jammy ... but I like you[3], and you're the jammiest dodger I've ever known / and I've known a few[3], and where is the Cookie Monster NOW, eh?[3], and we can make a MEAL(?!) of it a-ROUND here if we want to, and I know I want to ... so badly[3], and how many Jammie Dodgers can you buy with £350 million? / Over a billion, two billion?[3], and STUFF THEM IN YOUR MOUTH!!![3], and ... "COOKIES!!!"[3], and a-ROUND your weird eyes as big as WAGON WHEELS / and JAM in your hair[3], and ... 'Faster!'[3], and a-ROUND your mouth the chocolate the jam ... more, more, more![3], and ... 'Beyond the THREE!!!'[3], and a-ROUND all crushed into your skin / have you ever had this much FUN(?)?[3], and I need to catch my breath, reader(s), spinner(s)[3], and I'm praying the wheels don't come off this wagon of ours and we all end up in a fucking ditch, man!!![3], and I'd get a-ROUND a billion times ... for a BILLION Jammie Dodgers! / one, two, THREE[3], and ... 'Give that man a biscuit!'[3], and

And who wants a Jammie Dodger?[1], and we can sit on a WAGON WHEEL of FIRE(!) and roll on down the road - on, and on, and on![1], and who wants a Jammie Dodger?[2], and ... oh, you're so jammy ... but I like you[1], and we can sit on a WAGON WHEEL of FIRE(!) and roll on down the road - on, and on, and on![2], and you're the jammiest dodger I've ever known / and I've known a few[1], and ... oh, you're so jammy ... but I like you[2], and where is the Cookie Monster NOW, eh?[1], and you're the jammiest dodger I've ever known / and I've known a few[2], and we can make a MEAL(?!) of it a-ROUND here if we want to, and I know I want to ... so badly[1], and where is the Cookie Monster NOW, eh?[2], and how many Jammie Dodgers can you buy with £350 million? / Over a billion, two billion?[1], and we can make a MEAL(?!) of it a-ROUND here if we want to, and I know I want to ... so badly[2], and STUFF THEM IN YOUR MOUTH!!![1], and how many Jammie Dodgers can you buy with £350 million? / Over a billion, two billion?[2], and ... "COOKIES!!!"[1], and STUFF THEM IN YOUR MOUTH!!![2], and a-ROUND your weird eyes as big as WAGON WHEELS / and JAM in your hair[1], and ... "COOKIES!!!"[2], and ... 'Faster!'[1], and a-ROUND your weird eyes as big as WAGON WHEELS / and JAM in your hair[2], and a-ROUND your mouth the chocolate the jam ... more, more, more![1], and ... 'Faster!'[2], and ... 'Beyond the THREE!!!'[1], and a-ROUND your mouth the chocolate the jam ... more, more, more![2], and a-ROUND all crushed into your skin / have you ever had this much FUN(?)?[1], and ... 'Beyond the THREE!!!'[2], and I need to catch my breath, reader(s), spinner(s)[1], and a-ROUND all crushed into your skin / have you ever had this much FUN(?)?[2], and I'm praying the wheels don't come off this wagon of ours and we all end up in a fucking ditch, man!!![1], and I need to catch my breath, reader(s), spinner(s)[2], and I'd get a-ROUND a billion times ... for a BILLION Jammie Dodgers! / one, two, THREE[1], and I'm praying the wheels don't come off this wagon of ours and we all end up in a fucking ditch, man!!![2], and ... 'Give that man a biscuit!'[1], and I'd get a-ROUND a billion times ... for a BILLION Jammie Dodgers! / one, two, THREE[2], and who wants a Jammie Dodger?[3], and ... 'Give that man a biscuit!'[2], and we can sit on a WAGON WHEEL of FIRE(!) and roll on down the road - on, and on, and on![3], and ... oh, you're so jammy ... but I like you[3], and you're the jammiest dodger I've ever known / and I've known a few[3], and where is the Cookie Monster NOW, eh?[3], and we can make a MEAL(?!) of it a-ROUND here if we want to, and I know I want to ... so badly[3], and how many Jammie Dodgers can you buy with £350 million? / Over a billion, two billion?[3], and STUFF THEM IN YOUR MOUTH!!![3], and ... "COOKIES!!!"[3], and a-ROUND your weird eyes as big as WAGON WHEELS / and JAM in your hair[3], and ... 'Faster!'[3], and a-ROUND your mouth the chocolate the jam ... more, more, more![3], and ... 'Beyond the THREE!!!'[3], and a-ROUND all crushed into your skin / have you ever had this much FUN(?)?[3], and I need to catch my breath, reader(s), spinner(s)[3], and I'm praying the wheels don't come off this wagon of ours and we all end up in a fucking ditch, man!!![3], and I'd get a-ROUND a billion times ... for a BILLION Jammie Dodgers! / one, two, THREE[3], and ... 'Give that man a biscuit!'[3], and

And who wants a Jammie Dodger?[1], and we can sit on a WAGON WHEEL of FIRE(!) and roll on down the road - on, and on, and on![1], and who wants a Jammie Dodger?[2], and ... oh, you're so jammy ... but I like you[1], and we can sit on a WAGON WHEEL of FIRE(!) and roll on down the road - on, and on, and on![2], and you're the jammiest dodger I've ever known / and I've known a few[1], and ... oh, you're so jammy ... but I like you[2], and where is the Cookie Monster NOW, eh?[1], and you're the jammiest dodger I've ever known / and I've known a few[2], and we can make a MEAL(?!) of it a-ROUND here if we want to, and I know I want to ... so badly[1], and where is the Cookie Monster NOW, eh?[2], and how many Jammie Dodgers can you buy with £350 million? / Over a billion, two billion?[1], and we can make a MEAL(?!) of it a-ROUND here if we want to, and I know I want to ... so badly[2], and STUFF THEM IN YOUR MOUTH!!![1], and how many Jammie Dodgers can you buy with £350 million? / Over a billion, two billion?[2], and ... "COOKIES!!!"[1], and STUFF THEM IN YOUR MOUTH!!![2], and a-ROUND your weird eyes as big as WAGON WHEELS / and JAM in your hair[1], and ... "COOKIES!!!"[2], and ... 'Faster!'[1], and a-ROUND your weird eyes as big as WAGON WHEELS / and JAM in your hair[2], and a-ROUND your mouth the chocolate the jam ... more, more, more![1], and ... 'Faster!'[2], and ... 'Beyond the THREE!!!'[1], and a-ROUND your mouth the chocolate the jam ... more, more, more![2], and a-ROUND all crushed into your skin / have you ever had this much FUN(?)?[1], and ... 'Beyond the THREE!!!'[2], and I need to catch my breath, reader(s), spinner(s)[1], and a-ROUND all crushed into your skin / have you ever had this much FUN(?)?[2], and I'm praying the wheels don't come off this wagon of ours and we all end up in a fucking ditch, man!!![1], and I need to catch my breath, reader(s), spinner(s)[2], and I'd get a-ROUND a billion times ... for a BILLION Jammie Dodgers! / one, two, THREE[1], and I'm praying the wheels don't come off this wagon of ours and we all end up in a fucking ditch, man!!![2], and ... 'Give that man a biscuit!'[1], and I'd get a-ROUND a billion times ... for a BILLION Jammie Dodgers! / one, two, THREE[2], and who wants a Jammie Dodger?[3], and ... 'Give that man a biscuit!'[2], and we can sit on a WAGON WHEEL of FIRE(!) and roll on down the road - on, and on, and on![3], and ... oh, you're so jammy ... but I like you[3], and you're the jammiest dodger I've ever known / and I've known a few[3], and where is the Cookie Monster NOW, eh?[3], and we can make a MEAL(?!) of it a-ROUND here if we want to, and I know I want to ... so badly[3], and how many Jammie Dodgers can you buy with £350 million? / Over a billion, two billion?[3], and STUFF THEM IN YOUR MOUTH!!![3], and ... "COOKIES!!!"[3], and a-ROUND your weird eyes as big as WAGON WHEELS / and JAM in your hair[3], and ... 'Faster!'[3], and a-ROUND your mouth the chocolate the jam ... more, more, more![3], and ... 'Beyond the THREE!!!'[3], and a-ROUND all crushed into your skin / have you ever had this much FUN(?)?[3], and I need to catch my breath, reader(s), spinner(s)[3], and I'm praying the wheels don't come off this wagon of ours and we all end up in a fucking ditch, man!!![3], and I'd get a-ROUND a billion times ... for a BILLION Jammie Dodgers! / one, two, THREE[3], and ... 'Give that man a biscuit!'[3], and