Monday, 11 August 2008


Break out the champagne! There is a new asset management company! Just what the world was waiting for. It is called Matterley, and has been set up by Ian Dighe, John Head, Henry Dixon, Lennie Godber, and Jonathan Cudlipp. Matterley will specialize in equities and private equity.

Forget about the champagne. A mystical blessing is in order!

O Big Herb, bless this new firm. In these troubled times, any new asset management company is a miracle! Show Ian, John, Henry, Lennie and Jonathan how much you love them. Guide them, protect them from Jack Pickles, introduce them to a few of the major ghosts, you know, just to get them started. O Big Herb, shower them with money!