Tuesday 5 April 2022

[No. 991] I'm listening to the Ninth

While I'm writing this ...

And it's like thunder![1], and Beethoven was a badass, BUT(!) ... he didn't wear Italian sunglasses ... do you know what I mean?[1], and it's like thunder![2], and, come on![1], and Beethoven was a ba dass, BUT(!) ... he didn't wear Italian sunglasses ... do you know what I mean?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... yeah, yeah, yeah ... ooh![1], and, come on![2], and, well ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... yeah, yeah, yeah ... ooh![2], and ... are YOU(!) spinning???[1], and, well ...[2], and, listen ...[1], and ... are YOU(!) spinning???[2], and I couldn't think of anything to write about / and I said to myself: "Mikey, put Beethoven's Ninth on!"[1], and, listen ...[2], and, yes, oh ... just like that![1], and I couldn't think of anything to write about / and I said to myself: "Mikey, put Beethoven's Ninth on!"[2], and ... 'It was my idea, actually, kooks'[1], and, yes, oh ... just like that![2], and I, I ... I have so many great ideas, don't I?[1], and ... 'It was my idea, actually, kooks'[2], and ... 'Unbelievable'[1], and I, I ... I have so many great ideas, don't I?[2], and here we are again, kooks ... large as life![1], and ... 'Unbelievable'[2], and ... do you dig it?[1], and here we are again, kooks ... large as life![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... like a cyclone in our minds??? / Er ... no, that's Chopin[1], and ... do you dig it?[2], and it's not summer yet ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... like a cyclone in our minds??? / Er ... no, that's Chopin[2], and, yeah, yeah ... the Ninth is amazing, sure, but it ain't no disco inferno ... do you know what I mean?[1], and it's not summer yet ...[2], and never, never ... mind[1], and, yeah, yeah ... the Ninth is amazing, sure, but it ain't no disco inferno ... do you know what I mean?[2], and I like this bit here ... ... ... and here - !!![1], and never, never ... mind[2], and, uh, uh ... it's such fire![1], and I like this bit here ... ... ... and here - !!![2], and ... 'What? Blood?'[1], and, uh, uh ... it's such fire![2], and, listen ... when Beethoven had a real heavy piece of music ... oh, he needed an orchestra[1], and ... 'What? Blood?'[2], and I bet he said to his assistant: "Bring me everyone"[1], and, listen ... when Beethoven had a real heavy piece of music ... oh, he needed an orchestra[2], and then ... well, just imagine the scene![1], and I bet he said to his assistant: "Bring me everyone"[2], and ... are you? Can you???[1], and then ... well, just imagine the scene![2], and ... COME ON - !!![1], and ... are you? Can you???[2], and ... 'The best of them are'[1], and ... COME ON - !!![2], and I want you all here ... EVERYONE - !!![1], and ... 'The best of them are'[2], and every kook under the sun ...[1], and I want you all here ... EVERYONE - !!![2], and, you, you, you ... be so dizzy, for me![1], and every kook under the sun ...[2], and ... 'They're dizzy as fuck!'[1], and, you, you, you ... be so dizzy, for me![2], and, ha, ha, ha! ... this is fun, isn't it? ... all the absurd shit we imagine together ... like true bosom buddies[1], and ... 'They're dizzy as fuck!'[2], and ... ENDS???[1], and, ha, ha, ha! ... this is fun, isn't it? ... all the absurd shit we imagine together ... like true bosom buddies[2], and, no, no, no ... we're only getting started![1], and ... ENDS???[2], and it's like thunder![3], and, no, no, no ... we're only getting started![2], and Beethoven was a b  a  d  a  s  s, BUT(!) ... he didn't wear Italian sunglasses ... do you know what I mean?[3], and, come on![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... yeah, yeah, yeah ... ooh![3], and, well ...[3], and ... are YOU(!) spinning???[3], and, listen ...[3], and I couldn't think of anything to write about / and I said to myself: "Mikey, put Beethoven's Ninth on!"[3], and, yes, oh ... just like that![3], and ... 'It was my idea, actually, kooks'[3], and I, I ... I have so many great ideas, don't I?[3], and ... 'Unbelievable'[3], and here we are again, kooks ... large as life![3], and ... do you dig it?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... like a cyclone in our minds??? / Er ... no, that's Chopin[3], and it's not summer yet ...[3], and, yeah, yeah ... the Ninth is amazing, sure, but it ain't no disco inferno ... do you know what I mean?[3], and never, never ... mind[3], and I like this bit here ... ... ... and here - !!![3], and, uh, uh ... it's such fire![3], and ... 'What? Blood?'[3], and, listen ... when Beethoven had a real heavy piece of music ... oh, he needed an orchestra[3], and I bet he said to his assistant: "Bring me everyone"[3], and then ... well, just imagine the scene![3], and ... are you? Can you???[3], and ... COME ON - !!![3], and ... 'The best of them are'[3], and I want you all here ... EVERYONE - !!![3], and every kook under the sun ...[3], and, you, you, you ... be so dizzy, for me![3], and ... 'They're dizzy as fuck!'[3], and, ha, ha, ha! ... this is fun, isn't it? ... all the absurd shit we imagine together ... like true bosom buddies[3], and ... ENDS???[3], and, no, no, no ... we're only getting started![3], and

And it's like thunder![1], and Beethoven was a badass, BUT(!) ... he didn't wear Italian sunglasses ... do you know what I mean?[1], and it's like thunder![2], and, come on![1], and Beethoven was a ba dass, BUT(!) ... he didn't wear Italian sunglasses ... do you know what I mean?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... yeah, yeah, yeah ... ooh![1], and, come on![2], and, well ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... yeah, yeah, yeah ... ooh![2], and ... are YOU(!) spinning???[1], and, well ...[2], and, listen ...[1], and ... are YOU(!) spinning???[2], and I couldn't think of anything to write about / and I said to myself: "Mikey, put Beethoven's Ninth on!"[1], and, listen ...[2], and, yes, oh ... just like that![1], and I couldn't think of anything to write about / and I said to myself: "Mikey, put Beethoven's Ninth on!"[2], and ... 'It was my idea, actually, kooks'[1], and, yes, oh ... just like that![2], and I, I ... I have so many great ideas, don't I?[1], and ... 'It was my idea, actually, kooks'[2], and ... 'Unbelievable'[1], and I, I ... I have so many great ideas, don't I?[2], and here we are again, kooks ... large as life![1], and ... 'Unbelievable'[2], and ... do you dig it?[1], and here we are again, kooks ... large as life![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... like a cyclone in our minds??? / Er ... no, that's Chopin[1], and ... do you dig it?[2], and it's not summer yet ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... like a cyclone in our minds??? / Er ... no, that's Chopin[2], and, yeah, yeah ... the Ninth is amazing, sure, but it ain't no disco inferno ... do you know what I mean?[1], and it's not summer yet ...[2], and never, never ... mind[1], and, yeah, yeah ... the Ninth is amazing, sure, but it ain't no disco inferno ... do you know what I mean?[2], and I like this bit here ... ... ... and here - !!![1], and never, never ... mind[2], and, uh, uh ... it's such fire![1], and I like this bit here ... ... ... and here - !!![2], and ... 'What? Blood?'[1], and, uh, uh ... it's such fire![2], and, listen ... when Beethoven had a real heavy piece of music ... oh, he needed an orchestra[1], and ... 'What? Blood?'[2], and I bet he said to his assistant: "Bring me everyone"[1], and, listen ... when Beethoven had a real heavy piece of music ... oh, he needed an orchestra[2], and then ... well, just imagine the scene![1], and I bet he said to his assistant: "Bring me everyone"[2], and ... are you? Can you???[1], and then ... well, just imagine the scene![2], and ... COME ON - !!![1], and ... are you? Can you???[2], and ... 'The best of them are'[1], and ... COME ON - !!![2], and I want you all here ... EVERYONE - !!![1], and ... 'The best of them are'[2], and every kook under the sun ...[1], and I want you all here ... EVERYONE - !!![2], and, you, you, you ... be so dizzy, for me![1], and every kook under the sun ...[2], and ... 'They're dizzy as fuck!'[1], and, you, you, you ... be so dizzy, for me![2], and, ha, ha, ha! ... this is fun, isn't it? ... all the absurd shit we imagine together ... like true bosom buddies[1], and ... 'They're dizzy as fuck!'[2], and ... ENDS???[1], and, ha, ha, ha! ... this is fun, isn't it? ... all the absurd shit we imagine together ... like true bosom buddies[2], and, no, no, no ... we're only getting started![1], and ... ENDS???[2], and it's like thunder![3], and, no, no, no ... we're only getting started![2], and Beethoven was a b  a  d  a  s  s, BUT(!) ... he didn't wear Italian sunglasses ... do you know what I mean?[3], and, come on![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... yeah, yeah, yeah ... ooh![3], and, well ...[3], and ... are YOU(!) spinning???[3], and, listen ...[3], and I couldn't think of anything to write about / and I said to myself: "Mikey, put Beethoven's Ninth on!"[3], and, yes, oh ... just like that![3], and ... 'It was my idea, actually, kooks'[3], and I, I ... I have so many great ideas, don't I?[3], and ... 'Unbelievable'[3], and here we are again, kooks ... large as life![3], and ... do you dig it?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... like a cyclone in our minds??? / Er ... no, that's Chopin[3], and it's not summer yet ...[3], and, yeah, yeah ... the Ninth is amazing, sure, but it ain't no disco inferno ... do you know what I mean?[3], and never, never ... mind[3], and I like this bit here ... ... ... and here - !!![3], and, uh, uh ... it's such fire![3], and ... 'What? Blood?'[3], and, listen ... when Beethoven had a real heavy piece of music ... oh, he needed an orchestra[3], and I bet he said to his assistant: "Bring me everyone"[3], and then ... well, just imagine the scene![3], and ... are you? Can you???[3], and ... COME ON - !!![3], and ... 'The best of them are'[3], and I want you all here ... EVERYONE - !!![3], and every kook under the sun ...[3], and, you, you, you ... be so dizzy, for me![3], and ... 'They're dizzy as fuck!'[3], and, ha, ha, ha! ... this is fun, isn't it? ... all the absurd shit we imagine together ... like true bosom buddies[3], and ... ENDS???[3], and, no, no, no ... we're only getting started![3], and

And it's like thunder![1], and Beethoven was a badass, BUT(!) ... he didn't wear Italian sunglasses ... do you know what I mean?[1], and it's like thunder![2], and, come on![1], and Beethoven was a ba dass, BUT(!) ... he didn't wear Italian sunglasses ... do you know what I mean?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... yeah, yeah, yeah ... ooh![1], and, come on![2], and, well ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... yeah, yeah, yeah ... ooh![2], and ... are YOU(!) spinning???[1], and, well ...[2], and, listen ...[1], and ... are YOU(!) spinning???[2], and I couldn't think of anything to write about / and I said to myself: "Mikey, put Beethoven's Ninth on!"[1], and, listen ...[2], and, yes, oh ... just like that![1], and I couldn't think of anything to write about / and I said to myself: "Mikey, put Beethoven's Ninth on!"[2], and ... 'It was my idea, actually, kooks'[1], and, yes, oh ... just like that![2], and I, I ... I have so many great ideas, don't I?[1], and ... 'It was my idea, actually, kooks'[2], and ... 'Unbelievable'[1], and I, I ... I have so many great ideas, don't I?[2], and here we are again, kooks ... large as life![1], and ... 'Unbelievable'[2], and ... do you dig it?[1], and here we are again, kooks ... large as life![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... like a cyclone in our minds??? / Er ... no, that's Chopin[1], and ... do you dig it?[2], and it's not summer yet ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... like a cyclone in our minds??? / Er ... no, that's Chopin[2], and, yeah, yeah ... the Ninth is amazing, sure, but it ain't no disco inferno ... do you know what I mean?[1], and it's not summer yet ...[2], and never, never ... mind[1], and, yeah, yeah ... the Ninth is amazing, sure, but it ain't no disco inferno ... do you know what I mean?[2], and I like this bit here ... ... ... and here - !!![1], and never, never ... mind[2], and, uh, uh ... it's such fire![1], and I like this bit here ... ... ... and here - !!![2], and ... 'What? Blood?'[1], and, uh, uh ... it's such fire![2], and, listen ... when Beethoven had a real heavy piece of music ... oh, he needed an orchestra[1], and ... 'What? Blood?'[2], and I bet he said to his assistant: "Bring me everyone"[1], and, listen ... when Beethoven had a real heavy piece of music ... oh, he needed an orchestra[2], and then ... well, just imagine the scene![1], and I bet he said to his assistant: "Bring me everyone"[2], and ... are you? Can you???[1], and then ... well, just imagine the scene![2], and ... COME ON - !!![1], and ... are you? Can you???[2], and ... 'The best of them are'[1], and ... COME ON - !!![2], and I want you all here ... EVERYONE - !!![1], and ... 'The best of them are'[2], and every kook under the sun ...[1], and I want you all here ... EVERYONE - !!![2], and, you, you, you ... be so dizzy, for me![1], and every kook under the sun ...[2], and ... 'They're dizzy as fuck!'[1], and, you, you, you ... be so dizzy, for me![2], and, ha, ha, ha! ... this is fun, isn't it? ... all the absurd shit we imagine together ... like true bosom buddies[1], and ... 'They're dizzy as fuck!'[2], and ... ENDS???[1], and, ha, ha, ha! ... this is fun, isn't it? ... all the absurd shit we imagine together ... like true bosom buddies[2], and, no, no, no ... we're only getting started![1], and ... ENDS???[2], and it's like thunder![3], and, no, no, no ... we're only getting started![2], and Beethoven was a b  a  d  a  s  s, BUT(!) ... he didn't wear Italian sunglasses ... do you know what I mean?[3], and, come on![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... yeah, yeah, yeah ... ooh![3], and, well ...[3], and ... are YOU(!) spinning???[3], and, listen ...[3], and I couldn't think of anything to write about / and I said to myself: "Mikey, put Beethoven's Ninth on!"[3], and, yes, oh ... just like that![3], and ... 'It was my idea, actually, kooks'[3], and I, I ... I have so many great ideas, don't I?[3], and ... 'Unbelievable'[3], and here we are again, kooks ... large as life![3], and ... do you dig it?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... like a cyclone in our minds??? / Er ... no, that's Chopin[3], and it's not summer yet ...[3], and, yeah, yeah ... the Ninth is amazing, sure, but it ain't no disco inferno ... do you know what I mean?[3], and never, never ... mind[3], and I like this bit here ... ... ... and here - !!![3], and, uh, uh ... it's such fire![3], and ... 'What? Blood?'[3], and, listen ... when Beethoven had a real heavy piece of music ... oh, he needed an orchestra[3], and I bet he said to his assistant: "Bring me everyone"[3], and then ... well, just imagine the scene![3], and ... are you? Can you???[3], and ... COME ON - !!![3], and ... 'The best of them are'[3], and I want you all here ... EVERYONE - !!![3], and every kook under the sun ...[3], and, you, you, you ... be so dizzy, for me![3], and ... 'They're dizzy as fuck!'[3], and, ha, ha, ha! ... this is fun, isn't it? ... all the absurd shit we imagine together ... like true bosom buddies[3], and ... ENDS???[3], and, no, no, no ... we're only getting started![3], and