Tuesday 26 April 2022

[No. 996] The Owlman is our friend

Have you got any pasties for him?

And - wow![1], and here he is![1], and - wow![2], and ladies and gentlemen ... the legendary Owlman of Mawnan, or The Cornish Owlman[1], and here he is![2], and ... 'Oh, Christ ... is this wise?'[1], and ladies and gentlemen ... the legendary Owlman of Mawnan, or The Cornish Owlman[2], and we just call him The Owlman, don't we?[1], and ... 'Oh, Christ ... is this wise?'[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and we just call him The Owlman, don't we?[2], and spinning a-ROUND??? ... oh, he is very welcome ... / ... and he's not scary at all, is he?[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and ... 'He is scary'[1], and spinning a-ROUND??? ... oh, he is very welcome ... / ... and he's not scary at all, is he?[2], and if YOU(!) ... have any pasties for the Owlman, my kooks, hand them over now ... he's so ooo hungry[1], and ... 'He is scary'[2], and ... 'He looks more angry than hungry'[1], and if YOU(!) ... have any pasties for the Owlman, my kooks, hand them over now ... he's so ooo hungry[2], and The Owlman is rarely seen ... but we see him ... with our astral eyes, yes ... / This is such a great moment for us![1], and ... 'He looks more angry than hungry'[2], and, uh ... cheese and onion?[1], and The Owlman is rarely seen ... but we see him ... with our astral eyes, yes ... / This is such a great moment for us![2], and ... "Thank you"[1], and, uh ... cheese and onion?[2], and ... 'Was that him, just then?!'[1], and ... "Thank you"[2], and I imagine it was, Voice ... I certainly imagine ...[1], and ... 'Was that him, just then?!'[2], and he spoke to us![1], and I imagine it was, Voice ... I certainly imagine ...[2], and ... 'Amazing!'[1], and he spoke to us![2], and, yes, yes ... he's here now![1], and ... 'Amazing!'[2], and who else would get such a creature in a conceptual ... and then feed him his favourite food???[1], and, yes, yes ... he's here now![2], and ... 'Only you, Mikey!'[1], and who else would get such a creature in a conceptual ... and then feed him his favourite food???[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, come on! ... spin with us, my friend![1], and ... 'Only you, Mikey!'[2], and, oh ... okay, okay, sorry ... eat your pasty first[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, come on! ... spin with us, my friend![2], and ... 'He's enjoying that pasty! Look at him!'[1], and, oh ... okay, okay, sorry ... eat your pasty first[2], and I'll find you some cider to wash it down with ...[1], and ... 'He's enjoying that pasty! Look at him!'[2], and ... 'Kronenbourg?'[1], and I'll find you some cider to wash it down with ...[2], and cider, idiot![1], and ... 'Kronenbourg?'[2], and I can't get over this![1], and cider, idiot![2], and The Owlman, The Owlman, The Owlman ... ... ... !!![1], and I can't get over this![2], and ... 'There's no need to say his name three times'[1], and The Owlman, The Owlman, The Owlman ... ... ... !!![2], and he's outside society - just like us[1], and ... 'There's no need to say his name three times'[2], and he feels the pain of being different - just like us / and the owl dominates the man in him[1], and he's outside society - just like us[2], and he is different ... you dig?[1], and he feels the pain of being different - just like us / and the owl dominates the man in him[2], and I love The Owlman![1], and he is different ... you dig?[2], and - wow![3], and I love Th e Owl man![2], and here he is![3], and ladies and gentlemen ... the legendary Owlman of Mawnan, or The Cornish Owlman[3], and ... 'Oh, Christ ... is this wise?'[3], and we just call him The Owlman, don't we?[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and spinning a-ROUND??? ... oh, he is very welcome ... / ... and he's not scary at all, is he?[3], and ... 'He is scary'[3], and if YOU(!) ... have any pasties for the Owlman, my kooks, hand them over now ... he's so ooo hungry[3], and ... 'He looks more angry than hungry'[3], and The Owlman is rarely seen ... but we see him ... with our astral eyes, yes ... / This is such a great moment for us![3], and, uh ... cheese and onion?[3], and ... "Thank you"[3], and ... 'Was that him, just then?!'[3], and I imagine it was, Voice ... I certainly imagine ...[3], and he spoke to us![3], and ... 'Amazing!'[3], and, yes, yes ... he's here now![3], and who else would get such a creature in a conceptual ... and then feed him his favourite food???[3], and ... 'Only you, Mikey!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, come on! ... spin with us, my friend![3], and, oh ... okay, okay, sorry ... eat your pasty first[3], and ... 'He's enjoying that pasty! Look at him!'[3], and I'll find you some cider to wash it down with ...[3], and ... 'Kronenbourg?'[3], and cider, idiot![3], and I can't get over this![3], and The Owlman, The Owlman, The Owlman ... ... ... !!![3], and ... 'There's no need to say his name three times'[3], and he's outside society - just like us[3], and he feels the pain of being different - just like us / and the owl dominates the man in him[3], and he is different ... you dig?[3], and I love T  h  e O  w  l  m  a  n![3], and

And - wow![1], and here he is![1], and - wow![2], and ladies and gentlemen ... the legendary Owlman of Mawnan, or The Cornish Owlman[1], and here he is![2], and ... 'Oh, Christ ... is this wise?'[1], and ladies and gentlemen ... the legendary Owlman of Mawnan, or The Cornish Owlman[2], and we just call him The Owlman, don't we?[1], and ... 'Oh, Christ ... is this wise?'[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and we just call him The Owlman, don't we?[2], and spinning a-ROUND??? ... oh, he is very welcome ... / ... and he's not scary at all, is he?[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and ... 'He is scary'[1], and spinning a-ROUND??? ... oh, he is very welcome ... / ... and he's not scary at all, is he?[2], and if YOU(!) ... have any pasties for the Owlman, my kooks, hand them over now ... he's so ooo hungry[1], and ... 'He is scary'[2], and ... 'He looks more angry than hungry'[1], and if YOU(!) ... have any pasties for the Owlman, my kooks, hand them over now ... he's so ooo hungry[2], and The Owlman is rarely seen ... but we see him ... with our astral eyes, yes ... / This is such a great moment for us![1], and ... 'He looks more angry than hungry'[2], and, uh ... cheese and onion?[1], and The Owlman is rarely seen ... but we see him ... with our astral eyes, yes ... / This is such a great moment for us![2], and ... "Thank you"[1], and, uh ... cheese and onion?[2], and ... 'Was that him, just then?!'[1], and ... "Thank you"[2], and I imagine it was, Voice ... I certainly imagine ...[1], and ... 'Was that him, just then?!'[2], and he spoke to us![1], and I imagine it was, Voice ... I certainly imagine ...[2], and ... 'Amazing!'[1], and he spoke to us![2], and, yes, yes ... he's here now![1], and ... 'Amazing!'[2], and who else would get such a creature in a conceptual ... and then feed him his favourite food???[1], and, yes, yes ... he's here now![2], and ... 'Only you, Mikey!'[1], and who else would get such a creature in a conceptual ... and then feed him his favourite food???[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, come on! ... spin with us, my friend![1], and ... 'Only you, Mikey!'[2], and, oh ... okay, okay, sorry ... eat your pasty first[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, come on! ... spin with us, my friend![2], and ... 'He's enjoying that pasty! Look at him!'[1], and, oh ... okay, okay, sorry ... eat your pasty first[2], and I'll find you some cider to wash it down with ...[1], and ... 'He's enjoying that pasty! Look at him!'[2], and ... 'Kronenbourg?'[1], and I'll find you some cider to wash it down with ...[2], and cider, idiot![1], and ... 'Kronenbourg?'[2], and I can't get over this![1], and cider, idiot![2], and The Owlman, The Owlman, The Owlman ... ... ... !!![1], and I can't get over this![2], and ... 'There's no need to say his name three times'[1], and The Owlman, The Owlman, The Owlman ... ... ... !!![2], and he's outside society - just like us[1], and ... 'There's no need to say his name three times'[2], and he feels the pain of being different - just like us / and the owl dominates the man in him[1], and he's outside society - just like us[2], and he is different ... you dig?[1], and he feels the pain of being different - just like us / and the owl dominates the man in him[2], and I love The Owlman![1], and he is different ... you dig?[2], and - wow![3], and I love Th e Owl man![2], and here he is![3], and ladies and gentlemen ... the legendary Owlman of Mawnan, or The Cornish Owlman[3], and ... 'Oh, Christ ... is this wise?'[3], and we just call him The Owlman, don't we?[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and spinning a-ROUND??? ... oh, he is very welcome ... / ... and he's not scary at all, is he?[3], and ... 'He is scary'[3], and if YOU(!) ... have any pasties for the Owlman, my kooks, hand them over now ... he's so ooo hungry[3], and ... 'He looks more angry than hungry'[3], and The Owlman is rarely seen ... but we see him ... with our astral eyes, yes ... / This is such a great moment for us![3], and, uh ... cheese and onion?[3], and ... "Thank you"[3], and ... 'Was that him, just then?!'[3], and I imagine it was, Voice ... I certainly imagine ...[3], and he spoke to us![3], and ... 'Amazing!'[3], and, yes, yes ... he's here now![3], and who else would get such a creature in a conceptual ... and then feed him his favourite food???[3], and ... 'Only you, Mikey!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, come on! ... spin with us, my friend![3], and, oh ... okay, okay, sorry ... eat your pasty first[3], and ... 'He's enjoying that pasty! Look at him!'[3], and I'll find you some cider to wash it down with ...[3], and ... 'Kronenbourg?'[3], and cider, idiot![3], and I can't get over this![3], and The Owlman, The Owlman, The Owlman ... ... ... !!![3], and ... 'There's no need to say his name three times'[3], and he's outside society - just like us[3], and he feels the pain of being different - just like us / and the owl dominates the man in him[3], and he is different ... you dig?[3], and I love T  h  e O  w  l  m  a  n![3], and

And - wow![1], and here he is![1], and - wow![2], and ladies and gentlemen ... the legendary Owlman of Mawnan, or The Cornish Owlman[1], and here he is![2], and ... 'Oh, Christ ... is this wise?'[1], and ladies and gentlemen ... the legendary Owlman of Mawnan, or The Cornish Owlman[2], and we just call him The Owlman, don't we?[1], and ... 'Oh, Christ ... is this wise?'[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and we just call him The Owlman, don't we?[2], and spinning a-ROUND??? ... oh, he is very welcome ... / ... and he's not scary at all, is he?[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and ... 'He is scary'[1], and spinning a-ROUND??? ... oh, he is very welcome ... / ... and he's not scary at all, is he?[2], and if YOU(!) ... have any pasties for the Owlman, my kooks, hand them over now ... he's so ooo hungry[1], and ... 'He is scary'[2], and ... 'He looks more angry than hungry'[1], and if YOU(!) ... have any pasties for the Owlman, my kooks, hand them over now ... he's so ooo hungry[2], and The Owlman is rarely seen ... but we see him ... with our astral eyes, yes ... / This is such a great moment for us![1], and ... 'He looks more angry than hungry'[2], and, uh ... cheese and onion?[1], and The Owlman is rarely seen ... but we see him ... with our astral eyes, yes ... / This is such a great moment for us![2], and ... "Thank you"[1], and, uh ... cheese and onion?[2], and ... 'Was that him, just then?!'[1], and ... "Thank you"[2], and I imagine it was, Voice ... I certainly imagine ...[1], and ... 'Was that him, just then?!'[2], and he spoke to us![1], and I imagine it was, Voice ... I certainly imagine ...[2], and ... 'Amazing!'[1], and he spoke to us![2], and, yes, yes ... he's here now![1], and ... 'Amazing!'[2], and who else would get such a creature in a conceptual ... and then feed him his favourite food???[1], and, yes, yes ... he's here now![2], and ... 'Only you, Mikey!'[1], and who else would get such a creature in a conceptual ... and then feed him his favourite food???[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, come on! ... spin with us, my friend![1], and ... 'Only you, Mikey!'[2], and, oh ... okay, okay, sorry ... eat your pasty first[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, come on! ... spin with us, my friend![2], and ... 'He's enjoying that pasty! Look at him!'[1], and, oh ... okay, okay, sorry ... eat your pasty first[2], and I'll find you some cider to wash it down with ...[1], and ... 'He's enjoying that pasty! Look at him!'[2], and ... 'Kronenbourg?'[1], and I'll find you some cider to wash it down with ...[2], and cider, idiot![1], and ... 'Kronenbourg?'[2], and I can't get over this![1], and cider, idiot![2], and The Owlman, The Owlman, The Owlman ... ... ... !!![1], and I can't get over this![2], and ... 'There's no need to say his name three times'[1], and The Owlman, The Owlman, The Owlman ... ... ... !!![2], and he's outside society - just like us[1], and ... 'There's no need to say his name three times'[2], and he feels the pain of being different - just like us / and the owl dominates the man in him[1], and he's outside society - just like us[2], and he is different ... you dig?[1], and he feels the pain of being different - just like us / and the owl dominates the man in him[2], and I love The Owlman![1], and he is different ... you dig?[2], and - wow![3], and I love Th e Owl man![2], and here he is![3], and ladies and gentlemen ... the legendary Owlman of Mawnan, or The Cornish Owlman[3], and ... 'Oh, Christ ... is this wise?'[3], and we just call him The Owlman, don't we?[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and spinning a-ROUND??? ... oh, he is very welcome ... / ... and he's not scary at all, is he?[3], and ... 'He is scary'[3], and if YOU(!) ... have any pasties for the Owlman, my kooks, hand them over now ... he's so ooo hungry[3], and ... 'He looks more angry than hungry'[3], and The Owlman is rarely seen ... but we see him ... with our astral eyes, yes ... / This is such a great moment for us![3], and, uh ... cheese and onion?[3], and ... "Thank you"[3], and ... 'Was that him, just then?!'[3], and I imagine it was, Voice ... I certainly imagine ...[3], and he spoke to us![3], and ... 'Amazing!'[3], and, yes, yes ... he's here now![3], and who else would get such a creature in a conceptual ... and then feed him his favourite food???[3], and ... 'Only you, Mikey!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, come on! ... spin with us, my friend![3], and, oh ... okay, okay, sorry ... eat your pasty first[3], and ... 'He's enjoying that pasty! Look at him!'[3], and I'll find you some cider to wash it down with ...[3], and ... 'Kronenbourg?'[3], and cider, idiot![3], and I can't get over this![3], and The Owlman, The Owlman, The Owlman ... ... ... !!![3], and ... 'There's no need to say his name three times'[3], and he's outside society - just like us[3], and he feels the pain of being different - just like us / and the owl dominates the man in him[3], and he is different ... you dig?[3], and I love T  h  e O  w  l  m  a  n![3], and