Tuesday 31 May 2022

[No. 1,005] I got three chords and the truth

What you got?

And, well, well ...[1], and, baby ... don't tell me you got finance BECAUSE ... I ain't listening, you dig?[1], and, well, well ...[2], and if you're wondering ...[1], and, baby ... don't tell me you got finance BECAUSE ... I ain't listening, you dig?[2], and dear oh dear oh dear[1], and if you're wondering ...[2], and if you're wondering where all the PR emails are ... they're in my PR email folder, and that's where they're staying[1], and dear oh dear oh dear[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and if you're wondering where all the PR emails are ... they're in my PR email folder, and that's where they're staying[2], and if you behave yourself ...[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and, tell me ... Have you been a good boy? Have you been a good girl? / Well ... I'll do a PR email on Thursday, all right?[1], and if you behave yourself ...[2], and, probably, probably[1], and, tell me ... Have you been a good boy? Have you been a good girl? / Well ... I'll do a PR email on Thursday, all right?[2], and you know how I change my mind / and you know how down I get sometimes, uh ...[1], and, probably, probably[2], and I get real down ...[1], and you know how I change my mind / and you know how down I get sometimes, uh ...[2], and fifteen years shaman and boy ... it hasn't been easy[1], and I get real down ...[2], and, listen ...[1], and fifteen years shaman and boy ... it hasn't been easy[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I just had to put a few in ... you might forget why we're here[1], and, listen ...[2], and ... 'Oh, why, why, why?!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I just had to put a few in ... you might forget why we're here[2], and, what?! ... We're here to get dizzy, idiot![1], and ... 'Oh, why, why, why?!'[2], and ... 'Yeah, I was only joking a-ROUND, Mikey'[1], and, what?! ... We're here to get dizzy, idiot![2], and, yeah, yeah, of course ... listen, listen ... listen to me! Please! LISTEN!!![1], and ... 'Yeah, I was only joking a-ROUND, Mikey'[2], and ... 'Go on'[1], and, yeah, yeah, of course ... listen, listen ... listen to me! Please! LISTEN!!![2], and you know what they say ...[1], and ... 'Go on'[2], and ... 'Tell us!'[1], and you know what they say ...[2], and ... if you're not a kook, man, you're a square[1], and ... 'Tell us!'[2], and ... 'Or a zombie'[1], and ... if you're not a kook, man, you're a square[2], and I worry about YOU(!) ... I really, really, really do[1], and ... 'Or a zombie'[2], and ... 'Me?!' ... Them[1], and I worry about YOU(!) ... I really, really, really do[2], and, you, you, you ... it's YOU(!) I'm looking at now[1], and ... 'Me?!' ... Them[2], and Jesus H. - ! ... Why do I bother?![1], and, you, you, you ... it's YOU(!) I'm looking at now[2], and if you had a guitar, yeah! ... and some sunglasses ... it would only improve your life[1], and Jesus H. - ! ... Why do I bother?![2], and ... 'It couldn't be any worse'[1], and if you had a guitar, yeah! ... and some sunglasses ... it would only improve your life[2], and everyone has choices ... that's all I'm saying[1], and ... 'It couldn't be any worse'[2], and, uh ...[1], and everyone has choices ... that's all I'm saying[2], and it's nearly summer![1], and, uh ...[2], and, and ... think of the park![1], and it's nearly summer![2], and forget banks and hedge funds and crypto shit ... somewhere there is an ice cream with your name on it[1], and, and ... think of the park![2], and ... ... ...[1], and forget banks and hedge funds and crypto shit ... somewhere there is an ice cream with your name on it[2], and do zombies ever learn?[1], and ... ... ...[2], and, well, well ...[3], and do zom bies ever learn?[2], and, baby ... don't tell me you got finance BECAUSE ... I ain't listening, you dig?[3], and if you're wondering ...[3], and dear oh dear oh dear[3], and if you're wondering where all the PR emails are ... they're in my PR email folder, and that's where they're staying[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and if you behave yourself ...[3], and, tell me ... Have you been a good boy? Have you been a good girl? / Well ... I'll do a PR email on Thursday, all right?[3], and, probably, probably[3], and you know how I change my mind / and you know how down I get sometimes, uh ...[3], and I get real down ...[3], and fifteen years shaman and boy ... it hasn't been easy[3], and, listen ...[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I just had to put a few in ... you might forget why we're here[3], and ... 'Oh, why, why, why?!'[3], and, what?! ... We're here to get dizzy, idiot![3], and ... 'Yeah, I was only joking a-ROUND, Mikey'[3], and, yeah, yeah, of course ... listen, listen ... listen to me! Please! LISTEN!!![3], and ... 'Go on'[3], and you know what they say ...[3], and ... 'Tell us!'[3], and ... if you're not a kook, man, you're a square[3], and ... 'Or a zombie'[3], and I worry about YOU(!) ... I really, really, really do[3], and ... 'Me?!' ... Them[3], and, you, you, you ... it's YOU(!) I'm looking at now[3], and Jesus H. - ! ... Why do I bother?![3], and if you had a guitar, yeah! ... and some sunglasses ... it would only improve your life[3], and ... 'It couldn't be any worse'[3], and everyone has choices ... that's all I'm saying[3], and, uh ...[3], and it's nearly summer![3], and, and ... think of the park![3], and forget banks and hedge funds and crypto shit ... somewhere there is an ice cream with your name on it[3], and ... ... ...[3], and do z  o  m  b  i  e  s ever learn?[3], and

And, well, well ...[1], and, baby ... don't tell me you got finance BECAUSE ... I ain't listening, you dig?[1], and, well, well ...[2], and if you're wondering ...[1], and, baby ... don't tell me you got finance BECAUSE ... I ain't listening, you dig?[2], and dear oh dear oh dear[1], and if you're wondering ...[2], and if you're wondering where all the PR emails are ... they're in my PR email folder, and that's where they're staying[1], and dear oh dear oh dear[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and if you're wondering where all the PR emails are ... they're in my PR email folder, and that's where they're staying[2], and if you behave yourself ...[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and, tell me ... Have you been a good boy? Have you been a good girl? / Well ... I'll do a PR email on Thursday, all right?[1], and if you behave yourself ...[2], and, probably, probably[1], and, tell me ... Have you been a good boy? Have you been a good girl? / Well ... I'll do a PR email on Thursday, all right?[2], and you know how I change my mind / and you know how down I get sometimes, uh ...[1], and, probably, probably[2], and I get real down ...[1], and you know how I change my mind / and you know how down I get sometimes, uh ...[2], and fifteen years shaman and boy ... it hasn't been easy[1], and I get real down ...[2], and, listen ...[1], and fifteen years shaman and boy ... it hasn't been easy[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I just had to put a few in ... you might forget why we're here[1], and, listen ...[2], and ... 'Oh, why, why, why?!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I just had to put a few in ... you might forget why we're here[2], and, what?! ... We're here to get dizzy, idiot![1], and ... 'Oh, why, why, why?!'[2], and ... 'Yeah, I was only joking a-ROUND, Mikey'[1], and, what?! ... We're here to get dizzy, idiot![2], and, yeah, yeah, of course ... listen, listen ... listen to me! Please! LISTEN!!![1], and ... 'Yeah, I was only joking a-ROUND, Mikey'[2], and ... 'Go on'[1], and, yeah, yeah, of course ... listen, listen ... listen to me! Please! LISTEN!!![2], and you know what they say ...[1], and ... 'Go on'[2], and ... 'Tell us!'[1], and you know what they say ...[2], and ... if you're not a kook, man, you're a square[1], and ... 'Tell us!'[2], and ... 'Or a zombie'[1], and ... if you're not a kook, man, you're a square[2], and I worry about YOU(!) ... I really, really, really do[1], and ... 'Or a zombie'[2], and ... 'Me?!' ... Them[1], and I worry about YOU(!) ... I really, really, really do[2], and, you, you, you ... it's YOU(!) I'm looking at now[1], and ... 'Me?!' ... Them[2], and Jesus H. - ! ... Why do I bother?![1], and, you, you, you ... it's YOU(!) I'm looking at now[2], and if you had a guitar, yeah! ... and some sunglasses ... it would only improve your life[1], and Jesus H. - ! ... Why do I bother?![2], and ... 'It couldn't be any worse'[1], and if you had a guitar, yeah! ... and some sunglasses ... it would only improve your life[2], and everyone has choices ... that's all I'm saying[1], and ... 'It couldn't be any worse'[2], and, uh ...[1], and everyone has choices ... that's all I'm saying[2], and it's nearly summer![1], and, uh ...[2], and, and ... think of the park![1], and it's nearly summer![2], and forget banks and hedge funds and crypto shit ... somewhere there is an ice cream with your name on it[1], and, and ... think of the park![2], and ... ... ...[1], and forget banks and hedge funds and crypto shit ... somewhere there is an ice cream with your name on it[2], and do zombies ever learn?[1], and ... ... ...[2], and, well, well ...[3], and do zom bies ever learn?[2], and, baby ... don't tell me you got finance BECAUSE ... I ain't listening, you dig?[3], and if you're wondering ...[3], and dear oh dear oh dear[3], and if you're wondering where all the PR emails are ... they're in my PR email folder, and that's where they're staying[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and if you behave yourself ...[3], and, tell me ... Have you been a good boy? Have you been a good girl? / Well ... I'll do a PR email on Thursday, all right?[3], and, probably, probably[3], and you know how I change my mind / and you know how down I get sometimes, uh ...[3], and I get real down ...[3], and fifteen years shaman and boy ... it hasn't been easy[3], and, listen ...[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I just had to put a few in ... you might forget why we're here[3], and ... 'Oh, why, why, why?!'[3], and, what?! ... We're here to get dizzy, idiot![3], and ... 'Yeah, I was only joking a-ROUND, Mikey'[3], and, yeah, yeah, of course ... listen, listen ... listen to me! Please! LISTEN!!![3], and ... 'Go on'[3], and you know what they say ...[3], and ... 'Tell us!'[3], and ... if you're not a kook, man, you're a square[3], and ... 'Or a zombie'[3], and I worry about YOU(!) ... I really, really, really do[3], and ... 'Me?!' ... Them[3], and, you, you, you ... it's YOU(!) I'm looking at now[3], and Jesus H. - ! ... Why do I bother?![3], and if you had a guitar, yeah! ... and some sunglasses ... it would only improve your life[3], and ... 'It couldn't be any worse'[3], and everyone has choices ... that's all I'm saying[3], and, uh ...[3], and it's nearly summer![3], and, and ... think of the park![3], and forget banks and hedge funds and crypto shit ... somewhere there is an ice cream with your name on it[3], and ... ... ...[3], and do z  o  m  b  i  e  s ever learn?[3], and

And, well, well ...[1], and, baby ... don't tell me you got finance BECAUSE ... I ain't listening, you dig?[1], and, well, well ...[2], and if you're wondering ...[1], and, baby ... don't tell me you got finance BECAUSE ... I ain't listening, you dig?[2], and dear oh dear oh dear[1], and if you're wondering ...[2], and if you're wondering where all the PR emails are ... they're in my PR email folder, and that's where they're staying[1], and dear oh dear oh dear[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and if you're wondering where all the PR emails are ... they're in my PR email folder, and that's where they're staying[2], and if you behave yourself ...[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and, tell me ... Have you been a good boy? Have you been a good girl? / Well ... I'll do a PR email on Thursday, all right?[1], and if you behave yourself ...[2], and, probably, probably[1], and, tell me ... Have you been a good boy? Have you been a good girl? / Well ... I'll do a PR email on Thursday, all right?[2], and you know how I change my mind / and you know how down I get sometimes, uh ...[1], and, probably, probably[2], and I get real down ...[1], and you know how I change my mind / and you know how down I get sometimes, uh ...[2], and fifteen years shaman and boy ... it hasn't been easy[1], and I get real down ...[2], and, listen ...[1], and fifteen years shaman and boy ... it hasn't been easy[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I just had to put a few in ... you might forget why we're here[1], and, listen ...[2], and ... 'Oh, why, why, why?!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I just had to put a few in ... you might forget why we're here[2], and, what?! ... We're here to get dizzy, idiot![1], and ... 'Oh, why, why, why?!'[2], and ... 'Yeah, I was only joking a-ROUND, Mikey'[1], and, what?! ... We're here to get dizzy, idiot![2], and, yeah, yeah, of course ... listen, listen ... listen to me! Please! LISTEN!!![1], and ... 'Yeah, I was only joking a-ROUND, Mikey'[2], and ... 'Go on'[1], and, yeah, yeah, of course ... listen, listen ... listen to me! Please! LISTEN!!![2], and you know what they say ...[1], and ... 'Go on'[2], and ... 'Tell us!'[1], and you know what they say ...[2], and ... if you're not a kook, man, you're a square[1], and ... 'Tell us!'[2], and ... 'Or a zombie'[1], and ... if you're not a kook, man, you're a square[2], and I worry about YOU(!) ... I really, really, really do[1], and ... 'Or a zombie'[2], and ... 'Me?!' ... Them[1], and I worry about YOU(!) ... I really, really, really do[2], and, you, you, you ... it's YOU(!) I'm looking at now[1], and ... 'Me?!' ... Them[2], and Jesus H. - ! ... Why do I bother?![1], and, you, you, you ... it's YOU(!) I'm looking at now[2], and if you had a guitar, yeah! ... and some sunglasses ... it would only improve your life[1], and Jesus H. - ! ... Why do I bother?![2], and ... 'It couldn't be any worse'[1], and if you had a guitar, yeah! ... and some sunglasses ... it would only improve your life[2], and everyone has choices ... that's all I'm saying[1], and ... 'It couldn't be any worse'[2], and, uh ...[1], and everyone has choices ... that's all I'm saying[2], and it's nearly summer![1], and, uh ...[2], and, and ... think of the park![1], and it's nearly summer![2], and forget banks and hedge funds and crypto shit ... somewhere there is an ice cream with your name on it[1], and, and ... think of the park![2], and ... ... ...[1], and forget banks and hedge funds and crypto shit ... somewhere there is an ice cream with your name on it[2], and do zombies ever learn?[1], and ... ... ...[2], and, well, well ...[3], and do zom bies ever learn?[2], and, baby ... don't tell me you got finance BECAUSE ... I ain't listening, you dig?[3], and if you're wondering ...[3], and dear oh dear oh dear[3], and if you're wondering where all the PR emails are ... they're in my PR email folder, and that's where they're staying[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and if you behave yourself ...[3], and, tell me ... Have you been a good boy? Have you been a good girl? / Well ... I'll do a PR email on Thursday, all right?[3], and, probably, probably[3], and you know how I change my mind / and you know how down I get sometimes, uh ...[3], and I get real down ...[3], and fifteen years shaman and boy ... it hasn't been easy[3], and, listen ...[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I just had to put a few in ... you might forget why we're here[3], and ... 'Oh, why, why, why?!'[3], and, what?! ... We're here to get dizzy, idiot![3], and ... 'Yeah, I was only joking a-ROUND, Mikey'[3], and, yeah, yeah, of course ... listen, listen ... listen to me! Please! LISTEN!!![3], and ... 'Go on'[3], and you know what they say ...[3], and ... 'Tell us!'[3], and ... if you're not a kook, man, you're a square[3], and ... 'Or a zombie'[3], and I worry about YOU(!) ... I really, really, really do[3], and ... 'Me?!' ... Them[3], and, you, you, you ... it's YOU(!) I'm looking at now[3], and Jesus H. - ! ... Why do I bother?![3], and if you had a guitar, yeah! ... and some sunglasses ... it would only improve your life[3], and ... 'It couldn't be any worse'[3], and everyone has choices ... that's all I'm saying[3], and, uh ...[3], and it's nearly summer![3], and, and ... think of the park![3], and forget banks and hedge funds and crypto shit ... somewhere there is an ice cream with your name on it[3], and ... ... ...[3], and do z  o  m  b  i  e  s ever learn?[3], and