Monday 9 May 2022

[No. 998] A seagull stole my ice cream - AGAIN!!!

I'm cursed.

And, I mean ...[1], and it is/was ... beyond belief[1], and, I mean ...[2], and, I just ...[1], and it is/was ... beyond belief[2], and I couldn't believe it, but I had to believe it BECAUSE ... I was staring at an empty cone - AGAIN!!![1], and, I just ...[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and I couldn't believe it, but I had to believe it BECAUSE ... I was staring at an empty cone - AGAIN!!![2], and I'll tell you something, kooks ... I'd love to get my hands on that bloody ringleader![1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and what flavour??? Oh, guess![1], and I'll tell you something, kooks ... I'd love to get my hands on that bloody ringleader![2], and ... 'Mint!'[1], and what flavour??? Oh, guess![2], and, yeah, yeah ... my favourite ... / and I have a lot of favourites ... a favourite rock ... a favourite beach[1], and ... 'Mint!'[2], and St Ives, St Ives, St Ives ...[1], and, yeah, yeah ... my favourite ... / and I have a lot of favourites ... a favourite rock ... a favourite beach[2], and Porth Kidney Beach or Sands or - three times actually ... staring, staring ... and staring[1], and St Ives, St Ives, St Ives ...[2], and lost in thought, I suppose[1], and Porth Kidney Beach or Sands or - three times actually ... staring, staring ... and staring[2], and almost empty, uh, deserted ... me, a woman, a dog ... some figures in the distance[1], and lost in thought, I suppose[2], and I was ONE with NATURE[1], and almost empty, uh, deserted ... me, a woman, a dog ... some figures in the distance[2], and, listen ... I was staring at the sea ... and this woman and her dog came along, and the dog's name was Bodhi[1], and I was ONE with NATURE[2], and ... 'You liar!'[1], and, listen ... I was staring at the sea ... and this woman and her dog came along, and the dog's name was Bodhi[2], and I swear I'm not lying, man ... BODHI - !!! ... and what are the chances of that???[1], and ... 'You liar!'[2], and was it a good omen?[1], and I swear I'm not lying, man ... BODHI - !!! ... and what are the chances of that???[2], and I didn't go in the water ... can't swim[1], and was it a good omen?[2], and ... 'Mikey don't surf!'[1], and I didn't go in the water ... can't swim[2], and Cornwall, Cornwall, Cornwall ...[1], and ... 'Mikey don't surf!'[2], and what kind of half-arsed dolphin am I?! Really![1], and Cornwall, Cornwall, Cornwall ...[2], and, dizzy?[1], and what kind of half-arsed dolphin am I?! Really![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... ah, so many times gone down there it's hard to keep track[1], and, dizzy?[2], and ... '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... ah, so many times gone down there it's hard to keep track[2], and, yes, thank you, Voice[1], and ... '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25'[2], and I didn't get the gums of those big basking sharks ...[1], and, yes, thank you, Voice[2], and was it a bad omen?[1], and I didn't get the gums of those big basking sharks ...[2], and I saw some crab legs ... buried in the sand[1], and was it a bad omen?[2], and I'm like him, yes, our Bodhi ... so awake to a dirty world[1], and I saw some crab legs ... buried in the sand[2], and I'm an outlaw!!![1], and I'm like him, yes, our Bodhi ... so awake to a dirty world[2], and, but, but, but ... they didn't put me in a cage[1], and I'm an out law!!![2], and omens ... who cares?![1], and, but, but, but ... they didn't put me in a cage[2], and anyway I didn't care anyway ... I just went back into town to drink lager and eat pasties ... without ice cream[1], and omens ... who cares?![2], and it was nice, all of it[1], and anyway I didn't care anyway ... I just went back into town to drink lager and eat pasties ... without ice cream[2], and I'm happy to report: I'm still a great soul[1], and it was nice, all of it[2], and ... 'A spiritual aristocrat!'[1], and I'm happy to report: I'm still a great soul[2], and I'll never have any fear of freedom[1], and ... 'A spiritual aristocrat!'[2], and, I mean ...[3], and I'll never have any fear of freedom[2], and it is/was ... beyond belief[3], and, I just ...[3], and I couldn't believe it, but I had to believe it BECAUSE ... I was staring at an empty cone - AGAIN!!![3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and I'll tell you something, kooks ... I'd love to get my hands on that bloody ringleader![3], and what flavour??? Oh, guess![3], and ... 'Mint!'[3], and, yeah, yeah ... my favourite ... / and I have a lot of favourites ... a favourite rock ... a favourite beach[3], and St Ives, St Ives, St Ives ...[3], and Porth Kidney Beach or Sands or - three times actually ... staring, staring ... and staring[3], and lost in thought, I suppose[3], and almost empty, uh, deserted ... me, a woman, a dog ... some figures in the distance[3], and I was ONE with NATURE[3], and, listen ... I was staring at the sea ... and this woman and her dog came along, and the dog's name was Bodhi[3], and ... 'You liar!'[3], and I swear I'm not lying, man ... BODHI - !!! ... and what are the chances of that???[3], and was it a good omen?[3], and I didn't go in the water ... can't swim[3], and ... 'Mikey don't surf!'[3], and Cornwall, Cornwall, Cornwall ...[3], and what kind of half-arsed dolphin am I?! Really![3], and, dizzy?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... ah, so many times gone down there it's hard to keep track[3], and ... '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25'[3], and, yes, thank you, Voice[3], and I didn't get the gums of those big basking sharks ...[3], and was it a bad omen?[3], and I saw some crab legs ... buried in the sand[3], and I'm like him, yes, our Bodhi ... so awake to a dirty world[3], and I'm an o  u  t  l  a  w!!![3], and, but, but, but ... they didn't put me in a cage[3], and omens ... who cares?![3], and anyway I didn't care anyway ... I just went back into town to drink lager and eat pasties ... without ice cream[3], and it was nice, all of it[3], and I'm happy to report: I'm still a great soul[3], and ... 'A spiritual aristocrat!'[3], and I'll never have any fear of freedom[3], and

And, I mean ...[1], and it is/was ... beyond belief[1], and, I mean ...[2], and, I just ...[1], and it is/was ... beyond belief[2], and I couldn't believe it, but I had to believe it BECAUSE ... I was staring at an empty cone - AGAIN!!![1], and, I just ...[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and I couldn't believe it, but I had to believe it BECAUSE ... I was staring at an empty cone - AGAIN!!![2], and I'll tell you something, kooks ... I'd love to get my hands on that bloody ringleader![1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and what flavour??? Oh, guess![1], and I'll tell you something, kooks ... I'd love to get my hands on that bloody ringleader![2], and ... 'Mint!'[1], and what flavour??? Oh, guess![2], and, yeah, yeah ... my favourite ... / and I have a lot of favourites ... a favourite rock ... a favourite beach[1], and ... 'Mint!'[2], and St Ives, St Ives, St Ives ...[1], and, yeah, yeah ... my favourite ... / and I have a lot of favourites ... a favourite rock ... a favourite beach[2], and Porth Kidney Beach or Sands or - three times actually ... staring, staring ... and staring[1], and St Ives, St Ives, St Ives ...[2], and lost in thought, I suppose[1], and Porth Kidney Beach or Sands or - three times actually ... staring, staring ... and staring[2], and almost empty, uh, deserted ... me, a woman, a dog ... some figures in the distance[1], and lost in thought, I suppose[2], and I was ONE with NATURE[1], and almost empty, uh, deserted ... me, a woman, a dog ... some figures in the distance[2], and, listen ... I was staring at the sea ... and this woman and her dog came along, and the dog's name was Bodhi[1], and I was ONE with NATURE[2], and ... 'You liar!'[1], and, listen ... I was staring at the sea ... and this woman and her dog came along, and the dog's name was Bodhi[2], and I swear I'm not lying, man ... BODHI - !!! ... and what are the chances of that???[1], and ... 'You liar!'[2], and was it a good omen?[1], and I swear I'm not lying, man ... BODHI - !!! ... and what are the chances of that???[2], and I didn't go in the water ... can't swim[1], and was it a good omen?[2], and ... 'Mikey don't surf!'[1], and I didn't go in the water ... can't swim[2], and Cornwall, Cornwall, Cornwall ...[1], and ... 'Mikey don't surf!'[2], and what kind of half-arsed dolphin am I?! Really![1], and Cornwall, Cornwall, Cornwall ...[2], and, dizzy?[1], and what kind of half-arsed dolphin am I?! Really![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... ah, so many times gone down there it's hard to keep track[1], and, dizzy?[2], and ... '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... ah, so many times gone down there it's hard to keep track[2], and, yes, thank you, Voice[1], and ... '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25'[2], and I didn't get the gums of those big basking sharks ...[1], and, yes, thank you, Voice[2], and was it a bad omen?[1], and I didn't get the gums of those big basking sharks ...[2], and I saw some crab legs ... buried in the sand[1], and was it a bad omen?[2], and I'm like him, yes, our Bodhi ... so awake to a dirty world[1], and I saw some crab legs ... buried in the sand[2], and I'm an outlaw!!![1], and I'm like him, yes, our Bodhi ... so awake to a dirty world[2], and, but, but, but ... they didn't put me in a cage[1], and I'm an out law!!![2], and omens ... who cares?![1], and, but, but, but ... they didn't put me in a cage[2], and anyway I didn't care anyway ... I just went back into town to drink lager and eat pasties ... without ice cream[1], and omens ... who cares?![2], and it was nice, all of it[1], and anyway I didn't care anyway ... I just went back into town to drink lager and eat pasties ... without ice cream[2], and I'm happy to report: I'm still a great soul[1], and it was nice, all of it[2], and ... 'A spiritual aristocrat!'[1], and I'm happy to report: I'm still a great soul[2], and I'll never have any fear of freedom[1], and ... 'A spiritual aristocrat!'[2], and, I mean ...[3], and I'll never have any fear of freedom[2], and it is/was ... beyond belief[3], and, I just ...[3], and I couldn't believe it, but I had to believe it BECAUSE ... I was staring at an empty cone - AGAIN!!![3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and I'll tell you something, kooks ... I'd love to get my hands on that bloody ringleader![3], and what flavour??? Oh, guess![3], and ... 'Mint!'[3], and, yeah, yeah ... my favourite ... / and I have a lot of favourites ... a favourite rock ... a favourite beach[3], and St Ives, St Ives, St Ives ...[3], and Porth Kidney Beach or Sands or - three times actually ... staring, staring ... and staring[3], and lost in thought, I suppose[3], and almost empty, uh, deserted ... me, a woman, a dog ... some figures in the distance[3], and I was ONE with NATURE[3], and, listen ... I was staring at the sea ... and this woman and her dog came along, and the dog's name was Bodhi[3], and ... 'You liar!'[3], and I swear I'm not lying, man ... BODHI - !!! ... and what are the chances of that???[3], and was it a good omen?[3], and I didn't go in the water ... can't swim[3], and ... 'Mikey don't surf!'[3], and Cornwall, Cornwall, Cornwall ...[3], and what kind of half-arsed dolphin am I?! Really![3], and, dizzy?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... ah, so many times gone down there it's hard to keep track[3], and ... '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25'[3], and, yes, thank you, Voice[3], and I didn't get the gums of those big basking sharks ...[3], and was it a bad omen?[3], and I saw some crab legs ... buried in the sand[3], and I'm like him, yes, our Bodhi ... so awake to a dirty world[3], and I'm an o  u  t  l  a  w!!![3], and, but, but, but ... they didn't put me in a cage[3], and omens ... who cares?![3], and anyway I didn't care anyway ... I just went back into town to drink lager and eat pasties ... without ice cream[3], and it was nice, all of it[3], and I'm happy to report: I'm still a great soul[3], and ... 'A spiritual aristocrat!'[3], and I'll never have any fear of freedom[3], and

And, I mean ...[1], and it is/was ... beyond belief[1], and, I mean ...[2], and, I just ...[1], and it is/was ... beyond belief[2], and I couldn't believe it, but I had to believe it BECAUSE ... I was staring at an empty cone - AGAIN!!![1], and, I just ...[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and I couldn't believe it, but I had to believe it BECAUSE ... I was staring at an empty cone - AGAIN!!![2], and I'll tell you something, kooks ... I'd love to get my hands on that bloody ringleader![1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and what flavour??? Oh, guess![1], and I'll tell you something, kooks ... I'd love to get my hands on that bloody ringleader![2], and ... 'Mint!'[1], and what flavour??? Oh, guess![2], and, yeah, yeah ... my favourite ... / and I have a lot of favourites ... a favourite rock ... a favourite beach[1], and ... 'Mint!'[2], and St Ives, St Ives, St Ives ...[1], and, yeah, yeah ... my favourite ... / and I have a lot of favourites ... a favourite rock ... a favourite beach[2], and Porth Kidney Beach or Sands or - three times actually ... staring, staring ... and staring[1], and St Ives, St Ives, St Ives ...[2], and lost in thought, I suppose[1], and Porth Kidney Beach or Sands or - three times actually ... staring, staring ... and staring[2], and almost empty, uh, deserted ... me, a woman, a dog ... some figures in the distance[1], and lost in thought, I suppose[2], and I was ONE with NATURE[1], and almost empty, uh, deserted ... me, a woman, a dog ... some figures in the distance[2], and, listen ... I was staring at the sea ... and this woman and her dog came along, and the dog's name was Bodhi[1], and I was ONE with NATURE[2], and ... 'You liar!'[1], and, listen ... I was staring at the sea ... and this woman and her dog came along, and the dog's name was Bodhi[2], and I swear I'm not lying, man ... BODHI - !!! ... and what are the chances of that???[1], and ... 'You liar!'[2], and was it a good omen?[1], and I swear I'm not lying, man ... BODHI - !!! ... and what are the chances of that???[2], and I didn't go in the water ... can't swim[1], and was it a good omen?[2], and ... 'Mikey don't surf!'[1], and I didn't go in the water ... can't swim[2], and Cornwall, Cornwall, Cornwall ...[1], and ... 'Mikey don't surf!'[2], and what kind of half-arsed dolphin am I?! Really![1], and Cornwall, Cornwall, Cornwall ...[2], and, dizzy?[1], and what kind of half-arsed dolphin am I?! Really![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... ah, so many times gone down there it's hard to keep track[1], and, dizzy?[2], and ... '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... ah, so many times gone down there it's hard to keep track[2], and, yes, thank you, Voice[1], and ... '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25'[2], and I didn't get the gums of those big basking sharks ...[1], and, yes, thank you, Voice[2], and was it a bad omen?[1], and I didn't get the gums of those big basking sharks ...[2], and I saw some crab legs ... buried in the sand[1], and was it a bad omen?[2], and I'm like him, yes, our Bodhi ... so awake to a dirty world[1], and I saw some crab legs ... buried in the sand[2], and I'm an outlaw!!![1], and I'm like him, yes, our Bodhi ... so awake to a dirty world[2], and, but, but, but ... they didn't put me in a cage[1], and I'm an out law!!![2], and omens ... who cares?![1], and, but, but, but ... they didn't put me in a cage[2], and anyway I didn't care anyway ... I just went back into town to drink lager and eat pasties ... without ice cream[1], and omens ... who cares?![2], and it was nice, all of it[1], and anyway I didn't care anyway ... I just went back into town to drink lager and eat pasties ... without ice cream[2], and I'm happy to report: I'm still a great soul[1], and it was nice, all of it[2], and ... 'A spiritual aristocrat!'[1], and I'm happy to report: I'm still a great soul[2], and I'll never have any fear of freedom[1], and ... 'A spiritual aristocrat!'[2], and, I mean ...[3], and I'll never have any fear of freedom[2], and it is/was ... beyond belief[3], and, I just ...[3], and I couldn't believe it, but I had to believe it BECAUSE ... I was staring at an empty cone - AGAIN!!![3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and I'll tell you something, kooks ... I'd love to get my hands on that bloody ringleader![3], and what flavour??? Oh, guess![3], and ... 'Mint!'[3], and, yeah, yeah ... my favourite ... / and I have a lot of favourites ... a favourite rock ... a favourite beach[3], and St Ives, St Ives, St Ives ...[3], and Porth Kidney Beach or Sands or - three times actually ... staring, staring ... and staring[3], and lost in thought, I suppose[3], and almost empty, uh, deserted ... me, a woman, a dog ... some figures in the distance[3], and I was ONE with NATURE[3], and, listen ... I was staring at the sea ... and this woman and her dog came along, and the dog's name was Bodhi[3], and ... 'You liar!'[3], and I swear I'm not lying, man ... BODHI - !!! ... and what are the chances of that???[3], and was it a good omen?[3], and I didn't go in the water ... can't swim[3], and ... 'Mikey don't surf!'[3], and Cornwall, Cornwall, Cornwall ...[3], and what kind of half-arsed dolphin am I?! Really![3], and, dizzy?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... ah, so many times gone down there it's hard to keep track[3], and ... '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25'[3], and, yes, thank you, Voice[3], and I didn't get the gums of those big basking sharks ...[3], and was it a bad omen?[3], and I saw some crab legs ... buried in the sand[3], and I'm like him, yes, our Bodhi ... so awake to a dirty world[3], and I'm an o  u  t  l  a  w!!![3], and, but, but, but ... they didn't put me in a cage[3], and omens ... who cares?![3], and anyway I didn't care anyway ... I just went back into town to drink lager and eat pasties ... without ice cream[3], and it was nice, all of it[3], and I'm happy to report: I'm still a great soul[3], and ... 'A spiritual aristocrat!'[3], and I'll never have any fear of freedom[3], and