The specialist bond fund manager BlueBay Asset Management was forced to issue a profit warning yesterday. Why? Oh, you know, declining hedge fund performance fees and the like. But I wouldn't worry about it. Even though BlueBay's shares fell almost 15 per cent, there is nothing to worry about.
You have to be philosophical about this shit. You have to look at yourself in the mirror each morning and ask: Who am I? I am the man with the sheet on his head. I see visions. I see money burning in the temple of the god they call Big Herb. I am the money king. I can do anything. Ganesh loves me. There is nothing to fear. THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR.
If only more people could be like me.
