Both the Daily Telegraph and the Daily Mail have been on to me about poor Matt. They want to know where he is. Well, if only I knew.
I'll give you my gut feeling though. I reckon he's gone back to the desert. I told Helen Power at the Telegraph I wouldn't grass up my old mate, and I'm not going to. Do you know how big the desert is? No one will find him. I hope I'm not out of line talking about Matt like this.
Matt, mate, I wish you all the best. I didn't tell those journalists a thing. Keep off the peyote.
