Thursday, 28 May 2009

Arthur Samberg is closing Pequot Capital

What? Why? Who? Yeah, I know, it's confusing. I can't keep up myself. So many traders and hedge fund managers are being investigated, fined, banned, arrested, you name it. Sometimes I despair.

O Master, please do not have another breakdown.

What do you mean, another breakdown?

O Master, you know what I mean.

Shut it.

Dear reader, do you see what I have to put up with? It's bad enough hearing bad news all day long, but I've got these voices as well: mystical children from the desert, spirits from the other side, thought-forms from my subconscious. And people wonder why I'm a little 'eccentric'. Jesus!