Thursday 3 May 2012

[No. 10] Enough is enough, for Man Group, for all of us

And if it's less than three I'll be seriously surprised, and I think we'll all be seriously surprised, including myself, me, and it's gotta be more than three, round and round, yes[1], and it's the computer-driven AHL fund, and what did I say?, er, and what did I know?, er, and who listened to me?, hey!, and who looked into my mind?, er, well[1], and I'll smash that fucking computer with my fists if I have to, and let's get a bit of sanity back into the game, and am I the only one who wants the mysticism?, no, no, no!!![1], and Svend Egil Larsen and Peder Veiby are men, and they're traders, and they're warriors, and they're heroes, and they beat the machines, and we need to celebrate them, celebrate their victory, and we will, we will, forever![1], and Man Group is a takeover target, and let's stay calm, and we need GLG's shamans to do something, anything, and they have the blood, you?!, and they have the fire, so just burn![1], and there's been an appalling decline in share price, and everyone's getting paid too much, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but[1], and it's the computer-driven AHL fund, and what did I say?, er, and what did I know?, er, and who listened to me?, hey!, and who looked into my mind?, er, well[2], and what's the outflow?, and I don't want to know, and this wouldn't have happened if they'd trusted their mystics, and I hate the machines, and we hate the machines, and all we want is a little humanity, eh?, the human touch[1], and I feel the pain, when I'm broken more than most: more than Peter Clarke will ever be, and without the $7 million and rising?, and I can take it, right, so he can take it, yes, and we'll all take it[1], and if it's less than three I'll be seriously surprised, and I think we'll all be seriously surprised, including myself, me, and it's gotta be more than three, round and round, yes[2], and Man Group is a takeover target, and let's stay calm, and we need GLG's shamans to do something, anything, and they have the blood, you?!, and they have the fire, so just burn![2], and Man will pay an uncovered dividend this year, and oh God that's all we need, and the balance sheet could get weaker, and oh God I don't think I want to know more than this, and I must know more because I'm so incredibly sick[1], and there's been an appalling decline in share price, and everyone's getting paid too much, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but[2], and I'll smash that fucking computer with my fists if I have to, and let's get a bit of sanity back into the game, and am I the only one who wants the mysticism?, no, no, no!!![2], and it's the computers, the machines, that got me, here, oh, Jesus H. Christ!, round and round, on the net, on the blog, in my head, and what can I do?, and this is my destiny, and this is my destiny, and THIS is my destiny?![1], and it's the computer-driven AHL fund, and what did I say?, er, and what did I know?, er, and who listened to me?, hey!, and who looked into my mind?, er, well[3], and it's the computers, the machines, that got me, here, oh, Jesus H. Christ!, round and round, on the net, on the blog, in my head, and what can I do?, and this is my destiny, and this is my destiny, and THIS is my destiny?![2], and Svend Egil Larsen and Peder Veiby are men, and they're traders, and they're warriors, and they're heroes, and they beat the machines, and we need to celebrate them, celebrate their victory, and we will, we will, forever![2], and Man Group is a takeover target, and let's stay calm, and we need GLG's shamans to do something, anything, and they have the blood, you?!, and they have the fire, so just burn![3], and I feel the pain, when I'm broken more than most: more than Peter Clarke will ever be, and without the $7 million and rising?, and I can take it, right, so he can take it, yes, and we'll all take it[2], and what's the outflow?, and I don't want to know, and this wouldn't have happened if they'd trusted their mystics, and I hate the machines, and we hate the machines, and all we want is a little humanity, eh?, the human touch[2], and Svend Egil Larsen and Peder Veiby are men, and they're traders, and they're warriors, and they're heroes, and they beat the machines, and we need to celebrate them, celebrate their victory, and we will, we will, forever![3], and Man will pay an uncovered dividend this year, and oh God that's all we need, and the balance sheet could get weaker, and oh God I don't think I want to know more than this, and I must know more because I'm so incredibly sick[2], and there's been an appalling decline in share price, and everyone's getting paid too much, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but[3], and I feel the pain, when I'm broken more than most: more than Peter Clarke will ever be, and without the $7 million and rising?, and I can take it, right, so he can take it, yes, and we'll all take it[3], and what's the outflow?, and I don't want to know, and this wouldn't have happened if they'd trusted their mystics, and I hate the machines, and we hate the machines, and all we want is a little humanity, eh?, the human touch[3], and Man will pay an uncovered dividend this year, and oh God that's all we need, and the balance sheet could get weaker, and oh God I don't think I want to know more than this, and I must know more because I'm so incredibly sick[3], and I'll smash that fucking computer with my fists if I have to, and let's get a bit of sanity back into the game, and am I the only one who wants the mysticism?, no, no, no!!![3], and it's the computers, the machines, that got me, here, oh, Jesus H. Christ!, round and round, on the net, on the blog, in my head, and what can I do?, and this is my destiny, and this is my destiny, and THIS is my destiny?![3], and if it's less than three I'll be seriously surprised, and I think we'll all be seriously surprised, including myself, me, and it's gotta be more than three, round and round, yes[3], and

And if it's less than three I'll be seriously surprised, and I think we'll all be seriously surprised, including myself, me, and it's gotta be more than three, round and round, yes[1], and it's the computer-driven AHL fund, and what did I say?, er, and what did I know?, er, and who listened to me?, hey!, and who looked into my mind?, er, well[1], and I'll smash that fucking computer with my fists if I have to, and let's get a bit of sanity back into the game, and am I the only one who wants the mysticism?, no, no, no!!![1], and Svend Egil Larsen and Peder Veiby are men, and they're traders, and they're warriors, and they're heroes, and they beat the machines, and we need to celebrate them, celebrate their victory, and we will, we will, forever![1], and Man Group is a takeover target, and let's stay calm, and we need GLG's shamans to do something, anything, and they have the blood, you?!, and they have the fire, so just burn![1], and there's been an appalling decline in share price, and everyone's getting paid too much, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but[1], and it's the computer-driven AHL fund, and what did I say?, er, and what did I know?, er, and who listened to me?, hey!, and who looked into my mind?, er, well[2], and what's the outflow?, and I don't want to know, and this wouldn't have happened if they'd trusted their mystics, and I hate the machines, and we hate the machines, and all we want is a little humanity, eh?, the human touch[1], and I feel the pain, when I'm broken more than most: more than Peter Clarke will ever be, and without the $7 million and rising?, and I can take it, right, so he can take it, yes, and we'll all take it[1], and if it's less than three I'll be seriously surprised, and I think we'll all be seriously surprised, including myself, me, and it's gotta be more than three, round and round, yes[2], and Man Group is a takeover target, and let's stay calm, and we need GLG's shamans to do something, anything, and they have the blood, you?!, and they have the fire, so just burn![2], and Man will pay an uncovered dividend this year, and oh God that's all we need, and the balance sheet could get weaker, and oh God I don't think I want to know more than this, and I must know more because I'm so incredibly sick[1], and there's been an appalling decline in share price, and everyone's getting paid too much, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but[2], and I'll smash that fucking computer with my fists if I have to, and let's get a bit of sanity back into the game, and am I the only one who wants the mysticism?, no, no, no!!![2], and it's the computers, the machines, that got me, here, oh, Jesus H. Christ!, round and round, on the net, on the blog, in my head, and what can I do?, and this is my destiny, and this is my destiny, and THIS is my destiny?![1], and it's the computer-driven AHL fund, and what did I say?, er, and what did I know?, er, and who listened to me?, hey!, and who looked into my mind?, er, well[3], and it's the computers, the machines, that got me, here, oh, Jesus H. Christ!, round and round, on the net, on the blog, in my head, and what can I do?, and this is my destiny, and this is my destiny, and THIS is my destiny?![2], and Svend Egil Larsen and Peder Veiby are men, and they're traders, and they're warriors, and they're heroes, and they beat the machines, and we need to celebrate them, celebrate their victory, and we will, we will, forever![2], and Man Group is a takeover target, and let's stay calm, and we need GLG's shamans to do something, anything, and they have the blood, you?!, and they have the fire, so just burn![3], and I feel the pain, when I'm broken more than most: more than Peter Clarke will ever be, and without the $7 million and rising?, and I can take it, right, so he can take it, yes, and we'll all take it[2], and what's the outflow?, and I don't want to know, and this wouldn't have happened if they'd trusted their mystics, and I hate the machines, and we hate the machines, and all we want is a little humanity, eh?, the human touch[2], and Svend Egil Larsen and Peder Veiby are men, and they're traders, and they're warriors, and they're heroes, and they beat the machines, and we need to celebrate them, celebrate their victory, and we will, we will, forever![3], and Man will pay an uncovered dividend this year, and oh God that's all we need, and the balance sheet could get weaker, and oh God I don't think I want to know more than this, and I must know more because I'm so incredibly sick[2], and there's been an appalling decline in share price, and everyone's getting paid too much, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but[3], and I feel the pain, when I'm broken more than most: more than Peter Clarke will ever be, and without the $7 million and rising?, and I can take it, right, so he can take it, yes, and we'll all take it[3], and what's the outflow?, and I don't want to know, and this wouldn't have happened if they'd trusted their mystics, and I hate the machines, and we hate the machines, and all we want is a little humanity, eh?, the human touch[3], and Man will pay an uncovered dividend this year, and oh God that's all we need, and the balance sheet could get weaker, and oh God I don't think I want to know more than this, and I must know more because I'm so incredibly sick[3], and I'll smash that fucking computer with my fists if I have to, and let's get a bit of sanity back into the game, and am I the only one who wants the mysticism?, no, no, no!!![3], and it's the computers, the machines, that got me, here, oh, Jesus H. Christ!, round and round, on the net, on the blog, in my head, and what can I do?, and this is my destiny, and this is my destiny, and THIS is my destiny?![3], and if it's less than three I'll be seriously surprised, and I think we'll all be seriously surprised, including myself, me, and it's gotta be more than three, round and round, yes[3], and

And if it's less than three I'll be seriously surprised, and I think we'll all be seriously surprised, including myself, me, and it's gotta be more than three, round and round, yes[1], and it's the computer-driven AHL fund, and what did I say?, er, and what did I know?, er, and who listened to me?, hey!, and who looked into my mind?, er, well[1], and I'll smash that fucking computer with my fists if I have to, and let's get a bit of sanity back into the game, and am I the only one who wants the mysticism?, no, no, no!!![1], and Svend Egil Larsen and Peder Veiby are men, and they're traders, and they're warriors, and they're heroes, and they beat the machines, and we need to celebrate them, celebrate their victory, and we will, we will, forever![1], and Man Group is a takeover target, and let's stay calm, and we need GLG's shamans to do something, anything, and they have the blood, you?!, and they have the fire, so just burn![1], and there's been an appalling decline in share price, and everyone's getting paid too much, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but[1], and it's the computer-driven AHL fund, and what did I say?, er, and what did I know?, er, and who listened to me?, hey!, and who looked into my mind?, er, well[2], and what's the outflow?, and I don't want to know, and this wouldn't have happened if they'd trusted their mystics, and I hate the machines, and we hate the machines, and all we want is a little humanity, eh?, the human touch[1], and I feel the pain, when I'm broken more than most: more than Peter Clarke will ever be, and without the $7 million and rising?, and I can take it, right, so he can take it, yes, and we'll all take it[1], and if it's less than three I'll be seriously surprised, and I think we'll all be seriously surprised, including myself, me, and it's gotta be more than three, round and round, yes[2], and Man Group is a takeover target, and let's stay calm, and we need GLG's shamans to do something, anything, and they have the blood, you?!, and they have the fire, so just burn![2], and Man will pay an uncovered dividend this year, and oh God that's all we need, and the balance sheet could get weaker, and oh God I don't think I want to know more than this, and I must know more because I'm so incredibly sick[1], and there's been an appalling decline in share price, and everyone's getting paid too much, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but[2], and I'll smash that fucking computer with my fists if I have to, and let's get a bit of sanity back into the game, and am I the only one who wants the mysticism?, no, no, no!!![2], and it's the computers, the machines, that got me, here, oh, Jesus H. Christ!, round and round, on the net, on the blog, in my head, and what can I do?, and this is my destiny, and this is my destiny, and THIS is my destiny?![1], and it's the computer-driven AHL fund, and what did I say?, er, and what did I know?, er, and who listened to me?, hey!, and who looked into my mind?, er, well[3], and it's the computers, the machines, that got me, here, oh, Jesus H. Christ!, round and round, on the net, on the blog, in my head, and what can I do?, and this is my destiny, and this is my destiny, and THIS is my destiny?![2], and Svend Egil Larsen and Peder Veiby are men, and they're traders, and they're warriors, and they're heroes, and they beat the machines, and we need to celebrate them, celebrate their victory, and we will, we will, forever![2], and Man Group is a takeover target, and let's stay calm, and we need GLG's shamans to do something, anything, and they have the blood, you?!, and they have the fire, so just burn![3], and I feel the pain, when I'm broken more than most: more than Peter Clarke will ever be, and without the $7 million and rising?, and I can take it, right, so he can take it, yes, and we'll all take it[2], and what's the outflow?, and I don't want to know, and this wouldn't have happened if they'd trusted their mystics, and I hate the machines, and we hate the machines, and all we want is a little humanity, eh?, the human touch[2], and Svend Egil Larsen and Peder Veiby are men, and they're traders, and they're warriors, and they're heroes, and they beat the machines, and we need to celebrate them, celebrate their victory, and we will, we will, forever![3], and Man will pay an uncovered dividend this year, and oh God that's all we need, and the balance sheet could get weaker, and oh God I don't think I want to know more than this, and I must know more because I'm so incredibly sick[2], and there's been an appalling decline in share price, and everyone's getting paid too much, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but, and enough is enough, but[3], and I feel the pain, when I'm broken more than most: more than Peter Clarke will ever be, and without the $7 million and rising?, and I can take it, right, so he can take it, yes, and we'll all take it[3], and what's the outflow?, and I don't want to know, and this wouldn't have happened if they'd trusted their mystics, and I hate the machines, and we hate the machines, and all we want is a little humanity, eh?, the human touch[3], and Man will pay an uncovered dividend this year, and oh God that's all we need, and the balance sheet could get weaker, and oh God I don't think I want to know more than this, and I must know more because I'm so incredibly sick[3], and I'll smash that fucking computer with my fists if I have to, and let's get a bit of sanity back into the game, and am I the only one who wants the mysticism?, no, no, no!!![3], and it's the computers, the machines, that got me, here, oh, Jesus H. Christ!, round and round, on the net, on the blog, in my head, and what can I do?, and this is my destiny, and this is my destiny, and THIS is my destiny?![3], and if it's less than three I'll be seriously surprised, and I think we'll all be seriously surprised, including myself, me, and it's gotta be more than three, round and round, yes[3], and