Tuesday 29 May 2012

[No. 19] That dead shark, the FSA, just decides to ban and fine hedge fund CEO Alberto Micalizzi

And when a dead shark looks you in the eye, oh, you know you're in trouble, oh yes indeed, and when a dead shark bites you, oh, you know you've been bitten, aaaaaaaaarrrrgghhh![1], and round and round, we go, yes, and the dead shark goes round and round, and round and round, we go, Christ, and the dead shark goes round and round, hell, and we go round and round[1], and poor Alberto has been banned from performing ANY role in regulated financial services because he ain't fit (no, he ain't fit, but my gosh don't he just know it), and he ain't proper[1], and poor Alberto didn't even abuse the market, and can you make any sense out of it?, and this is what happens when a dead shark refuses to face reality[1], and poor Alberto was the chief executive of Dynamic Decisions Capital Management, and now he wanders the streets, and now he knows the pain of the lonely ones[1], and a dead shark, and some bond, and NOT a kosher financial instrument, and Alberto was aware?!, and bond contracts, and I don't know, and I just don't know[1], and one day there'll be no pain (not even the pain of the lonely ones), and Alberto will be happy, and I'll be happy, and everyone will be happy, and the dead shark?[1], and what did Dylan sing?: 'To live outside the law you must be honest', oh, and it makes a lot more sense than: 'I am the walrus', and I feel like singing, and I'll sing until the end[1], and round and round, we go, yes, and the dead shark goes round and round, and round and round, we go, Christ, and the dead shark goes round and round, hell, and we go round and round[2], and round and round, we go, yes, and the dead shark goes round and round, and round and round, we go, Christ, and the dead shark goes round and round, hell, and we go round and round[3], and when a dead shark looks you in the eye, oh, you know you're in trouble, oh yes indeed, and when a dead shark bites you, oh, you know you've been bitten, aaaaaaaaarrrrgghhh![2], and one day there'll be no pain (not even the pain of the lonely ones), and Alberto will be happy, and I'll be happy, and everyone will be happy, and the dead shark?[2], and when a dead shark looks you in the eye, oh, you know you're in trouble, oh yes indeed, and when a dead shark bites you, oh, you know you've been bitten, aaaaaaaaarrrrgghhh![3], and one day there'll be no pain (not even the pain of the lonely ones), and Alberto will be happy, and I'll be happy, and everyone will be happy, and the dead shark?[3], and poor Alberto has been banned from performing ANY role in regulated financial services because he ain't fit (no, he ain't fit, but my gosh don't he just know it), and he ain't proper[2], and poor Alberto didn't even abuse the market, and can you make any sense out of it?, and this is what happens when a dead shark refuses to face reality[2], and poor Alberto was the chief executive of Dynamic Decisions Capital Management, and now he wanders the streets, and now he knows the pain of the lonely ones[2], and poor Alberto has been banned from performing ANY role in regulated financial services because he ain't fit (no, he ain't fit, but my gosh don't he just know it), and he ain't proper[3], and poor Alberto didn't even abuse the market, and can you make any sense out of it?, and this is what happens when a dead shark refuses to face reality[3], and poor Alberto was the chief executive of Dynamic Decisions Capital Management, and now he wanders the streets, and now he knows the pain of the lonely ones[3], and what did Dylan sing?: 'To live outside the law you must be honest', oh, and it makes a lot more sense than: 'I am the walrus', and I feel like singing, and I'll sing until the end[2], and a dead shark, and some bond, and NOT a kosher financial instrument, and Alberto was aware?!, and bond contracts, and I don't know, and I just don't know[2], and what did Dylan sing?: 'To live outside the law you must be honest', oh, and it makes a lot more sense than: 'I am the walrus', and I feel like singing, and I'll sing until the end[3], and a dead shark, and some bond, and NOT a kosher financial instrument, and Alberto was aware?!, and bond contracts, and I don't know, and I just don't know[3], and

And when a dead shark looks you in the eye, oh, you know you're in trouble, oh yes indeed, and when a dead shark bites you, oh, you know you've been bitten, aaaaaaaaarrrrgghhh![1], and round and round, we go, yes, and the dead shark goes round and round, and round and round, we go, Christ, and the dead shark goes round and round, hell, and we go round and round[1], and poor Alberto has been banned from performing ANY role in regulated financial services because he ain't fit (no, he ain't fit, but my gosh don't he just know it), and he ain't proper[1], and poor Alberto didn't even abuse the market, and can you make any sense out of it?, and this is what happens when a dead shark refuses to face reality[1], and poor Alberto was the chief executive of Dynamic Decisions Capital Management, and now he wanders the streets, and now he knows the pain of the lonely ones[1], and a dead shark, and some bond, and NOT a kosher financial instrument, and Alberto was aware?!, and bond contracts, and I don't know, and I just don't know[1], and one day there'll be no pain (not even the pain of the lonely ones), and Alberto will be happy, and I'll be happy, and everyone will be happy, and the dead shark?[1], and what did Dylan sing?: 'To live outside the law you must be honest', oh, and it makes a lot more sense than: 'I am the walrus', and I feel like singing, and I'll sing until the end[1], and round and round, we go, yes, and the dead shark goes round and round, and round and round, we go, Christ, and the dead shark goes round and round, hell, and we go round and round[2], and round and round, we go, yes, and the dead shark goes round and round, and round and round, we go, Christ, and the dead shark goes round and round, hell, and we go round and round[3], and when a dead shark looks you in the eye, oh, you know you're in trouble, oh yes indeed, and when a dead shark bites you, oh, you know you've been bitten, aaaaaaaaarrrrgghhh![2], and one day there'll be no pain (not even the pain of the lonely ones), and Alberto will be happy, and I'll be happy, and everyone will be happy, and the dead shark?[2], and when a dead shark looks you in the eye, oh, you know you're in trouble, oh yes indeed, and when a dead shark bites you, oh, you know you've been bitten, aaaaaaaaarrrrgghhh![3], and one day there'll be no pain (not even the pain of the lonely ones), and Alberto will be happy, and I'll be happy, and everyone will be happy, and the dead shark?[3], and poor Alberto has been banned from performing ANY role in regulated financial services because he ain't fit (no, he ain't fit, but my gosh don't he just know it), and he ain't proper[2], and poor Alberto didn't even abuse the market, and can you make any sense out of it?, and this is what happens when a dead shark refuses to face reality[2], and poor Alberto was the chief executive of Dynamic Decisions Capital Management, and now he wanders the streets, and now he knows the pain of the lonely ones[2], and poor Alberto has been banned from performing ANY role in regulated financial services because he ain't fit (no, he ain't fit, but my gosh don't he just know it), and he ain't proper[3], and poor Alberto didn't even abuse the market, and can you make any sense out of it?, and this is what happens when a dead shark refuses to face reality[3], and poor Alberto was the chief executive of Dynamic Decisions Capital Management, and now he wanders the streets, and now he knows the pain of the lonely ones[3], and what did Dylan sing?: 'To live outside the law you must be honest', oh, and it makes a lot more sense than: 'I am the walrus', and I feel like singing, and I'll sing until the end[2], and a dead shark, and some bond, and NOT a kosher financial instrument, and Alberto was aware?!, and bond contracts, and I don't know, and I just don't know[2], and what did Dylan sing?: 'To live outside the law you must be honest', oh, and it makes a lot more sense than: 'I am the walrus', and I feel like singing, and I'll sing until the end[3], and a dead shark, and some bond, and NOT a kosher financial instrument, and Alberto was aware?!, and bond contracts, and I don't know, and I just don't know[3], and

And when a dead shark looks you in the eye, oh, you know you're in trouble, oh yes indeed, and when a dead shark bites you, oh, you know you've been bitten, aaaaaaaaarrrrgghhh![1], and round and round, we go, yes, and the dead shark goes round and round, and round and round, we go, Christ, and the dead shark goes round and round, hell, and we go round and round[1], and poor Alberto has been banned from performing ANY role in regulated financial services because he ain't fit (no, he ain't fit, but my gosh don't he just know it), and he ain't proper[1], and poor Alberto didn't even abuse the market, and can you make any sense out of it?, and this is what happens when a dead shark refuses to face reality[1], and poor Alberto was the chief executive of Dynamic Decisions Capital Management, and now he wanders the streets, and now he knows the pain of the lonely ones[1], and a dead shark, and some bond, and NOT a kosher financial instrument, and Alberto was aware?!, and bond contracts, and I don't know, and I just don't know[1], and one day there'll be no pain (not even the pain of the lonely ones), and Alberto will be happy, and I'll be happy, and everyone will be happy, and the dead shark?[1], and what did Dylan sing?: 'To live outside the law you must be honest', oh, and it makes a lot more sense than: 'I am the walrus', and I feel like singing, and I'll sing until the end[1], and round and round, we go, yes, and the dead shark goes round and round, and round and round, we go, Christ, and the dead shark goes round and round, hell, and we go round and round[2], and round and round, we go, yes, and the dead shark goes round and round, and round and round, we go, Christ, and the dead shark goes round and round, hell, and we go round and round[3], and when a dead shark looks you in the eye, oh, you know you're in trouble, oh yes indeed, and when a dead shark bites you, oh, you know you've been bitten, aaaaaaaaarrrrgghhh![2], and one day there'll be no pain (not even the pain of the lonely ones), and Alberto will be happy, and I'll be happy, and everyone will be happy, and the dead shark?[2], and when a dead shark looks you in the eye, oh, you know you're in trouble, oh yes indeed, and when a dead shark bites you, oh, you know you've been bitten, aaaaaaaaarrrrgghhh![3], and one day there'll be no pain (not even the pain of the lonely ones), and Alberto will be happy, and I'll be happy, and everyone will be happy, and the dead shark?[3], and poor Alberto has been banned from performing ANY role in regulated financial services because he ain't fit (no, he ain't fit, but my gosh don't he just know it), and he ain't proper[2], and poor Alberto didn't even abuse the market, and can you make any sense out of it?, and this is what happens when a dead shark refuses to face reality[2], and poor Alberto was the chief executive of Dynamic Decisions Capital Management, and now he wanders the streets, and now he knows the pain of the lonely ones[2], and poor Alberto has been banned from performing ANY role in regulated financial services because he ain't fit (no, he ain't fit, but my gosh don't he just know it), and he ain't proper[3], and poor Alberto didn't even abuse the market, and can you make any sense out of it?, and this is what happens when a dead shark refuses to face reality[3], and poor Alberto was the chief executive of Dynamic Decisions Capital Management, and now he wanders the streets, and now he knows the pain of the lonely ones[3], and what did Dylan sing?: 'To live outside the law you must be honest', oh, and it makes a lot more sense than: 'I am the walrus', and I feel like singing, and I'll sing until the end[2], and a dead shark, and some bond, and NOT a kosher financial instrument, and Alberto was aware?!, and bond contracts, and I don't know, and I just don't know[2], and what did Dylan sing?: 'To live outside the law you must be honest', oh, and it makes a lot more sense than: 'I am the walrus', and I feel like singing, and I'll sing until the end[3], and a dead shark, and some bond, and NOT a kosher financial instrument, and Alberto was aware?!, and bond contracts, and I don't know, and I just don't know[3], and