[I'll post this when I can.]
Do you want to get ahead in business, dear reader(s)? Well, here's an idea you might want to consider. Start up a mobile phone company. Offer a service. Charge for that service. But do not provide that service. Apparently, it's totally legal.
I suppose I should be positive about the situation. This means I don't have to look at any financial news. 'It's an ill wind, Mikey, that ...' Er, yeah ... whatever.