Thursday, 25 July 2013

[No. 137] One of these days I'll get me some real news

My news, my truth.

And I get so BORED, man[1], and it'll be Stevie Cohen with his religious cult, or Bobby Diamond with his sex change - something EXCITNG!!![1], and I get so BORED, man[2], and I'm the CHAIRMAN of the BORED[1], and it'll be Stevie Cohen with his religious cult, or Bobby Diamond with his sex change - something EXCITNG!!![2], and that's why I get a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND out of my head[1], and I'm the CHAIRMAN of the BORED[2], and it'll be Mike Corcell turns vegetarian, or Toby Lingard gets a new, tough-guy name - something UNBELIEVABLE!!![1], and that's why I get a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND out of my head[2], and maybe I'll make the news the WAY / I like it[1], and it'll be Mike Corcell turns vegetarian, or Toby Lingard gets a new, tough-guy name - something UNBELIEVABLE!!![2], and you could argue that it already is ... my way ... to some degree[1], and maybe I'll make the news the WAY / I like it[2], and this is why I feel so alive ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND in my soul, yeah![1], and you could argue that it already is ... my way ... to some degree[2], and it'll be Lloyd Blankfein abducted by aliens, or Louis Villa in a tutu - something BIZARRE!!![1], and this is why I feel so alive ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND in my soul, yeah![2], and I'm dreaming[1], and it'll be Lloyd Blankfein abducted by aliens, or Louis Villa in a tutu - something BIZARRE!!![2], and when you're BORED you've got to use your imagination to get outside yourself, you dig?[1], and I'm dreaming[2], and I'm dreaming I'm DREAMIMG[1], and when you're BORED you've got to use your imagination to get outside yourself, you dig?[2], and I'm not pushing COLD REALITY to a bunch of squares who can't let go of sad news[1], and I'm dreaming I'm DREAMIMG[2], and it'll be ... whatever[1], and I'm not pushing COLD REALITY to a bunch of squares who can't let go of sad news[2], and I want more this ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND ... here, not there, here - ![1], and it'll be ... whatever[2], and I get so BORED, man[3], and I want more this ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND ... here, not there, here - ![2], and it'll be Stevie Cohen with his religious cult, or Bobby Diamond with his sex change - something EXCITNG!!![3], and I'm the CHAIRMAN of the BORED[3], and that's why I get a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND out of my head[3], and it'll be Mike Corcell turns vegetarian, or Toby Lingard gets a new, tough-guy name - something UNBELIEVABLE!!![3], and maybe I'll make the news the WAY / I like it[3], and you could argue that it already is ... my way ... to some degree[3], and this is why I feel so alive ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND in my soul, yeah![3], and it'll be Lloyd Blankfein abducted by aliens, or Louis Villa in a tutu - something BIZARRE!!![3], and I'm dreaming[3], and when you're BORED you've got to use your imagination to get outside yourself, you dig?[3], and I'm dreaming I'm DREAMIMG[3], and I'm not pushing COLD REALITY to a bunch of squares who can't let go of sad news[3], and it'll be ... whatever[3], and I want more this ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND ... here, not there, here - ![3], and

And I get so BORED, man[1], and it'll be Stevie Cohen with his religious cult, or Bobby Diamond with his sex change - something EXCITNG!!![1], and I get so BORED, man[2], and I'm the CHAIRMAN of the BORED[1], and it'll be Stevie Cohen with his religious cult, or Bobby Diamond with his sex change - something EXCITNG!!![2], and that's why I get a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND out of my head[1], and I'm the CHAIRMAN of the BORED[2], and it'll be Mike Corcell turns vegetarian, or Toby Lingard gets a new, tough-guy name - something UNBELIEVABLE!!![1], and that's why I get a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND out of my head[2], and maybe I'll make the news the WAY / I like it[1], and it'll be Mike Corcell turns vegetarian, or Toby Lingard gets a new, tough-guy name - something UNBELIEVABLE!!![2], and you could argue that it already is ... my way ... to some degree[1], and maybe I'll make the news the WAY / I like it[2], and this is why I feel so alive ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND in my soul, yeah![1], and you could argue that it already is ... my way ... to some degree[2], and it'll be Lloyd Blankfein abducted by aliens, or Louis Villa in a tutu - something BIZARRE!!![1], and this is why I feel so alive ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND in my soul, yeah![2], and I'm dreaming[1], and it'll be Lloyd Blankfein abducted by aliens, or Louis Villa in a tutu - something BIZARRE!!![2], and when you're BORED you've got to use your imagination to get outside yourself, you dig?[1], and I'm dreaming[2], and I'm dreaming I'm DREAMIMG[1], and when you're BORED you've got to use your imagination to get outside yourself, you dig?[2], and I'm not pushing COLD REALITY to a bunch of squares who can't let go of sad news[1], and I'm dreaming I'm DREAMIMG[2], and it'll be ... whatever[1], and I'm not pushing COLD REALITY to a bunch of squares who can't let go of sad news[2], and I want more this ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND ... here, not there, here - ![1], and it'll be ... whatever[2], and I get so BORED, man[3], and I want more this ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND ... here, not there, here - ![2], and it'll be Stevie Cohen with his religious cult, or Bobby Diamond with his sex change - something EXCITNG!!![3], and I'm the CHAIRMAN of the BORED[3], and that's why I get a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND out of my head[3], and it'll be Mike Corcell turns vegetarian, or Toby Lingard gets a new, tough-guy name - something UNBELIEVABLE!!![3], and maybe I'll make the news the WAY / I like it[3], and you could argue that it already is ... my way ... to some degree[3], and this is why I feel so alive ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND in my soul, yeah![3], and it'll be Lloyd Blankfein abducted by aliens, or Louis Villa in a tutu - something BIZARRE!!![3], and I'm dreaming[3], and when you're BORED you've got to use your imagination to get outside yourself, you dig?[3], and I'm dreaming I'm DREAMIMG[3], and I'm not pushing COLD REALITY to a bunch of squares who can't let go of sad news[3], and it'll be ... whatever[3], and I want more this ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND ... here, not there, here - ![3], and

And I get so BORED, man[1], and it'll be Stevie Cohen with his religious cult, or Bobby Diamond with his sex change - something EXCITNG!!![1], and I get so BORED, man[2], and I'm the CHAIRMAN of the BORED[1], and it'll be Stevie Cohen with his religious cult, or Bobby Diamond with his sex change - something EXCITNG!!![2], and that's why I get a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND out of my head[1], and I'm the CHAIRMAN of the BORED[2], and it'll be Mike Corcell turns vegetarian, or Toby Lingard gets a new, tough-guy name - something UNBELIEVABLE!!![1], and that's why I get a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND out of my head[2], and maybe I'll make the news the WAY / I like it[1], and it'll be Mike Corcell turns vegetarian, or Toby Lingard gets a new, tough-guy name - something UNBELIEVABLE!!![2], and you could argue that it already is ... my way ... to some degree[1], and maybe I'll make the news the WAY / I like it[2], and this is why I feel so alive ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND in my soul, yeah![1], and you could argue that it already is ... my way ... to some degree[2], and it'll be Lloyd Blankfein abducted by aliens, or Louis Villa in a tutu - something BIZARRE!!![1], and this is why I feel so alive ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND in my soul, yeah![2], and I'm dreaming[1], and it'll be Lloyd Blankfein abducted by aliens, or Louis Villa in a tutu - something BIZARRE!!![2], and when you're BORED you've got to use your imagination to get outside yourself, you dig?[1], and I'm dreaming[2], and I'm dreaming I'm DREAMIMG[1], and when you're BORED you've got to use your imagination to get outside yourself, you dig?[2], and I'm not pushing COLD REALITY to a bunch of squares who can't let go of sad news[1], and I'm dreaming I'm DREAMIMG[2], and it'll be ... whatever[1], and I'm not pushing COLD REALITY to a bunch of squares who can't let go of sad news[2], and I want more this ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND ... here, not there, here - ![1], and it'll be ... whatever[2], and I get so BORED, man[3], and I want more this ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND ... here, not there, here - ![2], and it'll be Stevie Cohen with his religious cult, or Bobby Diamond with his sex change - something EXCITNG!!![3], and I'm the CHAIRMAN of the BORED[3], and that's why I get a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND out of my head[3], and it'll be Mike Corcell turns vegetarian, or Toby Lingard gets a new, tough-guy name - something UNBELIEVABLE!!![3], and maybe I'll make the news the WAY / I like it[3], and you could argue that it already is ... my way ... to some degree[3], and this is why I feel so alive ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND in my soul, yeah![3], and it'll be Lloyd Blankfein abducted by aliens, or Louis Villa in a tutu - something BIZARRE!!![3], and I'm dreaming[3], and when you're BORED you've got to use your imagination to get outside yourself, you dig?[3], and I'm dreaming I'm DREAMIMG[3], and I'm not pushing COLD REALITY to a bunch of squares who can't let go of sad news[3], and it'll be ... whatever[3], and I want more this ... a-ROUND and a-ROUND and a-ROUND ... here, not there, here - ![3], and