Oh, I've heard it all, seen it all, now! The world of finance is just crazy, man! 'What's all this, boss?' Brewin Dolphin has dumped a load of its clients, yeah? 'So?' Well, some absolute lunatic, a pervert probably, has been offering chocolates to these ex-clients of Brewin Dolphin in the hope of ... sexual favours, I suppose. I don't know. It's sick! 'Ha! Are you sure?' Positive. 'Where did you read this?' What? You think I'm making it up, Voice? 'Come on. Where did you read it?' Fundweb. 'Really?' Yes. I haven't got the link, but go and have a look. Dear reader(s), you go and have a look, too. It's the most absurd thing ever. I just hope the authorities get involved. 'The FCA?' No, man, the police.
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Anything else? Not really. / Er ... I'll be working on another conceptual after lunch, No. 342. Some PR freak has sent me an email about New Capital hiring a specialist UK equity fund manager. 'It sounds fascinating, Mikey.' Well, it's something to write about, ain't it? Something to get DIZZY(!) with.
That's my life - for now. / Things will change. 'You reckon?' They've got to. Once I've burnt off my bad karma.
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Anything else? Not really. / Er ... I'll be working on another conceptual after lunch, No. 342. Some PR freak has sent me an email about New Capital hiring a specialist UK equity fund manager. 'It sounds fascinating, Mikey.' Well, it's something to write about, ain't it? Something to get DIZZY(!) with.
That's my life - for now. / Things will change. 'You reckon?' They've got to. Once I've burnt off my bad karma.
