Thursday, 5 January 2017

[No. 477] I'm gonna raise £10 billion for a new fund

One of these days. Just to show them how it's done.

And, ah, yes ... big money, ha![1], and I believe that ANYTHING is possible if you put your mind to it / Kooks Capital, well ...[1], and, ah, yes ... big money, ha![2], and there are NO LIMITS to my ambition![1], and I believe that ANYTHING is possible if you put your mind to it / Kooks Capital, well ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... I suggest you look into my eyes, so deep[1], and there are NO LIMITS to my ambition![2], and hit them while they're DIZZY(!) ... uh, you[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... I suggest you look into my eyes, so deep[2], and YOU(!) can put money into my fund, if you want to ... / and do you want to buy a nice bridge in London, over the Thames?[1], and hit them while they're DIZZY(!) ... uh, you[2], and, Voice?[1], and YOU(!) can put money into my fund, if you want to ... / and do you want to buy a nice bridge in London, over the Thames?[2], and it's every spinner for him/her/it ... self, so ... BELIEVE!!! / 'Oh, I've got a couple of quid I can put in, Mikey'[1], and, Voice?[2], and, Christ! / no chumps, please, no chump change[1], and it's every spinner for him/her/it ... self, so ... BELIEVE!!! / 'Oh, I've got a couple of quid I can put in, Mikey'[2], and a-ROUND ... here you are! / Just transfer the cash to Kooks Capital Management, ha![1], and, Christ! / no chumps, please, no chump change[2], and you've got nice eyes, actually / I trust you ...[1], and a-ROUND ... here you are! / Just transfer the cash to Kooks Capital Management, ha![2], and ... trust me - please![1], and you've got nice eyes, actually / I trust you ...[2], and in these mad Brexit times you don't even need to be an expert, amazingly / oh, it's a beautiful situation![1], and ... trust me - please![2], and I know ... NOTHING!!! / Perfect![1], and in these mad Brexit times you don't even need to be an expert, amazingly / oh, it's a beautiful situation![2], and maybe I should think big(ger) ... £100 billion, £200 billion, £300 billion![1], and I know ... NOTHING!!! / Perfect![2], and you can read it on the side of a bus, ha![1], and maybe I should think big(ger) ... £100 billion, £200 billion, £300 billion![2], and, ah, yes ... big money, ha![3], and you can read it on the side of a bus, ha![2], and I believe that ANYTHING is possible if you put your mind to it / Kooks Capital, well ...[3], and there are NO LIMITS to my ambition![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... I suggest you look into my eyes, so deep[3], and hit them while they're DIZZY(!) ... uh, you[3], and YOU(!) can put money into my fund, if you want to ... / and do you want to buy a nice bridge in London, over the Thames?[3], and, Voice?[3], and it's every spinner for him/her/it ... self, so ... BELIEVE!!! / 'Oh, I've got a couple of quid I can put in, Mikey'[3], and, Christ! / no chumps, please, no chump change[3], and a-ROUND ... here you are! / Just transfer the cash to Kooks Capital Management, ha![3], and you've got nice eyes, actually / I trust you ...[3], and ... trust me - please![3], and in these mad Brexit times you don't even need to be an expert, amazingly / oh, it's a beautiful situation![3], and I know ... NOTHING!!! / Perfect![3], and maybe I should think big(ger) ... £100 billion, £200 billion, £300 billion![3], and you can read it on the side of a bus, ha![3], and

And, ah, yes ... big money, ha![1], and I believe that ANYTHING is possible if you put your mind to it / Kooks Capital, well ...[1], and, ah, yes ... big money, ha![2], and there are NO LIMITS to my ambition![1], and I believe that ANYTHING is possible if you put your mind to it / Kooks Capital, well ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... I suggest you look into my eyes, so deep[1], and there are NO LIMITS to my ambition![2], and hit them while they're DIZZY(!) ... uh, you[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... I suggest you look into my eyes, so deep[2], and YOU(!) can put money into my fund, if you want to ... / and do you want to buy a nice bridge in London, over the Thames?[1], and hit them while they're DIZZY(!) ... uh, you[2], and, Voice?[1], and YOU(!) can put money into my fund, if you want to ... / and do you want to buy a nice bridge in London, over the Thames?[2], and it's every spinner for him/her/it ... self, so ... BELIEVE!!! / 'Oh, I've got a couple of quid I can put in, Mikey'[1], and, Voice?[2], and, Christ! / no chumps, please, no chump change[1], and it's every spinner for him/her/it ... self, so ... BELIEVE!!! / 'Oh, I've got a couple of quid I can put in, Mikey'[2], and a-ROUND ... here you are! / Just transfer the cash to Kooks Capital Management, ha![1], and, Christ! / no chumps, please, no chump change[2], and you've got nice eyes, actually / I trust you ...[1], and a-ROUND ... here you are! / Just transfer the cash to Kooks Capital Management, ha![2], and ... trust me - please![1], and you've got nice eyes, actually / I trust you ...[2], and in these mad Brexit times you don't even need to be an expert, amazingly / oh, it's a beautiful situation![1], and ... trust me - please![2], and I know ... NOTHING!!! / Perfect![1], and in these mad Brexit times you don't even need to be an expert, amazingly / oh, it's a beautiful situation![2], and maybe I should think big(ger) ... £100 billion, £200 billion, £300 billion![1], and I know ... NOTHING!!! / Perfect![2], and you can read it on the side of a bus, ha![1], and maybe I should think big(ger) ... £100 billion, £200 billion, £300 billion![2], and, ah, yes ... big money, ha![3], and you can read it on the side of a bus, ha![2], and I believe that ANYTHING is possible if you put your mind to it / Kooks Capital, well ...[3], and there are NO LIMITS to my ambition![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... I suggest you look into my eyes, so deep[3], and hit them while they're DIZZY(!) ... uh, you[3], and YOU(!) can put money into my fund, if you want to ... / and do you want to buy a nice bridge in London, over the Thames?[3], and, Voice?[3], and it's every spinner for him/her/it ... self, so ... BELIEVE!!! / 'Oh, I've got a couple of quid I can put in, Mikey'[3], and, Christ! / no chumps, please, no chump change[3], and a-ROUND ... here you are! / Just transfer the cash to Kooks Capital Management, ha![3], and you've got nice eyes, actually / I trust you ...[3], and ... trust me - please![3], and in these mad Brexit times you don't even need to be an expert, amazingly / oh, it's a beautiful situation![3], and I know ... NOTHING!!! / Perfect![3], and maybe I should think big(ger) ... £100 billion, £200 billion, £300 billion![3], and you can read it on the side of a bus, ha![3], and

And, ah, yes ... big money, ha![1], and I believe that ANYTHING is possible if you put your mind to it / Kooks Capital, well ...[1], and, ah, yes ... big money, ha![2], and there are NO LIMITS to my ambition![1], and I believe that ANYTHING is possible if you put your mind to it / Kooks Capital, well ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... I suggest you look into my eyes, so deep[1], and there are NO LIMITS to my ambition![2], and hit them while they're DIZZY(!) ... uh, you[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... I suggest you look into my eyes, so deep[2], and YOU(!) can put money into my fund, if you want to ... / and do you want to buy a nice bridge in London, over the Thames?[1], and hit them while they're DIZZY(!) ... uh, you[2], and, Voice?[1], and YOU(!) can put money into my fund, if you want to ... / and do you want to buy a nice bridge in London, over the Thames?[2], and it's every spinner for him/her/it ... self, so ... BELIEVE!!! / 'Oh, I've got a couple of quid I can put in, Mikey'[1], and, Voice?[2], and, Christ! / no chumps, please, no chump change[1], and it's every spinner for him/her/it ... self, so ... BELIEVE!!! / 'Oh, I've got a couple of quid I can put in, Mikey'[2], and a-ROUND ... here you are! / Just transfer the cash to Kooks Capital Management, ha![1], and, Christ! / no chumps, please, no chump change[2], and you've got nice eyes, actually / I trust you ...[1], and a-ROUND ... here you are! / Just transfer the cash to Kooks Capital Management, ha![2], and ... trust me - please![1], and you've got nice eyes, actually / I trust you ...[2], and in these mad Brexit times you don't even need to be an expert, amazingly / oh, it's a beautiful situation![1], and ... trust me - please![2], and I know ... NOTHING!!! / Perfect![1], and in these mad Brexit times you don't even need to be an expert, amazingly / oh, it's a beautiful situation![2], and maybe I should think big(ger) ... £100 billion, £200 billion, £300 billion![1], and I know ... NOTHING!!! / Perfect![2], and you can read it on the side of a bus, ha![1], and maybe I should think big(ger) ... £100 billion, £200 billion, £300 billion![2], and, ah, yes ... big money, ha![3], and you can read it on the side of a bus, ha![2], and I believe that ANYTHING is possible if you put your mind to it / Kooks Capital, well ...[3], and there are NO LIMITS to my ambition![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... I suggest you look into my eyes, so deep[3], and hit them while they're DIZZY(!) ... uh, you[3], and YOU(!) can put money into my fund, if you want to ... / and do you want to buy a nice bridge in London, over the Thames?[3], and, Voice?[3], and it's every spinner for him/her/it ... self, so ... BELIEVE!!! / 'Oh, I've got a couple of quid I can put in, Mikey'[3], and, Christ! / no chumps, please, no chump change[3], and a-ROUND ... here you are! / Just transfer the cash to Kooks Capital Management, ha![3], and you've got nice eyes, actually / I trust you ...[3], and ... trust me - please![3], and in these mad Brexit times you don't even need to be an expert, amazingly / oh, it's a beautiful situation![3], and I know ... NOTHING!!! / Perfect![3], and maybe I should think big(ger) ... £100 billion, £200 billion, £300 billion![3], and you can read it on the side of a bus, ha![3], and