Wednesday, 12 July 2017

Adam Bradley at FTI Consulting ...

Who is this guy? You're probably wondering, dear reader(s). Well, don't worry about it because I have all the news. 'All the news, boss?' Fuckin' A all the news! I got an email from FTI Consulting, man. 'Oh.' Yeah, big time. They're excited because they've just made this guy senior managing director in charge or involved, I don't know if he's in charge or what, but ... the private equity shit, you understand. 'Oh. Nice.' All their services to the private equity sector. I suppose. I mean, I don't know. Maybe it's better if they explain -

London, 11 July 2017 - FTI Consulting, Inc is delighted to announce the appointment of Adam Bradley as a Senior Managing Director in the firm's Operational Transformation practice. He will be based in London.

In London. 'Great! Maybe we can pop in and see him sometime. Maybe go out for a drink, yeah?' Ha! Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Voice. We hardly know this guy. For all we know Adam Bradley is a raving lunatic. A total nut!

Adam will help accelerate the growth of FTI Consulting's Operational Transformation capabilities in Europe and further expand its services to the private equity sector. He has more than 20 years of consulting experience and focuses on shaping and delivering large, complex and urgent business transformation and profit improvement programmes for private equity-backed businesses. He has extensive experience across multiple industries, in particular healthcare and life sciences, telecommunications, media and technology, infrastructure and business services.

Okay, okay. Probably not. Adam probably isn't a raving lunatic, or a total nut. Which is a good thing for FTI Consulting. 'Why would they want to hire a madman?' That's my point. They wouldn't. Not if they value the good reputation of their business, anyway. Now, let's see where he comes from ...

Mr Bradley joins FTI Consulting from Alvarez & Marsal, where he was a Partner in the Private Equity Performance Improvement practice. Previous consulting experience includes positions with Accenture and Arthur D Little. Mr Bradley also practiced as a restructuring lawyer with Freshfields Bruckhaus Deringer. He has an M.Sc. in Economics from the University of York and completed the Advanced Business Management Programme at the Kellogg School of Management at Northwestern University.

Yeah, the guy's okay. FFS! He's got university degrees and everything. My mind is officially put at rest, you dig? 'Yes. What a relief! And I should imagine that Kevin Hewitt is well happy, boss.' Who?! 'Kevin Hewitt.' Who the fuck is Kevin Hewitt?! Seriously, Voice, I've never heard of the guy. 'Christ! Look -'

Kevin Hewitt, Chairman of the Europe, Middle East and Africa region at FTI Consulting, said, "Adam's extensive, hands-on experience will be of significant value as we continue to expand our European offering and help our private equity clients create value across the investment lifecycle. I am delighted to welcome him to the team."

Oh, okay. Well, that's all right then. And our Kev is delighted, too. 'Yippee!' This whole thing just gets better ... / Ah, about FTI Consulting, dear reader(s)? Your wish is my command -

FTI Consulting, Inc. is a global business advisory firm dedicated to helping organizations manage change, mitigate risk and resolve disputes: financial, legal, operational, political & regulatory, reputational and transactional. With more than 4,700 employees located in 29 countries, FTI Consulting professionals work closely with clients to anticipate, illuminate and overcome complex business challenges and make the most of opportunities. The Company generated $1.81 billion in revenues during fiscal year 2016.

Happy now? Well, you should be. Laters.