Wednesday 5 July 2017

[No. 527] The Citizen Kane of albums

Yes, I'm trying to program myself. This is rather private. There is no need for you to read it and spin a-ROUND. Unless, of course, you are also planning to record the greatest album of all times. But that's my goal, man! It might be a nice idea if you got your own goal, yeah? / Oh, and it's not a vision. My vision is bigger than my goal. See Jordan Belfort's module four on YouTube for further information.

And here I go![1], and ... 'Can I join in, boss?' - No, Voice, no![1], and here I go![2], and can I have a few moments to myself, please? / and I want to spin in silence, thank you[1], and ... 'Can I join in, boss?' - No, Voice, no![2], and, hello ... cosmos![1], and can I have a few moments to myself, please? / and I want to spin in silence, thank you[2], and I got seven songs and two pieces of music without lyrics / and I need two tunes, four lyrics[1], and, hello ... cosmos![2], and the straight line? Oh yeah![1], and I got seven songs and two pieces of music without lyrics / and I need two tunes, four lyrics[2], and God, universal spirit, whatever ... if you can throw some good stuff my way, it'll be much appreciated[1], and the straight line? Oh yeah![2], and ... COME ON![1], and God, universal spirit, whatever ... if you can throw some good stuff my way, it'll be much appreciated[2], and, but, but, but ... I can do it myself, obviously ... 'Oh, you reckon?' ... Well, yes ... do one, Voice![1], and ... COME ON![2], and all talent, inspiration ... comes from God, uh, probably[1], and, but, but, but ... I can do it myself, obviously ... 'Oh, you reckon?' ... Well, yes ... do one, Voice![2], and I won't tell the Voice again / and, oh, oh, oh ... yeah, I'm sure he's gone now, he's a good kid[1], and all talent, inspiration ... comes from God, uh, probably[2], and The Wolf of Tin Pan Alley, ha![1], and I won't tell the Voice again / and, oh, oh, oh ... yeah, I'm sure he's gone now, he's a good kid[2], and sharp as a tack, enthusiastic, an expert[1], and The Wolf of Tin Pan Alley, ha![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND - YES(!) ... yes, yes, yes, I must stay focused[1], and sharp as a tack, enthusiastic, an expert[2], and maybe I need a Long Island accent ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND - YES(!) ... yes, yes, yes, I must stay focused[2], and I really should do this, and I really should do that - crap! / Ah, thank you, Jordan[1], and maybe I need a Long Island accent ...[2], and ... I will, I must[1], and I really should do this, and I really should do that - crap! / Ah, thank you, Jordan[2], and I see Pluto right over there / and I'm staying right over here ... on the fucking line![1], and ... I will, I must[2], and ... I will, I must[1], and I see Pluto right over there / and I'm staying right over here ... on the fucking line![2], and I ain't waiting for no ship to come in / and the album is a matter of time ... only[1], and ... I will, I must[2], and, well, well, ha![1], and I ain't waiting for no ship to come in / and the album is a matter of time ... only[2], and here I go![3], and, well, well, ha![2], and ... 'Can I join in, boss?' - No, Voice, no![3], and can I have a few moments to myself, please? / and I want to spin in silence, thank you[3], and, hello ... cosmos![3], and I got seven songs and two pieces of music without lyrics / and I need two tunes, four lyrics[3], and the straight line? Oh yeah![3], and God, universal spirit, whatever ... if you can throw some good stuff my way, it'll be much appreciated[3], and ... COME ON![3], and, but, but, but ... I can do it myself, obviously ... 'Oh, you reckon?' ... Well, yes ... do one, Voice![3], and all talent, inspiration ... comes from God, uh, probably[3], and I won't tell the Voice again / and, oh, oh, oh ... yeah, I'm sure he's gone now, he's a good kid[3], and The Wolf of Tin Pan Alley, ha![3], and sharp as a tack, enthusiastic, an expert[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND - YES(!) ... yes, yes, yes, I must stay focused[3], and maybe I need a Long Island accent ...[3], and I really should do this, and I really should do that - crap! / Ah, thank you, Jordan[3], and ... I will, I must[3], and I see Pluto right over there / and I'm staying right over here ... on the fucking line![3], and ... I will, I must[3], and I ain't waiting for no ship to come in / and the album is a matter of time ... only[3], and, well, well, ha![3], and

And here I go![1], and ... 'Can I join in, boss?' - No, Voice, no![1], and here I go![2], and can I have a few moments to myself, please? / and I want to spin in silence, thank you[1], and ... 'Can I join in, boss?' - No, Voice, no![2], and, hello ... cosmos![1], and can I have a few moments to myself, please? / and I want to spin in silence, thank you[2], and I got seven songs and two pieces of music without lyrics / and I need two tunes, four lyrics[1], and, hello ... cosmos![2], and the straight line? Oh yeah![1], and I got seven songs and two pieces of music without lyrics / and I need two tunes, four lyrics[2], and God, universal spirit, whatever ... if you can throw some good stuff my way, it'll be much appreciated[1], and the straight line? Oh yeah![2], and ... COME ON![1], and God, universal spirit, whatever ... if you can throw some good stuff my way, it'll be much appreciated[2], and, but, but, but ... I can do it myself, obviously ... 'Oh, you reckon?' ... Well, yes ... do one, Voice![1], and ... COME ON![2], and all talent, inspiration ... comes from God, uh, probably[1], and, but, but, but ... I can do it myself, obviously ... 'Oh, you reckon?' ... Well, yes ... do one, Voice![2], and I won't tell the Voice again / and, oh, oh, oh ... yeah, I'm sure he's gone now, he's a good kid[1], and all talent, inspiration ... comes from God, uh, probably[2], and The Wolf of Tin Pan Alley, ha![1], and I won't tell the Voice again / and, oh, oh, oh ... yeah, I'm sure he's gone now, he's a good kid[2], and sharp as a tack, enthusiastic, an expert[1], and The Wolf of Tin Pan Alley, ha![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND - YES(!) ... yes, yes, yes, I must stay focused[1], and sharp as a tack, enthusiastic, an expert[2], and maybe I need a Long Island accent ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND - YES(!) ... yes, yes, yes, I must stay focused[2], and I really should do this, and I really should do that - crap! / Ah, thank you, Jordan[1], and maybe I need a Long Island accent ...[2], and ... I will, I must[1], and I really should do this, and I really should do that - crap! / Ah, thank you, Jordan[2], and I see Pluto right over there / and I'm staying right over here ... on the fucking line![1], and ... I will, I must[2], and ... I will, I must[1], and I see Pluto right over there / and I'm staying right over here ... on the fucking line![2], and I ain't waiting for no ship to come in / and the album is a matter of time ... only[1], and ... I will, I must[2], and, well, well, ha![1], and I ain't waiting for no ship to come in / and the album is a matter of time ... only[2], and here I go![3], and, well, well, ha![2], and ... 'Can I join in, boss?' - No, Voice, no![3], and can I have a few moments to myself, please? / and I want to spin in silence, thank you[3], and, hello ... cosmos![3], and I got seven songs and two pieces of music without lyrics / and I need two tunes, four lyrics[3], and the straight line? Oh yeah![3], and God, universal spirit, whatever ... if you can throw some good stuff my way, it'll be much appreciated[3], and ... COME ON![3], and, but, but, but ... I can do it myself, obviously ... 'Oh, you reckon?' ... Well, yes ... do one, Voice![3], and all talent, inspiration ... comes from God, uh, probably[3], and I won't tell the Voice again / and, oh, oh, oh ... yeah, I'm sure he's gone now, he's a good kid[3], and The Wolf of Tin Pan Alley, ha![3], and sharp as a tack, enthusiastic, an expert[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND - YES(!) ... yes, yes, yes, I must stay focused[3], and maybe I need a Long Island accent ...[3], and I really should do this, and I really should do that - crap! / Ah, thank you, Jordan[3], and ... I will, I must[3], and I see Pluto right over there / and I'm staying right over here ... on the fucking line![3], and ... I will, I must[3], and I ain't waiting for no ship to come in / and the album is a matter of time ... only[3], and, well, well, ha![3], and

And here I go![1], and ... 'Can I join in, boss?' - No, Voice, no![1], and here I go![2], and can I have a few moments to myself, please? / and I want to spin in silence, thank you[1], and ... 'Can I join in, boss?' - No, Voice, no![2], and, hello ... cosmos![1], and can I have a few moments to myself, please? / and I want to spin in silence, thank you[2], and I got seven songs and two pieces of music without lyrics / and I need two tunes, four lyrics[1], and, hello ... cosmos![2], and the straight line? Oh yeah![1], and I got seven songs and two pieces of music without lyrics / and I need two tunes, four lyrics[2], and God, universal spirit, whatever ... if you can throw some good stuff my way, it'll be much appreciated[1], and the straight line? Oh yeah![2], and ... COME ON![1], and God, universal spirit, whatever ... if you can throw some good stuff my way, it'll be much appreciated[2], and, but, but, but ... I can do it myself, obviously ... 'Oh, you reckon?' ... Well, yes ... do one, Voice![1], and ... COME ON![2], and all talent, inspiration ... comes from God, uh, probably[1], and, but, but, but ... I can do it myself, obviously ... 'Oh, you reckon?' ... Well, yes ... do one, Voice![2], and I won't tell the Voice again / and, oh, oh, oh ... yeah, I'm sure he's gone now, he's a good kid[1], and all talent, inspiration ... comes from God, uh, probably[2], and The Wolf of Tin Pan Alley, ha![1], and I won't tell the Voice again / and, oh, oh, oh ... yeah, I'm sure he's gone now, he's a good kid[2], and sharp as a tack, enthusiastic, an expert[1], and The Wolf of Tin Pan Alley, ha![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND - YES(!) ... yes, yes, yes, I must stay focused[1], and sharp as a tack, enthusiastic, an expert[2], and maybe I need a Long Island accent ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND - YES(!) ... yes, yes, yes, I must stay focused[2], and I really should do this, and I really should do that - crap! / Ah, thank you, Jordan[1], and maybe I need a Long Island accent ...[2], and ... I will, I must[1], and I really should do this, and I really should do that - crap! / Ah, thank you, Jordan[2], and I see Pluto right over there / and I'm staying right over here ... on the fucking line![1], and ... I will, I must[2], and ... I will, I must[1], and I see Pluto right over there / and I'm staying right over here ... on the fucking line![2], and I ain't waiting for no ship to come in / and the album is a matter of time ... only[1], and ... I will, I must[2], and, well, well, ha![1], and I ain't waiting for no ship to come in / and the album is a matter of time ... only[2], and here I go![3], and, well, well, ha![2], and ... 'Can I join in, boss?' - No, Voice, no![3], and can I have a few moments to myself, please? / and I want to spin in silence, thank you[3], and, hello ... cosmos![3], and I got seven songs and two pieces of music without lyrics / and I need two tunes, four lyrics[3], and the straight line? Oh yeah![3], and God, universal spirit, whatever ... if you can throw some good stuff my way, it'll be much appreciated[3], and ... COME ON![3], and, but, but, but ... I can do it myself, obviously ... 'Oh, you reckon?' ... Well, yes ... do one, Voice![3], and all talent, inspiration ... comes from God, uh, probably[3], and I won't tell the Voice again / and, oh, oh, oh ... yeah, I'm sure he's gone now, he's a good kid[3], and The Wolf of Tin Pan Alley, ha![3], and sharp as a tack, enthusiastic, an expert[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND - YES(!) ... yes, yes, yes, I must stay focused[3], and maybe I need a Long Island accent ...[3], and I really should do this, and I really should do that - crap! / Ah, thank you, Jordan[3], and ... I will, I must[3], and I see Pluto right over there / and I'm staying right over here ... on the fucking line![3], and ... I will, I must[3], and I ain't waiting for no ship to come in / and the album is a matter of time ... only[3], and, well, well, ha![3], and