It's been a real struggle for me to write my blog this week because I've got the flu like you won't believe. I'm worried it might be bird flu. I haven't felt this bad since I had shaman's sickness when I first became a shaman many years ago. I think Carlos Castaneda wrote about shaman's sickness in his book The Teachings of Don Juan. Basically, to become a shaman you almost have to die. You get as close to the other side as you can, but without actually passing over. Well, that's what this week has been like. A nightmare.
And it has really screwed me up on the astral plane. I can't do business without the astral plane - it's more important than the internet - but there is no way I can show my face on the plane in my present condition. And various spirits have been trying to contact me. Have you ever tried to drink a Lemsip, while wrapped up in blankets, while sneezing all over the place, while coughing your lungs up, and while fighting off the advances of a ghost who wants to enter your body and pass on some hot financial news? It's really stressful.
Anyway, I'll be back on Monday next week.
And it has really screwed me up on the astral plane. I can't do business without the astral plane - it's more important than the internet - but there is no way I can show my face on the plane in my present condition. And various spirits have been trying to contact me. Have you ever tried to drink a Lemsip, while wrapped up in blankets, while sneezing all over the place, while coughing your lungs up, and while fighting off the advances of a ghost who wants to enter your body and pass on some hot financial news? It's really stressful.
Anyway, I'll be back on Monday next week.
