Tuesday 27 October 2020

[No. 849] The Voice

Who else would employ him?

And, yeah, yeah ...[1], and I'll be stuck with The Voice until the end of time ... unless I can spin him off now[1], and, yeah, yeah ...[2], and a-ROUND - !!![1], and I'll be stuck with The Voice until the end of time ... unless I can spin him off now[2], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha! I'm here forever, Mikey!'[1], and a-ROUND - !!![2], and ... he's not going anywhere[1], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha! I'm here forever, Mikey!'[2], and ... 'I'm going where you're going ... uh, where are you going, exactly?'[1], and ... he's not going anywhere[2], and I don't know[1], and ... 'I'm going where you're going ... uh, where are you going, exactly?'[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and it's a mystery why ... I'm always here[1], and I don't know[2], and ... 'Together forever!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and it's a mystery why ... I'm always here[2], and, Christ ... I'll never get rid of him[1], and ... 'Tog ether fore ver!'[2], and it wouldn't be so bad ... if he had ... a little bit of wisdom to pass on / and ... do you know what I mean?[1], and, Christ ... I'll never get rid of him[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and it wouldn't be so bad ... if he had ... a little bit of wisdom to pass on / and ... do you know what I mean?[2], and he claims he was born, oh, billions of years ago, BUT(!) ... he hasn't learnt a thing[1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and ... 'Not one thing, boss!'[1], and he claims he was born, oh, billions of years ago, BUT(!) ... he hasn't learnt a thing[2], and, ha! ... proud of it, too[1], and ... 'Not one thing, boss!'[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... at least he's happy, kook(s)[1], and, ha! ... proud of it, too[2], and ... 'I enjoy existing ... always have'[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... at least he's happy, kook(s)[2], and maybe that's the secret / and, uh, maybe ... there is no secret / and, come on ... tell us, Voice![1], and ... 'I enjoy existing ... always have'[2], and ... 'Life is beautiful!'[1], and maybe that's the secret / and, uh, maybe ... there is no secret / and, come on ... tell us, Voice![2], and, yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... whatever, man[1], and ... 'Life is beautiful!'[2], and, listen! ... I'm sure that life is really amazing ... if you've got no body to maintain[1], and, yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... whatever, man[2], and some voices have all the luck ...[1], and, listen! ... I'm sure that life is really amazing ... if you've got no body to maintain[2], and ... what can I do with him, eh?[1], and some voices have all the luck ...[2], and you're so lucky, Voice![1], and ... what can I do with him, eh?[2], and ... 'I've never paid a bill in my life!'[1], and you're so lucky, Voice![2], and he's got the nerve, the sheer bloody nerve ... to ask me for wages[1], and ... 'I've never paid a bill in my life!'[2], and ... 'I can float anywhere I choose!'[1], and he's got the nerve, the sheer bloody nerve ... to ask me for wages[2], and, well ... float off then, idiot![1], and ... 'I can float anywhere I choose!'[2], and ... 'Bye!'[1], and, well ... float off then, idiot![2], and he'll be back in a moment ... knowing my luck[1], and ... 'Bye!'[2], and a-ROUND again![1], and he'll be back in a moment ... knowing my luck[2], and, yeah, yeah ...[3], and a-ROUND again![2], and I'll be stuck with The Voice until the end of time ... unless I can spin him off now[3], and a-ROUND - !!![3], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha! I'm here forever, Mikey!'[3], and ... he's not going anywhere[3], and ... 'I'm going where you're going ... uh, where are you going, exactly?'[3], and I don't know[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and it's a mystery why ... I'm always here[3], and ... 'T  o  g  e  t  h  e  r f  o  r  e  v  e  r!'[3], and, Christ ... I'll never get rid of him[3], and it wouldn't be so bad ... if he had ... a little bit of wisdom to pass on / and ... do you know what I mean?[3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and he claims he was born, oh, billions of years ago, BUT(!) ... he hasn't learnt a thing[3], and ... 'Not one thing, boss!'[3], and, ha! ... proud of it, too[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... at least he's happy, kook(s)[3], and ... 'I enjoy existing ... always have'[3], and maybe that's the secret / and, uh, maybe ... there is no secret / and, come on ... tell us, Voice![3], and ... 'Life is beautiful!'[3], and, yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... whatever, man[3], and, listen! ... I'm sure that life is really amazing ... if you've got no body to maintain[3], and some voices have all the luck ...[3], and ... what can I do with him, eh?[3], and you're so lucky, Voice![3], and ... 'I've never paid a bill in my life!'[3], and he's got the nerve, the sheer bloody nerve ... to ask me for wages[3], and ... 'I can float anywhere I choose!'[3], and, well ... float off then, idiot![3], and ... 'Bye!'[3], and he'll be back in a moment ... knowing my luck[3], and a-ROUND again![3], and

And, yeah, yeah ...[1], and I'll be stuck with The Voice until the end of time ... unless I can spin him off now[1], and, yeah, yeah ...[2], and a-ROUND - !!![1], and I'll be stuck with The Voice until the end of time ... unless I can spin him off now[2], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha! I'm here forever, Mikey!'[1], and a-ROUND - !!![2], and ... he's not going anywhere[1], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha! I'm here forever, Mikey!'[2], and ... 'I'm going where you're going ... uh, where are you going, exactly?'[1], and ... he's not going anywhere[2], and I don't know[1], and ... 'I'm going where you're going ... uh, where are you going, exactly?'[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and it's a mystery why ... I'm always here[1], and I don't know[2], and ... 'Together forever!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and it's a mystery why ... I'm always here[2], and, Christ ... I'll never get rid of him[1], and ... 'Tog ether fore ver!'[2], and it wouldn't be so bad ... if he had ... a little bit of wisdom to pass on / and ... do you know what I mean?[1], and, Christ ... I'll never get rid of him[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and it wouldn't be so bad ... if he had ... a little bit of wisdom to pass on / and ... do you know what I mean?[2], and he claims he was born, oh, billions of years ago, BUT(!) ... he hasn't learnt a thing[1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and ... 'Not one thing, boss!'[1], and he claims he was born, oh, billions of years ago, BUT(!) ... he hasn't learnt a thing[2], and, ha! ... proud of it, too[1], and ... 'Not one thing, boss!'[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... at least he's happy, kook(s)[1], and, ha! ... proud of it, too[2], and ... 'I enjoy existing ... always have'[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... at least he's happy, kook(s)[2], and maybe that's the secret / and, uh, maybe ... there is no secret / and, come on ... tell us, Voice![1], and ... 'I enjoy existing ... always have'[2], and ... 'Life is beautiful!'[1], and maybe that's the secret / and, uh, maybe ... there is no secret / and, come on ... tell us, Voice![2], and, yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... whatever, man[1], and ... 'Life is beautiful!'[2], and, listen! ... I'm sure that life is really amazing ... if you've got no body to maintain[1], and, yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... whatever, man[2], and some voices have all the luck ...[1], and, listen! ... I'm sure that life is really amazing ... if you've got no body to maintain[2], and ... what can I do with him, eh?[1], and some voices have all the luck ...[2], and you're so lucky, Voice![1], and ... what can I do with him, eh?[2], and ... 'I've never paid a bill in my life!'[1], and you're so lucky, Voice![2], and he's got the nerve, the sheer bloody nerve ... to ask me for wages[1], and ... 'I've never paid a bill in my life!'[2], and ... 'I can float anywhere I choose!'[1], and he's got the nerve, the sheer bloody nerve ... to ask me for wages[2], and, well ... float off then, idiot![1], and ... 'I can float anywhere I choose!'[2], and ... 'Bye!'[1], and, well ... float off then, idiot![2], and he'll be back in a moment ... knowing my luck[1], and ... 'Bye!'[2], and a-ROUND again![1], and he'll be back in a moment ... knowing my luck[2], and, yeah, yeah ...[3], and a-ROUND again![2], and I'll be stuck with The Voice until the end of time ... unless I can spin him off now[3], and a-ROUND - !!![3], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha! I'm here forever, Mikey!'[3], and ... he's not going anywhere[3], and ... 'I'm going where you're going ... uh, where are you going, exactly?'[3], and I don't know[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and it's a mystery why ... I'm always here[3], and ... 'T  o  g  e  t  h  e  r f  o  r  e  v  e  r!'[3], and, Christ ... I'll never get rid of him[3], and it wouldn't be so bad ... if he had ... a little bit of wisdom to pass on / and ... do you know what I mean?[3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and he claims he was born, oh, billions of years ago, BUT(!) ... he hasn't learnt a thing[3], and ... 'Not one thing, boss!'[3], and, ha! ... proud of it, too[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... at least he's happy, kook(s)[3], and ... 'I enjoy existing ... always have'[3], and maybe that's the secret / and, uh, maybe ... there is no secret / and, come on ... tell us, Voice![3], and ... 'Life is beautiful!'[3], and, yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... whatever, man[3], and, listen! ... I'm sure that life is really amazing ... if you've got no body to maintain[3], and some voices have all the luck ...[3], and ... what can I do with him, eh?[3], and you're so lucky, Voice![3], and ... 'I've never paid a bill in my life!'[3], and he's got the nerve, the sheer bloody nerve ... to ask me for wages[3], and ... 'I can float anywhere I choose!'[3], and, well ... float off then, idiot![3], and ... 'Bye!'[3], and he'll be back in a moment ... knowing my luck[3], and a-ROUND again![3], and

And, yeah, yeah ...[1], and I'll be stuck with The Voice until the end of time ... unless I can spin him off now[1], and, yeah, yeah ...[2], and a-ROUND - !!![1], and I'll be stuck with The Voice until the end of time ... unless I can spin him off now[2], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha! I'm here forever, Mikey!'[1], and a-ROUND - !!![2], and ... he's not going anywhere[1], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha! I'm here forever, Mikey!'[2], and ... 'I'm going where you're going ... uh, where are you going, exactly?'[1], and ... he's not going anywhere[2], and I don't know[1], and ... 'I'm going where you're going ... uh, where are you going, exactly?'[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and it's a mystery why ... I'm always here[1], and I don't know[2], and ... 'Together forever!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and it's a mystery why ... I'm always here[2], and, Christ ... I'll never get rid of him[1], and ... 'Tog ether fore ver!'[2], and it wouldn't be so bad ... if he had ... a little bit of wisdom to pass on / and ... do you know what I mean?[1], and, Christ ... I'll never get rid of him[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and it wouldn't be so bad ... if he had ... a little bit of wisdom to pass on / and ... do you know what I mean?[2], and he claims he was born, oh, billions of years ago, BUT(!) ... he hasn't learnt a thing[1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and ... 'Not one thing, boss!'[1], and he claims he was born, oh, billions of years ago, BUT(!) ... he hasn't learnt a thing[2], and, ha! ... proud of it, too[1], and ... 'Not one thing, boss!'[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... at least he's happy, kook(s)[1], and, ha! ... proud of it, too[2], and ... 'I enjoy existing ... always have'[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... at least he's happy, kook(s)[2], and maybe that's the secret / and, uh, maybe ... there is no secret / and, come on ... tell us, Voice![1], and ... 'I enjoy existing ... always have'[2], and ... 'Life is beautiful!'[1], and maybe that's the secret / and, uh, maybe ... there is no secret / and, come on ... tell us, Voice![2], and, yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... whatever, man[1], and ... 'Life is beautiful!'[2], and, listen! ... I'm sure that life is really amazing ... if you've got no body to maintain[1], and, yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... whatever, man[2], and some voices have all the luck ...[1], and, listen! ... I'm sure that life is really amazing ... if you've got no body to maintain[2], and ... what can I do with him, eh?[1], and some voices have all the luck ...[2], and you're so lucky, Voice![1], and ... what can I do with him, eh?[2], and ... 'I've never paid a bill in my life!'[1], and you're so lucky, Voice![2], and he's got the nerve, the sheer bloody nerve ... to ask me for wages[1], and ... 'I've never paid a bill in my life!'[2], and ... 'I can float anywhere I choose!'[1], and he's got the nerve, the sheer bloody nerve ... to ask me for wages[2], and, well ... float off then, idiot![1], and ... 'I can float anywhere I choose!'[2], and ... 'Bye!'[1], and, well ... float off then, idiot![2], and he'll be back in a moment ... knowing my luck[1], and ... 'Bye!'[2], and a-ROUND again![1], and he'll be back in a moment ... knowing my luck[2], and, yeah, yeah ...[3], and a-ROUND again![2], and I'll be stuck with The Voice until the end of time ... unless I can spin him off now[3], and a-ROUND - !!![3], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha! I'm here forever, Mikey!'[3], and ... he's not going anywhere[3], and ... 'I'm going where you're going ... uh, where are you going, exactly?'[3], and I don't know[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and it's a mystery why ... I'm always here[3], and ... 'T  o  g  e  t  h  e  r f  o  r  e  v  e  r!'[3], and, Christ ... I'll never get rid of him[3], and it wouldn't be so bad ... if he had ... a little bit of wisdom to pass on / and ... do you know what I mean?[3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and he claims he was born, oh, billions of years ago, BUT(!) ... he hasn't learnt a thing[3], and ... 'Not one thing, boss!'[3], and, ha! ... proud of it, too[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... at least he's happy, kook(s)[3], and ... 'I enjoy existing ... always have'[3], and maybe that's the secret / and, uh, maybe ... there is no secret / and, come on ... tell us, Voice![3], and ... 'Life is beautiful!'[3], and, yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... yeah, yeah ... whatever, man[3], and, listen! ... I'm sure that life is really amazing ... if you've got no body to maintain[3], and some voices have all the luck ...[3], and ... what can I do with him, eh?[3], and you're so lucky, Voice![3], and ... 'I've never paid a bill in my life!'[3], and he's got the nerve, the sheer bloody nerve ... to ask me for wages[3], and ... 'I can float anywhere I choose!'[3], and, well ... float off then, idiot![3], and ... 'Bye!'[3], and he'll be back in a moment ... knowing my luck[3], and a-ROUND again![3], and