Well, I guess it must be. Why am I always the last one to know about these things? I bet Jamie Augustine knew. (Yes, Jamie knew!) So why didn't he tell me? And I thought he was a friend.
Hang on. Who the freakin' hell is John Carson? It says here (in some utterly absurd news report) that Carson will become president of Raymond James Financial and head of fixed income. What in the name of all that is holy is going on, for the love of Jesus H. Christ?! Isn't our Jamie the head of fixed income? If they've done anything to hurt our Jamie, I'll swing for them, I swear.
I bet Van Sayler is behind it! He's had it in for Jamie since the very beginning. I can't believe this! Someone tell me I'm having a nightmare.
