Monday, 16 January 2012

Is Raymond James merging with Morgan Keegan?

Well, I guess it must be. Why am I always the last one to know about these things? I bet Jamie Augustine knew. (Yes, Jamie knew!) So why didn't he tell me? And I thought he was a friend.

Hang on. Who the freakin' hell is John Carson? It says here (in some utterly absurd news report) that Carson will become president of Raymond James Financial and head of fixed income. What in the name of all that is holy is going on, for the love of Jesus H. Christ?! Isn't our Jamie the head of fixed income? If they've done anything to hurt our Jamie, I'll swing for them, I swear.

I bet Van Sayler is behind it! He's had it in for Jamie since the very beginning. I can't believe this! Someone tell me I'm having a nightmare.


Oh, never mind. I would do anything for my friends. Even put up with nightmares. Like last night. An old friend came to me while I was sleeping. I don't really want to go into too much detail, but I can tell you that a saveloy sausage was involved - which upset me a great deal because I'm a vegetarian.

All above board, of course. (Maybe I should explain.) It wasn't one of those dreams. I only have those dreams about women, I'm glad to say. No, it was a takeaway meal. Chips as well. Saveloy sausage and chips was one of my favourite meals before I became a vegetarian at the age of twenty. This friend was obviously trying to take me back to an earlier time in my life. It could be linked to my recent songwriting. I don't know. Dreams are strange. Life is strange.