Tuesday, 19 June 2012

[No. 24] Dear reader, consider yourself

And I know you get so lonely, but consider yourself at home here, all shamans, we're away from the desert, yes, but consider yourself one of the mystic family[1], and me and the shamans, and the spirits of the night, we've taken to you so strong, my child, and it's clear we're going to get along, so you can consider yourself well in[1], and I know you get so lonely, but consider yourself at home here, all shamans, we're away from the desert, yes, but consider yourself one of the mystic family[2], and in a rotten house, all smashed and leaking, and haunted, with spiders everywhere, you can consider yourself part of the furniture - because we do[1], and me and the shamans, and the spirits of the night, we've taken to you so strong, my child, and it's clear we're going to get along, so you can consider yourself well in[2], and if there are some harder days, oh, empty larder days, we'll get some banker or hedgie to foot the bill - maybe you - and then the drinks are on the house![1], and in a rotten house, all smashed and leaking, and haunted, with spiders everywhere, you can consider yourself part of the furniture - because we do[2], and so consider yourself OUR MATE, after some consideration we can state: consider yourself one of us, a shaman (one day), a mystic (you never know), just a mate[1], and if there are some harder days, oh, empty larder days, we'll get some banker or hedgie to foot the bill - maybe you - and then the drinks are on the house![2], and nobody tries to be lah-di-dah or uppity, and there's a cup-o'-tea for all, except for Oxbridge twats who find out we're handy with the rolling pin when they come to call[1], and so consider yourself OUR MATE, after some consideration we can state: consider yourself one of us, a shaman (one day), a mystic (you never know), just a mate[2], and you've got to consider yourself a stranger in a strange land if you want any real connection with us, and you've got to consider yourself a soul empty, aching, looking for love[1], and nobody tries to be lah-di-dah or uppity, and there's a cup-o'-tea for all, except for Oxbridge twats who find out we're handy with the rolling pin when they come to call[2], and we want you to be happy, and we think you're suited to the lifestyle, and we know you'll fit in, so consider yourself, just consider yourself, consider yourself ONE OF US[1], and you've got to consider yourself a stranger in a strange land if you want any real connection with us, and you've got to consider yourself a soul empty, aching, looking for love[2], and you're not one of them: one of the bastards we despise, and that's something to be happy about, so you're happy, yeah?, you've got to be happy, yeah?, so smile, smile for us[1], and we want you to be happy, and we think you're suited to the lifestyle, and we know you'll fit in, so consider yourself, just consider yourself, consider yourself ONE OF US[2], and consider yourself DEAD! to all the squares, please, and consider yourself ALIENATED!, please, and consider yourself SPECIAL! now BECAUSE you're one of us[1], and you're not one of them: one of the bastards we despise, and that's something to be happy about, so you're happy, yeah?, you've got to be happy, yeah?, so smile, smile for us[2], and consider yourself gone in the head, and consider yourself burned out of reality, and KNOW that the idiots of the world really envy you, and FEEL, well, feel something[1], and consider yourself DEAD! to all the squares, please, and consider yourself ALIENATED!, please, and consider yourself SPECIAL! now BECAUSE you're one of us[2], and I know you get so lonely, but consider yourself at home here, all shamans, we're away from the desert, yes, but consider yourself one of the mystic family[3], and consider yourself gone in the head, and consider yourself burned out of reality, and KNOW that the idiots of the world really envy you, and FEEL, well, feel something[2], and me and the shamans, and the spirits of the night, we've taken to you so strong, my child, and it's clear we're going to get along, so you can consider yourself well in[3], and in a rotten house, all smashed and leaking, and haunted, with spiders everywhere, you can consider yourself part of the furniture - because we do[3], and if there are some harder days, oh, empty larder days, we'll get some banker or hedgie to foot the bill - maybe you - and then the drinks are on the house![3], and so consider yourself OUR MATE, after some consideration we can state: consider yourself one of us, a shaman (one day), a mystic (you never know), just a mate[3], and nobody tries to be lah-di-dah or uppity, and there's a cup-o'-tea for all, except for Oxbridge twats who find out we're handy with the rolling pin when they come to call[3], and you've got to consider yourself a stranger in a strange land if you want any real connection with us, and you've got to consider yourself a soul empty, aching, looking for love[3], and we want you to be happy, and we think you're suited to the lifestyle, and we know you'll fit in, so consider yourself, just consider yourself, consider yourself ONE OF US[3], and you're not one of them: one of the bastards we despise, and that's something to be happy about, so you're happy, yeah?, you've got to be happy, yeah?, so smile, smile for us[3], and consider yourself DEAD! to all the squares, please, and consider yourself ALIENATED!, please, and consider yourself SPECIAL! now BECAUSE you're one of us[3], and consider yourself gone in the head, and consider yourself burned out of reality, and KNOW that the idiots of the world really envy you, and FEEL, well, feel something[3], and

And I know you get so lonely, but consider yourself at home here, all shamans, we're away from the desert, yes, but consider yourself one of the mystic family[1], and me and the shamans, and the spirits of the night, we've taken to you so strong, my child, and it's clear we're going to get along, so you can consider yourself well in[1], and I know you get so lonely, but consider yourself at home here, all shamans, we're away from the desert, yes, but consider yourself one of the mystic family[2], and in a rotten house, all smashed and leaking, and haunted, with spiders everywhere, you can consider yourself part of the furniture - because we do[1], and me and the shamans, and the spirits of the night, we've taken to you so strong, my child, and it's clear we're going to get along, so you can consider yourself well in[2], and if there are some harder days, oh, empty larder days, we'll get some banker or hedgie to foot the bill - maybe you - and then the drinks are on the house![1], and in a rotten house, all smashed and leaking, and haunted, with spiders everywhere, you can consider yourself part of the furniture - because we do[2], and so consider yourself OUR MATE, after some consideration we can state: consider yourself one of us, a shaman (one day), a mystic (you never know), just a mate[1], and if there are some harder days, oh, empty larder days, we'll get some banker or hedgie to foot the bill - maybe you - and then the drinks are on the house![2], and nobody tries to be lah-di-dah or uppity, and there's a cup-o'-tea for all, except for Oxbridge twats who find out we're handy with the rolling pin when they come to call[1], and so consider yourself OUR MATE, after some consideration we can state: consider yourself one of us, a shaman (one day), a mystic (you never know), just a mate[2], and you've got to consider yourself a stranger in a strange land if you want any real connection with us, and you've got to consider yourself a soul empty, aching, looking for love[1], and nobody tries to be lah-di-dah or uppity, and there's a cup-o'-tea for all, except for Oxbridge twats who find out we're handy with the rolling pin when they come to call[2], and we want you to be happy, and we think you're suited to the lifestyle, and we know you'll fit in, so consider yourself, just consider yourself, consider yourself ONE OF US[1], and you've got to consider yourself a stranger in a strange land if you want any real connection with us, and you've got to consider yourself a soul empty, aching, looking for love[2], and you're not one of them: one of the bastards we despise, and that's something to be happy about, so you're happy, yeah?, you've got to be happy, yeah?, so smile, smile for us[1], and we want you to be happy, and we think you're suited to the lifestyle, and we know you'll fit in, so consider yourself, just consider yourself, consider yourself ONE OF US[2], and consider yourself DEAD! to all the squares, please, and consider yourself ALIENATED!, please, and consider yourself SPECIAL! now BECAUSE you're one of us[1], and you're not one of them: one of the bastards we despise, and that's something to be happy about, so you're happy, yeah?, you've got to be happy, yeah?, so smile, smile for us[2], and consider yourself gone in the head, and consider yourself burned out of reality, and KNOW that the idiots of the world really envy you, and FEEL, well, feel something[1], and consider yourself DEAD! to all the squares, please, and consider yourself ALIENATED!, please, and consider yourself SPECIAL! now BECAUSE you're one of us[2], and I know you get so lonely, but consider yourself at home here, all shamans, we're away from the desert, yes, but consider yourself one of the mystic family[3], and consider yourself gone in the head, and consider yourself burned out of reality, and KNOW that the idiots of the world really envy you, and FEEL, well, feel something[2], and me and the shamans, and the spirits of the night, we've taken to you so strong, my child, and it's clear we're going to get along, so you can consider yourself well in[3], and in a rotten house, all smashed and leaking, and haunted, with spiders everywhere, you can consider yourself part of the furniture - because we do[3], and if there are some harder days, oh, empty larder days, we'll get some banker or hedgie to foot the bill - maybe you - and then the drinks are on the house![3], and so consider yourself OUR MATE, after some consideration we can state: consider yourself one of us, a shaman (one day), a mystic (you never know), just a mate[3], and nobody tries to be lah-di-dah or uppity, and there's a cup-o'-tea for all, except for Oxbridge twats who find out we're handy with the rolling pin when they come to call[3], and you've got to consider yourself a stranger in a strange land if you want any real connection with us, and you've got to consider yourself a soul empty, aching, looking for love[3], and we want you to be happy, and we think you're suited to the lifestyle, and we know you'll fit in, so consider yourself, just consider yourself, consider yourself ONE OF US[3], and you're not one of them: one of the bastards we despise, and that's something to be happy about, so you're happy, yeah?, you've got to be happy, yeah?, so smile, smile for us[3], and consider yourself DEAD! to all the squares, please, and consider yourself ALIENATED!, please, and consider yourself SPECIAL! now BECAUSE you're one of us[3], and consider yourself gone in the head, and consider yourself burned out of reality, and KNOW that the idiots of the world really envy you, and FEEL, well, feel something[3], and

And I know you get so lonely, but consider yourself at home here, all shamans, we're away from the desert, yes, but consider yourself one of the mystic family[1], and me and the shamans, and the spirits of the night, we've taken to you so strong, my child, and it's clear we're going to get along, so you can consider yourself well in[1], and I know you get so lonely, but consider yourself at home here, all shamans, we're away from the desert, yes, but consider yourself one of the mystic family[2], and in a rotten house, all smashed and leaking, and haunted, with spiders everywhere, you can consider yourself part of the furniture - because we do[1], and me and the shamans, and the spirits of the night, we've taken to you so strong, my child, and it's clear we're going to get along, so you can consider yourself well in[2], and if there are some harder days, oh, empty larder days, we'll get some banker or hedgie to foot the bill - maybe you - and then the drinks are on the house![1], and in a rotten house, all smashed and leaking, and haunted, with spiders everywhere, you can consider yourself part of the furniture - because we do[2], and so consider yourself OUR MATE, after some consideration we can state: consider yourself one of us, a shaman (one day), a mystic (you never know), just a mate[1], and if there are some harder days, oh, empty larder days, we'll get some banker or hedgie to foot the bill - maybe you - and then the drinks are on the house![2], and nobody tries to be lah-di-dah or uppity, and there's a cup-o'-tea for all, except for Oxbridge twats who find out we're handy with the rolling pin when they come to call[1], and so consider yourself OUR MATE, after some consideration we can state: consider yourself one of us, a shaman (one day), a mystic (you never know), just a mate[2], and you've got to consider yourself a stranger in a strange land if you want any real connection with us, and you've got to consider yourself a soul empty, aching, looking for love[1], and nobody tries to be lah-di-dah or uppity, and there's a cup-o'-tea for all, except for Oxbridge twats who find out we're handy with the rolling pin when they come to call[2], and we want you to be happy, and we think you're suited to the lifestyle, and we know you'll fit in, so consider yourself, just consider yourself, consider yourself ONE OF US[1], and you've got to consider yourself a stranger in a strange land if you want any real connection with us, and you've got to consider yourself a soul empty, aching, looking for love[2], and you're not one of them: one of the bastards we despise, and that's something to be happy about, so you're happy, yeah?, you've got to be happy, yeah?, so smile, smile for us[1], and we want you to be happy, and we think you're suited to the lifestyle, and we know you'll fit in, so consider yourself, just consider yourself, consider yourself ONE OF US[2], and consider yourself DEAD! to all the squares, please, and consider yourself ALIENATED!, please, and consider yourself SPECIAL! now BECAUSE you're one of us[1], and you're not one of them: one of the bastards we despise, and that's something to be happy about, so you're happy, yeah?, you've got to be happy, yeah?, so smile, smile for us[2], and consider yourself gone in the head, and consider yourself burned out of reality, and KNOW that the idiots of the world really envy you, and FEEL, well, feel something[1], and consider yourself DEAD! to all the squares, please, and consider yourself ALIENATED!, please, and consider yourself SPECIAL! now BECAUSE you're one of us[2], and I know you get so lonely, but consider yourself at home here, all shamans, we're away from the desert, yes, but consider yourself one of the mystic family[3], and consider yourself gone in the head, and consider yourself burned out of reality, and KNOW that the idiots of the world really envy you, and FEEL, well, feel something[2], and me and the shamans, and the spirits of the night, we've taken to you so strong, my child, and it's clear we're going to get along, so you can consider yourself well in[3], and in a rotten house, all smashed and leaking, and haunted, with spiders everywhere, you can consider yourself part of the furniture - because we do[3], and if there are some harder days, oh, empty larder days, we'll get some banker or hedgie to foot the bill - maybe you - and then the drinks are on the house![3], and so consider yourself OUR MATE, after some consideration we can state: consider yourself one of us, a shaman (one day), a mystic (you never know), just a mate[3], and nobody tries to be lah-di-dah or uppity, and there's a cup-o'-tea for all, except for Oxbridge twats who find out we're handy with the rolling pin when they come to call[3], and you've got to consider yourself a stranger in a strange land if you want any real connection with us, and you've got to consider yourself a soul empty, aching, looking for love[3], and we want you to be happy, and we think you're suited to the lifestyle, and we know you'll fit in, so consider yourself, just consider yourself, consider yourself ONE OF US[3], and you're not one of them: one of the bastards we despise, and that's something to be happy about, so you're happy, yeah?, you've got to be happy, yeah?, so smile, smile for us[3], and consider yourself DEAD! to all the squares, please, and consider yourself ALIENATED!, please, and consider yourself SPECIAL! now BECAUSE you're one of us[3], and consider yourself gone in the head, and consider yourself burned out of reality, and KNOW that the idiots of the world really envy you, and FEEL, well, feel something[3], and