Thursday 30 April 2015

[No. 312] I'm going to steal all the best ideas from every finance nutjob in the entire world!

Then I'm going to make a right DIZZY mess of these "ideas" so that no one knows NOTHING about ANYTHING. It's how I get my kicks.

And ... they're in the palm of my hand, animals![1], and we don't need any ideas ... because they are EVIL(!) / yes, thoughts and that ... no! / What we need, man, is feelings![1], and ... they're in the palm of my hand, animals![2], and here I am, a-ROUND again / I'll never give it up / to me, this ... is the GOOD LIFE[1], and we don't need any ideas ... because they are EVIL(!) / yes, thoughts and that ... no! / What we need, man, is feelings![2], and I've got enough FEELINGS for everybody![1], and here I am, a-ROUND again / I'll never give it up / to me, this ... is the GOOD LIFE[2], and, nutjob, I am the cosmic joker who will steal your mind and turn it into a foul rag and bone shop[1], and I've got enough FEELINGS for everybody![2], and the killers don't know what is happening[1], and, nutjob, I am the cosmic joker who will steal your mind and turn it into a foul rag and bone shop[2], and if THEY(!) invested one billion dollars in my soul ... the return would be TREMENDOUS LOVE[1], and the killers don't know what is happening[2], and I'll give them an idea ... RUN! Run for your lives![1], and if THEY(!) invested one billion dollars in my soul ... the return would be TREMENDOUS LOVE[2], and it's a trap! / ... and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, all the evil is GONE! (in theory)[1], and I'll give them an idea ... RUN! Run for your lives![2], and there is ... NO EXIT[1], and it's a trap! / ... and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, all the evil is GONE! (in theory)[2], and their ideas will tumble from their confused little minds so easily / it will be like shooting fish[1], and there is ... NO EXIT[2], and $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ ... / oh, come and get it! / once in a lifetime, etc.[1], and their ideas will tumble from their confused little minds so easily / it will be like shooting fish[2], and my children, oh, my mystic kooks, rejoice! / ... this is the barrel![1], and $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ ... / oh, come and get it! / once in a lifetime, etc.[2], and I need a drink now / ... / uh, it's so exhausting, ain't it?[1], and my children, oh, my mystic kooks, rejoice! / ... this is the barrel![2], and ... they're in the palm of my hand, animals![3], and I need a drink now / ... / uh, it's so exhausting, ain't it?[2], and we don't need any ideas ... because they are EVIL(!) / yes, thoughts and that ... no! / What we need, man, is feelings![3], and here I am, a-ROUND again / I'll never give it up / to me, this ... is the GOOD LIFE[3], and I've got enough FEELINGS for everybody![3], and, nutjob, I am the cosmic joker who will steal your mind and turn it into a foul rag and bone shop[3], and the killers don't know what is happening[3], and if THEY(!) invested one billion dollars in my soul ... the return would be TREMENDOUS LOVE[3], and I'll give them an idea ... RUN! Run for your lives![3], and it's a trap! / ... and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, all the evil is GONE! (in theory)[3], and there is ... NO EXIT[3], and their ideas will tumble from their confused little minds so easily / it will be like shooting fish[3], and $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ ... / oh, come and get it! / once in a lifetime, etc.[3], and my children, oh, my mystic kooks, rejoice! / ... this is the barrel![3], and I need a drink now / ... / uh, it's so exhausting, ain't it?[3], and

And ... they're in the palm of my hand, animals![1], and we don't need any ideas ... because they are EVIL(!) / yes, thoughts and that ... no! / What we need, man, is feelings![1], and ... they're in the palm of my hand, animals![2], and here I am, a-ROUND again / I'll never give it up / to me, this ... is the GOOD LIFE[1], and we don't need any ideas ... because they are EVIL(!) / yes, thoughts and that ... no! / What we need, man, is feelings![2], and I've got enough FEELINGS for everybody![1], and here I am, a-ROUND again / I'll never give it up / to me, this ... is the GOOD LIFE[2], and, nutjob, I am the cosmic joker who will steal your mind and turn it into a foul rag and bone shop[1], and I've got enough FEELINGS for everybody![2], and the killers don't know what is happening[1], and, nutjob, I am the cosmic joker who will steal your mind and turn it into a foul rag and bone shop[2], and if THEY(!) invested one billion dollars in my soul ... the return would be TREMENDOUS LOVE[1], and the killers don't know what is happening[2], and I'll give them an idea ... RUN! Run for your lives![1], and if THEY(!) invested one billion dollars in my soul ... the return would be TREMENDOUS LOVE[2], and it's a trap! / ... and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, all the evil is GONE! (in theory)[1], and I'll give them an idea ... RUN! Run for your lives![2], and there is ... NO EXIT[1], and it's a trap! / ... and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, all the evil is GONE! (in theory)[2], and their ideas will tumble from their confused little minds so easily / it will be like shooting fish[1], and there is ... NO EXIT[2], and $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ ... / oh, come and get it! / once in a lifetime, etc.[1], and their ideas will tumble from their confused little minds so easily / it will be like shooting fish[2], and my children, oh, my mystic kooks, rejoice! / ... this is the barrel![1], and $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ ... / oh, come and get it! / once in a lifetime, etc.[2], and I need a drink now / ... / uh, it's so exhausting, ain't it?[1], and my children, oh, my mystic kooks, rejoice! / ... this is the barrel![2], and ... they're in the palm of my hand, animals![3], and I need a drink now / ... / uh, it's so exhausting, ain't it?[2], and we don't need any ideas ... because they are EVIL(!) / yes, thoughts and that ... no! / What we need, man, is feelings![3], and here I am, a-ROUND again / I'll never give it up / to me, this ... is the GOOD LIFE[3], and I've got enough FEELINGS for everybody![3], and, nutjob, I am the cosmic joker who will steal your mind and turn it into a foul rag and bone shop[3], and the killers don't know what is happening[3], and if THEY(!) invested one billion dollars in my soul ... the return would be TREMENDOUS LOVE[3], and I'll give them an idea ... RUN! Run for your lives![3], and it's a trap! / ... and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, all the evil is GONE! (in theory)[3], and there is ... NO EXIT[3], and their ideas will tumble from their confused little minds so easily / it will be like shooting fish[3], and $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ ... / oh, come and get it! / once in a lifetime, etc.[3], and my children, oh, my mystic kooks, rejoice! / ... this is the barrel![3], and I need a drink now / ... / uh, it's so exhausting, ain't it?[3], and

And ... they're in the palm of my hand, animals![1], and we don't need any ideas ... because they are EVIL(!) / yes, thoughts and that ... no! / What we need, man, is feelings![1], and ... they're in the palm of my hand, animals![2], and here I am, a-ROUND again / I'll never give it up / to me, this ... is the GOOD LIFE[1], and we don't need any ideas ... because they are EVIL(!) / yes, thoughts and that ... no! / What we need, man, is feelings![2], and I've got enough FEELINGS for everybody![1], and here I am, a-ROUND again / I'll never give it up / to me, this ... is the GOOD LIFE[2], and, nutjob, I am the cosmic joker who will steal your mind and turn it into a foul rag and bone shop[1], and I've got enough FEELINGS for everybody![2], and the killers don't know what is happening[1], and, nutjob, I am the cosmic joker who will steal your mind and turn it into a foul rag and bone shop[2], and if THEY(!) invested one billion dollars in my soul ... the return would be TREMENDOUS LOVE[1], and the killers don't know what is happening[2], and I'll give them an idea ... RUN! Run for your lives![1], and if THEY(!) invested one billion dollars in my soul ... the return would be TREMENDOUS LOVE[2], and it's a trap! / ... and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, all the evil is GONE! (in theory)[1], and I'll give them an idea ... RUN! Run for your lives![2], and there is ... NO EXIT[1], and it's a trap! / ... and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, all the evil is GONE! (in theory)[2], and their ideas will tumble from their confused little minds so easily / it will be like shooting fish[1], and there is ... NO EXIT[2], and $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ ... / oh, come and get it! / once in a lifetime, etc.[1], and their ideas will tumble from their confused little minds so easily / it will be like shooting fish[2], and my children, oh, my mystic kooks, rejoice! / ... this is the barrel![1], and $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ ... / oh, come and get it! / once in a lifetime, etc.[2], and I need a drink now / ... / uh, it's so exhausting, ain't it?[1], and my children, oh, my mystic kooks, rejoice! / ... this is the barrel![2], and ... they're in the palm of my hand, animals![3], and I need a drink now / ... / uh, it's so exhausting, ain't it?[2], and we don't need any ideas ... because they are EVIL(!) / yes, thoughts and that ... no! / What we need, man, is feelings![3], and here I am, a-ROUND again / I'll never give it up / to me, this ... is the GOOD LIFE[3], and I've got enough FEELINGS for everybody![3], and, nutjob, I am the cosmic joker who will steal your mind and turn it into a foul rag and bone shop[3], and the killers don't know what is happening[3], and if THEY(!) invested one billion dollars in my soul ... the return would be TREMENDOUS LOVE[3], and I'll give them an idea ... RUN! Run for your lives![3], and it's a trap! / ... and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, all the evil is GONE! (in theory)[3], and there is ... NO EXIT[3], and their ideas will tumble from their confused little minds so easily / it will be like shooting fish[3], and $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ ... / oh, come and get it! / once in a lifetime, etc.[3], and my children, oh, my mystic kooks, rejoice! / ... this is the barrel![3], and I need a drink now / ... / uh, it's so exhausting, ain't it?[3], and