Thursday, 10 March 2016

This year's PLSA investment conference

Well, well ... / It's the Thursday morning PR email, back by popular demand. And ... I might do another one tonight, if I feel like it, like. 'Oh, you're spoiling us, boss.' Shut up, Voice!

Anyway, I was invited to this conference, but, sadly, I had to inform the girls that I couldn't make it. 'What girls?!' Lucy, Ellie, and Kat. They invited me. 'Christ! And you turned them down?!' I can't go all the way to Edinburgh, man. Yes, dear readers, it's in Edinburgh, right NOW(!). / However, I can watch online if I want to. 'Like some sort of sick voyeur, I suppose?' Yes. 'Like Jeffrey Beaumont in Blue Velvet - ?!' Well, er ...

Dear Michael, we realize that you are unable to attend this year's PLSA Investment Conference but that's no reason for you to miss out on all the action. We will be live web streaming several sessions on Thursday 10th March. You can register and find full information on our website.

'Bloody hell!' I know!

Sessions to be web streamed: What's keeping you up at night? - 09:20-10:05.

'Christ!' I know, man!

What is finance for? - 10:05-10:50.

'Oh.' Yeah, never mind.

I don't know. / It's a real shame, reader(s), but I'm not really into pensions, you dig? 'Pensions, boss?' PLSA. Pensions and Lifetime Savings Association. 'Oh dear.' But if you're interested, my reader(s), my kook(s), here's the link. 'Even though it's nearly all over.' Shut up!


Well, that's my good deed for the day. I hope Lucy, Ellie, and Kat will be happy with that.

Anything else? Music? I woke up in the middle of the night with my new tune playing in my head. That's never happened before. It must be a good sign. I still don't have any lyrical ideas for it though. 'Give it time, Mikey. The cosmos works in mysterious ways.' Of course it does! Silly me for forgetting.