Thursday, 8 September 2016

ZENEDGE raises $6.2 million in Series C funding led by Pilot Growth Equity!!!

What?! I don't know. All I can tell you, dear reader(s), is that this is the Thursday night PR email, back by popular demand. 'Ha!' And if you don't like this shit, don't demand it, all right? 'You're at their mercy, boss.' Fuckin' A, I am!

AVENTURA, FL, September 8, 2016 - ZENEDGE, a leading provider of cloud-based, artificial intelligence (AI) driven Web Application Firewall (WAF) and Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) cybersecurity Infrastructure-as-a-Service (IaaS) provider, announced today it has completed a Series C investment led by growth equity investor Pilot Growth Equity ("Pilot Growth"). Pilot Growth has led the round with a $5 million investment, with additional funds coming from Zoho Corporation ("Zoho"), as well as from existing investors TELUS Ventures and Yehuda Neuberger. The financing will be used to fund ZENEDGE's continued global expansion, sales and marketing activities and for further investment in its patent-pending technology. William Lee, co-founder and managing director at Pilot Growth, will join ZENEDGE's board of directors. With this new Series C round, total investment in the company is $13.7 million.

Well, well ... I think it might be some inhuman computer stuff. 'Oh, you reckon, boss?' That's my guess, Voice. I've got good instincts, you know? 'Yeah.' / Uh, Pilot Growth Equity?

Pilot Growth Equity ("Pilot Growth") is a technology growth equity firm with offices in San Francisco, New York and Washington, DC. Pilot Growth invests in growth-stage technology companies that require capital and strategic resources to accelerate their growth. Founded by entrepreneurs, Pilot Growth provides its portfolio companies a combination of world class operating, company-building, and advisory expertise, as well as global access to private and public sector customers.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Jesus! / Obviously, there's a lot more to it. Certain characters are happy to be working with certain characters - as you can probably imagine, dear reader(s). However, I can't be bothered with, uh .... 'No?' No, not at the end of the week, man. Not for computer stuff. 'Inhuman computer stuff, Mikey.' Exactly! It's not worth it. And I'm really tired. Life is too short, you dig?


Pub tomorrow, maybe. I only drink Cokes in the daytime though. 'Your migraines?' Yeah, my migraines. Never mind.

I'll have a nice view of the river.

The end of summer.

Melancholic moments to cherish!