Thursday, 3 June 2010

FSA fines JP Morgan £33.32 million!

Yeah, largest fine ever by the FSA. JP Morgan has been fined for client money breaches. Whatever.

But why does the FSA need this money? There is no burning love at the FSA. It doesn't need the money for any sort of ceremony in the desert.

All the workers at the FSA, cold earth wanderers! Every man. Every woman. If you stuffed a burning fiver into the mouth of one of these characters, it would have no effect whatsoever. Why do they need over £33 million? I'll never understand the FSA.

By the way, I won't have to destroy this evil organization after all. The government is taking care of it.