Wednesday 14 April 2021

[No. 895] I will record the greatest album of all times

With a little help from my strangers.

And, yeah, yeah ...[1], and people I don't even know yet ...[1], and, yeah, yeah ...[2], and musicians, and a producer, and a record company that lets me do what I want ... that's all I really need[1], and people I don't even know yet ...[2], and ... yeah![1], and musicians, and a producer, and a record company that lets me do what I want ... that's all I really need[2], and ... 'That's all?'[1], and ... yeah![2], and in THE FREE WORLD, obviously[1], and ... 'That's all?'[2], and, Christ ... will it ever be free?[1], and in THE FREE WORLD, obviously[2], and my hair has been cut, so ...[1], and, Christ ... will it ever be free?[2], and, and, and ... 'You've got the T-shirt'[1], and my hair has been cut, so ...[2], and polo shirt[1], and, and, and ... 'You've got the T-shirt'[2], and it's all coming together ... yes, yes, yes, eleven songs that go together perfectly[1], and polo shirt[2], and ... 'You'll be bigger than Elon after this lot'[1], and it's all coming together ... yes, yes, yes, eleven songs that go together perfectly[2], and, ha, ha, ha! / and thank you, Adam, uh, I mean, Voice[1], and ... 'You'll be bigger than Elon after this lot'[2], and, listen! ... I'm not asking for the moon, you dig? / and ... I'm actually asking for the entire freakin' cosmos![1], and, ha, ha, ha! / and thank you, Adam, uh, I mean, Voice[2], and ... 'The cosmos loves you, Mikey!'[1], and, listen! ... I'm not asking for the moon, you dig? / and ... I'm actually asking for the entire freakin' cosmos![2], and I know, I know[1], and ... 'The cosmos loves you, Mikey!'[2], and I am the greatest a-ROUND here or anywhere - just like a butterfly and a bee[1], and I know, I know[2], and ... Are the Twenties roaring yet?[1], and I am the greatest a-ROUND here or anywhere - just like a butterfly and a bee[2], and ... What's the BIG QUESTION ... ?[1], and ... Are the Twenties roaring yet?[2], and, uh, uh, uh ... Am I mentally prepared?[1], and ... What's the BIG QUESTION ... ?[2], and, well ... I don't know[1], and, uh, uh, uh ... Am I mentally prepared?[2], and by Kew Bridge, just like Ringo ... I often enjoy my last days of "freedom"[1], and, well ... I don't know[2], and maybe ... one last fandango?[1], and by Kew Bridge, just like Ringo ... I often enjoy my last days of "freedom"[2], and, yes ... I would like to go to St Ives again soon ... it's opening up now[1], and maybe ... one last fand ango?[2], and I can say ... my mind, man ... is better than it was[1], and, yes ... I would like to go to St Ives again soon ... it's opening up now[2], and ... 'And your soul?'[1], and I can say ... my mind, man ... is better than it was[2], and I'll be honest, Voice, kooks ... mind, soul, heart ... it's all the same when you're as confused as I am[1], and ... 'And your soul?'[2], and ... ... ...[1], and I'll be honest, Voice, kooks ... mind, soul, heart ... it's all the same when you're as confused as I am[2], and the cosmos is in me - that's the main thing[1], and ... ... ...[2], and ... 'Yippee!'[1], and the cosmos is in me - that's the main thing[2], and, yeah, yeah ...[3], and ... 'Yippee!'[2], and people I don't even know yet ...[3], and musicians, and a producer, and a record company that lets me do what I want ... that's all I really need[3], and ... yeah![3], and ... 'That's all?'[3], and in THE FREE WORLD, obviously[3], and, Christ ... will it ever be free?[3], and my hair has been cut, so ...[3], and, and, and ... 'You've got the T-shirt'[3], and polo shirt[3], and it's all coming together ... yes, yes, yes, eleven songs that go together perfectly[3], and ... 'You'll be bigger than Elon after this lot'[3], and, ha, ha, ha! / and thank you, Adam, uh, I mean, Voice[3], and, listen! ... I'm not asking for the moon, you dig? / and ... I'm actually asking for the entire freakin' cosmos![3], and ... 'The cosmos loves you, Mikey!'[3], and I know, I know[3], and I am the greatest a-ROUND here or anywhere - just like a butterfly and a bee[3], and ... Are the Twenties roaring yet?[3], and ... What's the BIG QUESTION ... ?[3], and, uh, uh, uh ... Am I mentally prepared?[3], and, well ... I don't know[3], and by Kew Bridge, just like Ringo ... I often enjoy my last days of "freedom"[3], and maybe ... one last f  a  n  d  a  n  g  o?[3], and, yes ... I would like to go to St Ives again soon ... it's opening up now[3], and I can say ... my mind, man ... is better than it was[3], and ... 'And your soul?'[3], and I'll be honest, Voice, kooks ... mind, soul, heart ... it's all the same when you're as confused as I am[3], and ... ... ...[3], and the cosmos is in me - that's the main thing[3], and ... 'Yippee!'[3], and

And, yeah, yeah ...[1], and people I don't even know yet ...[1], and, yeah, yeah ...[2], and musicians, and a producer, and a record company that lets me do what I want ... that's all I really need[1], and people I don't even know yet ...[2], and ... yeah![1], and musicians, and a producer, and a record company that lets me do what I want ... that's all I really need[2], and ... 'That's all?'[1], and ... yeah![2], and in THE FREE WORLD, obviously[1], and ... 'That's all?'[2], and, Christ ... will it ever be free?[1], and in THE FREE WORLD, obviously[2], and my hair has been cut, so ...[1], and, Christ ... will it ever be free?[2], and, and, and ... 'You've got the T-shirt'[1], and my hair has been cut, so ...[2], and polo shirt[1], and, and, and ... 'You've got the T-shirt'[2], and it's all coming together ... yes, yes, yes, eleven songs that go together perfectly[1], and polo shirt[2], and ... 'You'll be bigger than Elon after this lot'[1], and it's all coming together ... yes, yes, yes, eleven songs that go together perfectly[2], and, ha, ha, ha! / and thank you, Adam, uh, I mean, Voice[1], and ... 'You'll be bigger than Elon after this lot'[2], and, listen! ... I'm not asking for the moon, you dig? / and ... I'm actually asking for the entire freakin' cosmos![1], and, ha, ha, ha! / and thank you, Adam, uh, I mean, Voice[2], and ... 'The cosmos loves you, Mikey!'[1], and, listen! ... I'm not asking for the moon, you dig? / and ... I'm actually asking for the entire freakin' cosmos![2], and I know, I know[1], and ... 'The cosmos loves you, Mikey!'[2], and I am the greatest a-ROUND here or anywhere - just like a butterfly and a bee[1], and I know, I know[2], and ... Are the Twenties roaring yet?[1], and I am the greatest a-ROUND here or anywhere - just like a butterfly and a bee[2], and ... What's the BIG QUESTION ... ?[1], and ... Are the Twenties roaring yet?[2], and, uh, uh, uh ... Am I mentally prepared?[1], and ... What's the BIG QUESTION ... ?[2], and, well ... I don't know[1], and, uh, uh, uh ... Am I mentally prepared?[2], and by Kew Bridge, just like Ringo ... I often enjoy my last days of "freedom"[1], and, well ... I don't know[2], and maybe ... one last fandango?[1], and by Kew Bridge, just like Ringo ... I often enjoy my last days of "freedom"[2], and, yes ... I would like to go to St Ives again soon ... it's opening up now[1], and maybe ... one last fand ango?[2], and I can say ... my mind, man ... is better than it was[1], and, yes ... I would like to go to St Ives again soon ... it's opening up now[2], and ... 'And your soul?'[1], and I can say ... my mind, man ... is better than it was[2], and I'll be honest, Voice, kooks ... mind, soul, heart ... it's all the same when you're as confused as I am[1], and ... 'And your soul?'[2], and ... ... ...[1], and I'll be honest, Voice, kooks ... mind, soul, heart ... it's all the same when you're as confused as I am[2], and the cosmos is in me - that's the main thing[1], and ... ... ...[2], and ... 'Yippee!'[1], and the cosmos is in me - that's the main thing[2], and, yeah, yeah ...[3], and ... 'Yippee!'[2], and people I don't even know yet ...[3], and musicians, and a producer, and a record company that lets me do what I want ... that's all I really need[3], and ... yeah![3], and ... 'That's all?'[3], and in THE FREE WORLD, obviously[3], and, Christ ... will it ever be free?[3], and my hair has been cut, so ...[3], and, and, and ... 'You've got the T-shirt'[3], and polo shirt[3], and it's all coming together ... yes, yes, yes, eleven songs that go together perfectly[3], and ... 'You'll be bigger than Elon after this lot'[3], and, ha, ha, ha! / and thank you, Adam, uh, I mean, Voice[3], and, listen! ... I'm not asking for the moon, you dig? / and ... I'm actually asking for the entire freakin' cosmos![3], and ... 'The cosmos loves you, Mikey!'[3], and I know, I know[3], and I am the greatest a-ROUND here or anywhere - just like a butterfly and a bee[3], and ... Are the Twenties roaring yet?[3], and ... What's the BIG QUESTION ... ?[3], and, uh, uh, uh ... Am I mentally prepared?[3], and, well ... I don't know[3], and by Kew Bridge, just like Ringo ... I often enjoy my last days of "freedom"[3], and maybe ... one last f  a  n  d  a  n  g  o?[3], and, yes ... I would like to go to St Ives again soon ... it's opening up now[3], and I can say ... my mind, man ... is better than it was[3], and ... 'And your soul?'[3], and I'll be honest, Voice, kooks ... mind, soul, heart ... it's all the same when you're as confused as I am[3], and ... ... ...[3], and the cosmos is in me - that's the main thing[3], and ... 'Yippee!'[3], and

And, yeah, yeah ...[1], and people I don't even know yet ...[1], and, yeah, yeah ...[2], and musicians, and a producer, and a record company that lets me do what I want ... that's all I really need[1], and people I don't even know yet ...[2], and ... yeah![1], and musicians, and a producer, and a record company that lets me do what I want ... that's all I really need[2], and ... 'That's all?'[1], and ... yeah![2], and in THE FREE WORLD, obviously[1], and ... 'That's all?'[2], and, Christ ... will it ever be free?[1], and in THE FREE WORLD, obviously[2], and my hair has been cut, so ...[1], and, Christ ... will it ever be free?[2], and, and, and ... 'You've got the T-shirt'[1], and my hair has been cut, so ...[2], and polo shirt[1], and, and, and ... 'You've got the T-shirt'[2], and it's all coming together ... yes, yes, yes, eleven songs that go together perfectly[1], and polo shirt[2], and ... 'You'll be bigger than Elon after this lot'[1], and it's all coming together ... yes, yes, yes, eleven songs that go together perfectly[2], and, ha, ha, ha! / and thank you, Adam, uh, I mean, Voice[1], and ... 'You'll be bigger than Elon after this lot'[2], and, listen! ... I'm not asking for the moon, you dig? / and ... I'm actually asking for the entire freakin' cosmos![1], and, ha, ha, ha! / and thank you, Adam, uh, I mean, Voice[2], and ... 'The cosmos loves you, Mikey!'[1], and, listen! ... I'm not asking for the moon, you dig? / and ... I'm actually asking for the entire freakin' cosmos![2], and I know, I know[1], and ... 'The cosmos loves you, Mikey!'[2], and I am the greatest a-ROUND here or anywhere - just like a butterfly and a bee[1], and I know, I know[2], and ... Are the Twenties roaring yet?[1], and I am the greatest a-ROUND here or anywhere - just like a butterfly and a bee[2], and ... What's the BIG QUESTION ... ?[1], and ... Are the Twenties roaring yet?[2], and, uh, uh, uh ... Am I mentally prepared?[1], and ... What's the BIG QUESTION ... ?[2], and, well ... I don't know[1], and, uh, uh, uh ... Am I mentally prepared?[2], and by Kew Bridge, just like Ringo ... I often enjoy my last days of "freedom"[1], and, well ... I don't know[2], and maybe ... one last fandango?[1], and by Kew Bridge, just like Ringo ... I often enjoy my last days of "freedom"[2], and, yes ... I would like to go to St Ives again soon ... it's opening up now[1], and maybe ... one last fand ango?[2], and I can say ... my mind, man ... is better than it was[1], and, yes ... I would like to go to St Ives again soon ... it's opening up now[2], and ... 'And your soul?'[1], and I can say ... my mind, man ... is better than it was[2], and I'll be honest, Voice, kooks ... mind, soul, heart ... it's all the same when you're as confused as I am[1], and ... 'And your soul?'[2], and ... ... ...[1], and I'll be honest, Voice, kooks ... mind, soul, heart ... it's all the same when you're as confused as I am[2], and the cosmos is in me - that's the main thing[1], and ... ... ...[2], and ... 'Yippee!'[1], and the cosmos is in me - that's the main thing[2], and, yeah, yeah ...[3], and ... 'Yippee!'[2], and people I don't even know yet ...[3], and musicians, and a producer, and a record company that lets me do what I want ... that's all I really need[3], and ... yeah![3], and ... 'That's all?'[3], and in THE FREE WORLD, obviously[3], and, Christ ... will it ever be free?[3], and my hair has been cut, so ...[3], and, and, and ... 'You've got the T-shirt'[3], and polo shirt[3], and it's all coming together ... yes, yes, yes, eleven songs that go together perfectly[3], and ... 'You'll be bigger than Elon after this lot'[3], and, ha, ha, ha! / and thank you, Adam, uh, I mean, Voice[3], and, listen! ... I'm not asking for the moon, you dig? / and ... I'm actually asking for the entire freakin' cosmos![3], and ... 'The cosmos loves you, Mikey!'[3], and I know, I know[3], and I am the greatest a-ROUND here or anywhere - just like a butterfly and a bee[3], and ... Are the Twenties roaring yet?[3], and ... What's the BIG QUESTION ... ?[3], and, uh, uh, uh ... Am I mentally prepared?[3], and, well ... I don't know[3], and by Kew Bridge, just like Ringo ... I often enjoy my last days of "freedom"[3], and maybe ... one last f  a  n  d  a  n  g  o?[3], and, yes ... I would like to go to St Ives again soon ... it's opening up now[3], and I can say ... my mind, man ... is better than it was[3], and ... 'And your soul?'[3], and I'll be honest, Voice, kooks ... mind, soul, heart ... it's all the same when you're as confused as I am[3], and ... ... ...[3], and the cosmos is in me - that's the main thing[3], and ... 'Yippee!'[3], and