Wednesday, 3 February 2016

[No. 387] State Street's GX Private Equity Index drops in third quarter of 2015 for the first time in three years!

Yes, it's the Wednesday afternoon/evening PR email, back by popular demand. And in conceptual form! Wow! Eh?

And this makes a nice change for the PR freaks ...[1], and we're talking about an overall return of -1.37 percent for Q3 2015, so ... oh, I wouldn't worry about it[1], and this makes a nice change for the PR freaks ...[2], and some people worry about all kinds of stupid shit, man ...[1], and we're talking about an overall return of -1.37 percent for Q3 2015, so ... oh, I wouldn't worry about it[2], and all I can say is: The sun is shining, a little bit / It is winter, you know ... or have you forgotten?[1], and some people worry about all kinds of stupid shit, man ...[2], and ... JESUS!!![1], and all I can say is: The sun is shining, a little bit / It is winter, you know ... or have you forgotten?[2], and the third quarter marks an abrupt end to an uninterrupted, twelve-quarter streak of positive returns, well ...[1], and ... JESUS!!![2], and the ... MARY CHAIN!!![1], and the third quarter marks an abrupt end to an uninterrupted, twelve-quarter streak of positive returns, well ...[2], and I know ... a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, so DIZZY(!) ... you don't really care, my little kooks, ha![1], and the ... MARY CHAIN!!![2], and it's no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause[1], and I know ... a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, so DIZZY(!) ... you don't really care, my little kooks, ha![2], and I'll never be surprised ...[1], and it's no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause[2], and quite a few institutional investors globally expect their allocations to private equity to increase over the next five years, so cheer up![1], and I'll never be surprised ...[2], and here she comes, and here she comes, and here she comes ... I can see her coming a lifetime off[1], and quite a few institutional investors globally expect their allocations to private equity to increase over the next five years, so cheer up![2], and State Street is one of the world's leading providers of financial services to institutional investors ...[1], and here she comes, and here she comes, and here she comes ... I can see her coming a lifetime off[2], and oh, oh, oh ... what can you say? / The THREE is somewhere that way ...[1], and State Street is one of the world's leading providers of financial services to institutional investors ...[2], and ... OH YEAH!!! / It's her way of praying![1], and oh, oh, oh ... what can you say? / The THREE is somewhere that way ...[2], and this makes a nice change for the PR freaks ...[3], and ... OH YEAH!!! / It's her way of praying![2], and we're talking about an overall return of -1.37 percent for Q3 2015, so ... oh, I wouldn't worry about it[3], and some people worry about all kinds of stupid shit, man ...[3], and all I can say is: The sun is shining, a little bit / It is winter, you know ... or have you forgotten?[3], and ... JESUS!!![3], and the third quarter marks an abrupt end to an uninterrupted, twelve-quarter streak of positive returns, well ...[3], and the ... MARY CHAIN!!![3], and I know ... a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, so DIZZY(!) ... you don't really care, my little kooks, ha![3], and it's no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause[3], and I'll never be surprised ...[3], and quite a few institutional investors globally expect their allocations to private equity to increase over the next five years, so cheer up![3], and here she comes, and here she comes, and here she comes ... I can see her coming a lifetime off[3], and State Street is one of the world's leading providers of financial services to institutional investors ...[3], and oh, oh, oh ... what can you say? / The THREE is somewhere that way ...[3], and ... OH YEAH!!! / It's her way of praying![3], and

And this makes a nice change for the PR freaks ...[1], and we're talking about an overall return of -1.37 percent for Q3 2015, so ... oh, I wouldn't worry about it[1], and this makes a nice change for the PR freaks ...[2], and some people worry about all kinds of stupid shit, man ...[1], and we're talking about an overall return of -1.37 percent for Q3 2015, so ... oh, I wouldn't worry about it[2], and all I can say is: The sun is shining, a little bit / It is winter, you know ... or have you forgotten?[1], and some people worry about all kinds of stupid shit, man ...[2], and ... JESUS!!![1], and all I can say is: The sun is shining, a little bit / It is winter, you know ... or have you forgotten?[2], and the third quarter marks an abrupt end to an uninterrupted, twelve-quarter streak of positive returns, well ...[1], and ... JESUS!!![2], and the ... MARY CHAIN!!![1], and the third quarter marks an abrupt end to an uninterrupted, twelve-quarter streak of positive returns, well ...[2], and I know ... a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, so DIZZY(!) ... you don't really care, my little kooks, ha![1], and the ... MARY CHAIN!!![2], and it's no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause[1], and I know ... a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, so DIZZY(!) ... you don't really care, my little kooks, ha![2], and I'll never be surprised ...[1], and it's no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause[2], and quite a few institutional investors globally expect their allocations to private equity to increase over the next five years, so cheer up![1], and I'll never be surprised ...[2], and here she comes, and here she comes, and here she comes ... I can see her coming a lifetime off[1], and quite a few institutional investors globally expect their allocations to private equity to increase over the next five years, so cheer up![2], and State Street is one of the world's leading providers of financial services to institutional investors ...[1], and here she comes, and here she comes, and here she comes ... I can see her coming a lifetime off[2], and oh, oh, oh ... what can you say? / The THREE is somewhere that way ...[1], and State Street is one of the world's leading providers of financial services to institutional investors ...[2], and ... OH YEAH!!! / It's her way of praying![1], and oh, oh, oh ... what can you say? / The THREE is somewhere that way ...[2], and this makes a nice change for the PR freaks ...[3], and ... OH YEAH!!! / It's her way of praying![2], and we're talking about an overall return of -1.37 percent for Q3 2015, so ... oh, I wouldn't worry about it[3], and some people worry about all kinds of stupid shit, man ...[3], and all I can say is: The sun is shining, a little bit / It is winter, you know ... or have you forgotten?[3], and ... JESUS!!![3], and the third quarter marks an abrupt end to an uninterrupted, twelve-quarter streak of positive returns, well ...[3], and the ... MARY CHAIN!!![3], and I know ... a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, so DIZZY(!) ... you don't really care, my little kooks, ha![3], and it's no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause[3], and I'll never be surprised ...[3], and quite a few institutional investors globally expect their allocations to private equity to increase over the next five years, so cheer up![3], and here she comes, and here she comes, and here she comes ... I can see her coming a lifetime off[3], and State Street is one of the world's leading providers of financial services to institutional investors ...[3], and oh, oh, oh ... what can you say? / The THREE is somewhere that way ...[3], and ... OH YEAH!!! / It's her way of praying![3], and

And this makes a nice change for the PR freaks ...[1], and we're talking about an overall return of -1.37 percent for Q3 2015, so ... oh, I wouldn't worry about it[1], and this makes a nice change for the PR freaks ...[2], and some people worry about all kinds of stupid shit, man ...[1], and we're talking about an overall return of -1.37 percent for Q3 2015, so ... oh, I wouldn't worry about it[2], and all I can say is: The sun is shining, a little bit / It is winter, you know ... or have you forgotten?[1], and some people worry about all kinds of stupid shit, man ...[2], and ... JESUS!!![1], and all I can say is: The sun is shining, a little bit / It is winter, you know ... or have you forgotten?[2], and the third quarter marks an abrupt end to an uninterrupted, twelve-quarter streak of positive returns, well ...[1], and ... JESUS!!![2], and the ... MARY CHAIN!!![1], and the third quarter marks an abrupt end to an uninterrupted, twelve-quarter streak of positive returns, well ...[2], and I know ... a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, so DIZZY(!) ... you don't really care, my little kooks, ha![1], and the ... MARY CHAIN!!![2], and it's no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause[1], and I know ... a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, so DIZZY(!) ... you don't really care, my little kooks, ha![2], and I'll never be surprised ...[1], and it's no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause[2], and quite a few institutional investors globally expect their allocations to private equity to increase over the next five years, so cheer up![1], and I'll never be surprised ...[2], and here she comes, and here she comes, and here she comes ... I can see her coming a lifetime off[1], and quite a few institutional investors globally expect their allocations to private equity to increase over the next five years, so cheer up![2], and State Street is one of the world's leading providers of financial services to institutional investors ...[1], and here she comes, and here she comes, and here she comes ... I can see her coming a lifetime off[2], and oh, oh, oh ... what can you say? / The THREE is somewhere that way ...[1], and State Street is one of the world's leading providers of financial services to institutional investors ...[2], and ... OH YEAH!!! / It's her way of praying![1], and oh, oh, oh ... what can you say? / The THREE is somewhere that way ...[2], and this makes a nice change for the PR freaks ...[3], and ... OH YEAH!!! / It's her way of praying![2], and we're talking about an overall return of -1.37 percent for Q3 2015, so ... oh, I wouldn't worry about it[3], and some people worry about all kinds of stupid shit, man ...[3], and all I can say is: The sun is shining, a little bit / It is winter, you know ... or have you forgotten?[3], and ... JESUS!!![3], and the third quarter marks an abrupt end to an uninterrupted, twelve-quarter streak of positive returns, well ...[3], and the ... MARY CHAIN!!![3], and I know ... a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, so DIZZY(!) ... you don't really care, my little kooks, ha![3], and it's no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause no surprise that the private equity market is taking a pause[3], and I'll never be surprised ...[3], and quite a few institutional investors globally expect their allocations to private equity to increase over the next five years, so cheer up![3], and here she comes, and here she comes, and here she comes ... I can see her coming a lifetime off[3], and State Street is one of the world's leading providers of financial services to institutional investors ...[3], and oh, oh, oh ... what can you say? / The THREE is somewhere that way ...[3], and ... OH YEAH!!! / It's her way of praying![3], and