Tuesday 23 August 2022

[No. 1,025] I don't even know what number this is

'No. 1,025, silly!'

And, well ...[1], and here it begins, again[1], and, well ...[2], and, uh ... you know?[1], and here it begins, again[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and where am I? ... and more to the point ... Who am I?[1], and, uh ... you know?[2], and my brain is a mess[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and where am I? ... and more to the point ... Who am I?[2], and, yeah, yeah[1], and my brain is a mess[2], and my eyes are useless ... I don't even know what I'm looking at any more ... words, words, words???[1], and, yeah, yeah[2], and you, you, you??? ... know nothing ... I salute you![1], and my eyes are useless ... I don't even know what I'm looking at any more ... words, words, words???[2], and here I am[1], and you, you, you??? ... know nothing ... I salute you![2], and, come on, come on - !!![1], and here I am[2], and a-ROUND here ... it's fun as usual[1], and, come on, come on - !!![2], and, uh ... hello[1], and a-ROUND here ... it's fun as usual[2], and, yes - you, you, YOU(!) - !!![1], and, uh ... hello[2], and someone give me a tune! ... and, oh ... a lovely melody to soothe my wretched soul, babe[1], and, yes - you, you, YOU(!) - !!![2], and ... what's the time? Uh ... is it time for lager?[1], and someone give me a tune! ... and, oh ... a lovely melody to soothe my wretched soul, babe[2], and I'm hungry thirsty ...[1], and ... what's the time? Uh ... is it time for lager?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I'll smash you over the head with a baton![1], and I'm hungry thirsty ...[2], and with or without the margarine[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I'll smash you over the head with a baton![2], and I'm in an absurd mood ... oh, you've noticed?[1], and with or without the margarine[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and I'm in an absurd mood ... oh, you've noticed?[2], and help yourself to a Jammie Dodger, cretin! ... you deserve it ... being so clever and all[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and the chips are mine, I'm afraid ... all mine![1], and help yourself to a Jammie Dodger, cretin! ... you deserve it ... being so clever and all[2], and, so ...[1], and the chips are mine, I'm afraid ... all mine![2], and, come on ... it's just words, words, words ... ain't it?[1], and, so ...[2], and nothing changes ...[1], and, come on ... it's just words, words, words ... ain't it?[2], and I don't want no horrible words bringing me down, man![1], and not hing chan ges ...[2], and I want ... FREEDOM - !!![1], and I don't want no horrible words bringing me down, man![2], and I know you want words because ... you're one of them ... yeah, you belong to the world ... but I don't![1], and I want ... FREEDOM - !!![2], and if you push me too far ...[1], and I know you want words because ... you're one of them ... yeah, you belong to the world ... but I don't![2], and, listen! ... I am prepared to roll, and roll, and roll ... on the floor ... and scream - with foam![1], and if you push me too far ...[2], and I, I ... I am prepared to make animal noises!!![1], and, listen! ... I am prepared to roll, and roll, and roll ... on the floor ... and scream - with foam![2], and so don't come here with your highfalutin ways ... absolutely no one is impressed[1], and I, I ... I am prepared to make animal noises!!![2], and the dizzy life is wasted on your sort[1], and so don't come here with your highfalutin ways ... absolutely no one is impressed[2], and ... 'Who ...who are you talking to, Mikey, FFS?!'[1], and the dizzy life is wasted on your sort[2], and to them, Voice! ... those humans![1], and ... 'Who ...who are you talking to, Mikey, FFS?!'[2], and I'm tired[1], and to them, Voice! ... those humans![2], and where are the dolphins to carry me away? I can't take much more ...[1], and I'm tired[2], and ENDS[1], and where are the dolphins to carry me away? I can't take much more ...[2], and, well ...[3], and ENDS[2], and here it begins, again[3], and, uh ... you know?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and where am I? ... and more to the point ... Who am I?[3], and my brain is a mess[3], and, yeah, yeah[3], and my eyes are useless ... I don't even know what I'm looking at any more ... words, words, words???[3], and you, you, you??? ... know nothing ... I salute you![3], and here I am[3], and, come on, come on - !!![3], and a-ROUND here ... it's fun as usual[3], and, uh ... hello[3], and, yes - you, you, YOU(!) - !!![3], and someone give me a tune! ... and, oh ... a lovely melody to soothe my wretched soul, babe[3], and ... what's the time? Uh ... is it time for lager?[3], and I'm hungry thirsty ...[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I'll smash you over the head with a baton![3], and with or without the margarine[3], and I'm in an absurd mood ... oh, you've noticed?[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and help yourself to a Jammie Dodger, cretin! ... you deserve it ... being so clever and all[3], and the chips are mine, I'm afraid ... all mine![3], and, so ...[3], and, come on ... it's just words, words, words ... ain't it?[3], and n  o  t  h  i  n  g c  h  a  n  g  e  s ...[3], and I don't want no horrible words bringing me down, man![3], and I want ... FREEDOM - !!![3], and I know you want words because ... you're one of them ... yeah, you belong to the world ... but I don't![3], and if you push me too far ...[3], and, listen! ... I am prepared to roll, and roll, and roll ... on the floor ... and scream - with foam![3], and I, I ... I am prepared to make animal noises!!![3], and so don't come here with your highfalutin ways ... absolutely no one is impressed[3], and the dizzy life is wasted on your sort[3], and ... 'Who ...who are you talking to, Mikey, FFS?!'[3], and to them, Voice! ... those humans![3], and I'm tired[3], and where are the dolphins to carry me away? I can't take much more ...[3], and ENDS[3], and

And, well ...[1], and here it begins, again[1], and, well ...[2], and, uh ... you know?[1], and here it begins, again[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and where am I? ... and more to the point ... Who am I?[1], and, uh ... you know?[2], and my brain is a mess[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and where am I? ... and more to the point ... Who am I?[2], and, yeah, yeah[1], and my brain is a mess[2], and my eyes are useless ... I don't even know what I'm looking at any more ... words, words, words???[1], and, yeah, yeah[2], and you, you, you??? ... know nothing ... I salute you![1], and my eyes are useless ... I don't even know what I'm looking at any more ... words, words, words???[2], and here I am[1], and you, you, you??? ... know nothing ... I salute you![2], and, come on, come on - !!![1], and here I am[2], and a-ROUND here ... it's fun as usual[1], and, come on, come on - !!![2], and, uh ... hello[1], and a-ROUND here ... it's fun as usual[2], and, yes - you, you, YOU(!) - !!![1], and, uh ... hello[2], and someone give me a tune! ... and, oh ... a lovely melody to soothe my wretched soul, babe[1], and, yes - you, you, YOU(!) - !!![2], and ... what's the time? Uh ... is it time for lager?[1], and someone give me a tune! ... and, oh ... a lovely melody to soothe my wretched soul, babe[2], and I'm hungry thirsty ...[1], and ... what's the time? Uh ... is it time for lager?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I'll smash you over the head with a baton![1], and I'm hungry thirsty ...[2], and with or without the margarine[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I'll smash you over the head with a baton![2], and I'm in an absurd mood ... oh, you've noticed?[1], and with or without the margarine[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and I'm in an absurd mood ... oh, you've noticed?[2], and help yourself to a Jammie Dodger, cretin! ... you deserve it ... being so clever and all[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and the chips are mine, I'm afraid ... all mine![1], and help yourself to a Jammie Dodger, cretin! ... you deserve it ... being so clever and all[2], and, so ...[1], and the chips are mine, I'm afraid ... all mine![2], and, come on ... it's just words, words, words ... ain't it?[1], and, so ...[2], and nothing changes ...[1], and, come on ... it's just words, words, words ... ain't it?[2], and I don't want no horrible words bringing me down, man![1], and not hing chan ges ...[2], and I want ... FREEDOM - !!![1], and I don't want no horrible words bringing me down, man![2], and I know you want words because ... you're one of them ... yeah, you belong to the world ... but I don't![1], and I want ... FREEDOM - !!![2], and if you push me too far ...[1], and I know you want words because ... you're one of them ... yeah, you belong to the world ... but I don't![2], and, listen! ... I am prepared to roll, and roll, and roll ... on the floor ... and scream - with foam![1], and if you push me too far ...[2], and I, I ... I am prepared to make animal noises!!![1], and, listen! ... I am prepared to roll, and roll, and roll ... on the floor ... and scream - with foam![2], and so don't come here with your highfalutin ways ... absolutely no one is impressed[1], and I, I ... I am prepared to make animal noises!!![2], and the dizzy life is wasted on your sort[1], and so don't come here with your highfalutin ways ... absolutely no one is impressed[2], and ... 'Who ...who are you talking to, Mikey, FFS?!'[1], and the dizzy life is wasted on your sort[2], and to them, Voice! ... those humans![1], and ... 'Who ...who are you talking to, Mikey, FFS?!'[2], and I'm tired[1], and to them, Voice! ... those humans![2], and where are the dolphins to carry me away? I can't take much more ...[1], and I'm tired[2], and ENDS[1], and where are the dolphins to carry me away? I can't take much more ...[2], and, well ...[3], and ENDS[2], and here it begins, again[3], and, uh ... you know?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and where am I? ... and more to the point ... Who am I?[3], and my brain is a mess[3], and, yeah, yeah[3], and my eyes are useless ... I don't even know what I'm looking at any more ... words, words, words???[3], and you, you, you??? ... know nothing ... I salute you![3], and here I am[3], and, come on, come on - !!![3], and a-ROUND here ... it's fun as usual[3], and, uh ... hello[3], and, yes - you, you, YOU(!) - !!![3], and someone give me a tune! ... and, oh ... a lovely melody to soothe my wretched soul, babe[3], and ... what's the time? Uh ... is it time for lager?[3], and I'm hungry thirsty ...[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I'll smash you over the head with a baton![3], and with or without the margarine[3], and I'm in an absurd mood ... oh, you've noticed?[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and help yourself to a Jammie Dodger, cretin! ... you deserve it ... being so clever and all[3], and the chips are mine, I'm afraid ... all mine![3], and, so ...[3], and, come on ... it's just words, words, words ... ain't it?[3], and n  o  t  h  i  n  g c  h  a  n  g  e  s ...[3], and I don't want no horrible words bringing me down, man![3], and I want ... FREEDOM - !!![3], and I know you want words because ... you're one of them ... yeah, you belong to the world ... but I don't![3], and if you push me too far ...[3], and, listen! ... I am prepared to roll, and roll, and roll ... on the floor ... and scream - with foam![3], and I, I ... I am prepared to make animal noises!!![3], and so don't come here with your highfalutin ways ... absolutely no one is impressed[3], and the dizzy life is wasted on your sort[3], and ... 'Who ...who are you talking to, Mikey, FFS?!'[3], and to them, Voice! ... those humans![3], and I'm tired[3], and where are the dolphins to carry me away? I can't take much more ...[3], and ENDS[3], and

And, well ...[1], and here it begins, again[1], and, well ...[2], and, uh ... you know?[1], and here it begins, again[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and where am I? ... and more to the point ... Who am I?[1], and, uh ... you know?[2], and my brain is a mess[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and where am I? ... and more to the point ... Who am I?[2], and, yeah, yeah[1], and my brain is a mess[2], and my eyes are useless ... I don't even know what I'm looking at any more ... words, words, words???[1], and, yeah, yeah[2], and you, you, you??? ... know nothing ... I salute you![1], and my eyes are useless ... I don't even know what I'm looking at any more ... words, words, words???[2], and here I am[1], and you, you, you??? ... know nothing ... I salute you![2], and, come on, come on - !!![1], and here I am[2], and a-ROUND here ... it's fun as usual[1], and, come on, come on - !!![2], and, uh ... hello[1], and a-ROUND here ... it's fun as usual[2], and, yes - you, you, YOU(!) - !!![1], and, uh ... hello[2], and someone give me a tune! ... and, oh ... a lovely melody to soothe my wretched soul, babe[1], and, yes - you, you, YOU(!) - !!![2], and ... what's the time? Uh ... is it time for lager?[1], and someone give me a tune! ... and, oh ... a lovely melody to soothe my wretched soul, babe[2], and I'm hungry thirsty ...[1], and ... what's the time? Uh ... is it time for lager?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I'll smash you over the head with a baton![1], and I'm hungry thirsty ...[2], and with or without the margarine[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I'll smash you over the head with a baton![2], and I'm in an absurd mood ... oh, you've noticed?[1], and with or without the margarine[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and I'm in an absurd mood ... oh, you've noticed?[2], and help yourself to a Jammie Dodger, cretin! ... you deserve it ... being so clever and all[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and the chips are mine, I'm afraid ... all mine![1], and help yourself to a Jammie Dodger, cretin! ... you deserve it ... being so clever and all[2], and, so ...[1], and the chips are mine, I'm afraid ... all mine![2], and, come on ... it's just words, words, words ... ain't it?[1], and, so ...[2], and nothing changes ...[1], and, come on ... it's just words, words, words ... ain't it?[2], and I don't want no horrible words bringing me down, man![1], and not hing chan ges ...[2], and I want ... FREEDOM - !!![1], and I don't want no horrible words bringing me down, man![2], and I know you want words because ... you're one of them ... yeah, you belong to the world ... but I don't![1], and I want ... FREEDOM - !!![2], and if you push me too far ...[1], and I know you want words because ... you're one of them ... yeah, you belong to the world ... but I don't![2], and, listen! ... I am prepared to roll, and roll, and roll ... on the floor ... and scream - with foam![1], and if you push me too far ...[2], and I, I ... I am prepared to make animal noises!!![1], and, listen! ... I am prepared to roll, and roll, and roll ... on the floor ... and scream - with foam![2], and so don't come here with your highfalutin ways ... absolutely no one is impressed[1], and I, I ... I am prepared to make animal noises!!![2], and the dizzy life is wasted on your sort[1], and so don't come here with your highfalutin ways ... absolutely no one is impressed[2], and ... 'Who ...who are you talking to, Mikey, FFS?!'[1], and the dizzy life is wasted on your sort[2], and to them, Voice! ... those humans![1], and ... 'Who ...who are you talking to, Mikey, FFS?!'[2], and I'm tired[1], and to them, Voice! ... those humans![2], and where are the dolphins to carry me away? I can't take much more ...[1], and I'm tired[2], and ENDS[1], and where are the dolphins to carry me away? I can't take much more ...[2], and, well ...[3], and ENDS[2], and here it begins, again[3], and, uh ... you know?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and where am I? ... and more to the point ... Who am I?[3], and my brain is a mess[3], and, yeah, yeah[3], and my eyes are useless ... I don't even know what I'm looking at any more ... words, words, words???[3], and you, you, you??? ... know nothing ... I salute you![3], and here I am[3], and, come on, come on - !!![3], and a-ROUND here ... it's fun as usual[3], and, uh ... hello[3], and, yes - you, you, YOU(!) - !!![3], and someone give me a tune! ... and, oh ... a lovely melody to soothe my wretched soul, babe[3], and ... what's the time? Uh ... is it time for lager?[3], and I'm hungry thirsty ...[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I'll smash you over the head with a baton![3], and with or without the margarine[3], and I'm in an absurd mood ... oh, you've noticed?[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and help yourself to a Jammie Dodger, cretin! ... you deserve it ... being so clever and all[3], and the chips are mine, I'm afraid ... all mine![3], and, so ...[3], and, come on ... it's just words, words, words ... ain't it?[3], and n  o  t  h  i  n  g c  h  a  n  g  e  s ...[3], and I don't want no horrible words bringing me down, man![3], and I want ... FREEDOM - !!![3], and I know you want words because ... you're one of them ... yeah, you belong to the world ... but I don't![3], and if you push me too far ...[3], and, listen! ... I am prepared to roll, and roll, and roll ... on the floor ... and scream - with foam![3], and I, I ... I am prepared to make animal noises!!![3], and so don't come here with your highfalutin ways ... absolutely no one is impressed[3], and the dizzy life is wasted on your sort[3], and ... 'Who ...who are you talking to, Mikey, FFS?!'[3], and to them, Voice! ... those humans![3], and I'm tired[3], and where are the dolphins to carry me away? I can't take much more ...[3], and ENDS[3], and