Wednesday 31 August 2022

[No. 1,028] The cosmos is hiring

Will it be YOU(!) next?

And, er ...[1], and it's funny, really[1], and, er ...[2], and, I suppose, well ... I mean ...[1], and it's funny, really[2], and people laugh when I tell them ...[1], and, I suppose, well ... I mean ...[2], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[1], and people laugh when I tell them ...[2], and ... ... ... did you hear that?[1], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[2], and, listen to me ...[1], and ... ... ... did you hear that?[2], and the cosmos is always taking on more souls ...[1], and, listen to me ...[2], and do you, you, YOU(!) have what it takes?[1], and the cosmos is always taking on more souls ...[2], and we're looking for "people" who hate the world ... uh, have no time for dull reality, like[1], and do you, you, YOU(!) have what it takes?[2], and does that ... sound like you???[1], and we're looking for "people" who hate the world ... uh, have no time for dull reality, like[2], and ... come on![1], and does that ... sound like you???[2], and you don't need to be a spiritual aristocrat - yet, BUT(!) ... you definitely need to be a kook, you dig?[1], and ... come on![2], and how "odd" are you? ... just asking[1], and you don't need to be a spiritual aristocrat - yet, BUT(!) ... you definitely need to be a k ook, you dig?[2], and, me?[1], and how "odd" are you? ... just asking[2], and I'm an agent of the cosmos, yes[1], and, me?[2], and so gone![1], and I'm an agent of the cosmos, yes[2], and how many times have you lived and died now? / and aren't you tired of the whole comedy?[1], and so gone![2], and ... 'Tragedy!'[1], and how many times have you lived and died now? / and aren't you tired of the whole comedy?[2], and ... COME TO US - !!![1], and ... 'Tragedy!'[2], and the hours are hard - eternity![1], and ... COME TO US - !!![2], and, but, but, but ... we're offering a good package ... you'll get dreams, blackouts, and visions[1], and the hours are hard - eternity![2], and ... 'And luncheon vouchers!!!'[1], and, but, but, but ... we're offering a good package ... you'll get dreams, blackouts, and visions[2], and, shut up, idiot! ... ignore the Voice ... he's a joker[1], and ... 'And luncheon vouchers!!!'[2], and ... 'Cosmic joker!'[1], and, shut up, idiot! ... ignore the Voice ... he's a joker[2], and, uh ...[1], and ... 'Cosmic joker!'[2], and here we are![1], and, uh ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and being dizzy ain't even half of it[1], and here we are![2], and you won't be lonely[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and being dizzy ain't even half of it[2], and ... 'Or sad'[1], and you won't be lonely[2], and maybe we'll get a dolphin to keep an eye on you ... or a swan[1], and ... 'Or sad'[2], and ... 'Great!'[1], and maybe we'll get a dolphin to keep an eye on you ... or a swan[2], and maybe you'll swim in astral seas ... or float on astral lakes ... / ... and anything is possible - as you know[1], and ... 'Great!'[2], and we can do magic[1], and maybe you'll swim in astral seas ... or float on astral lakes ... / ... and anything is possible - as you know[2], and I'm always here, man ... just connect your mind to my mind if you've got something in your soul[1], and we can do magic[2], and it's a lovely lifestyle![1], and I'm always here, man ... just connect your mind to my mind if you've got something in your soul[2], and, er ...[3], and it's a lovely lifestyle![2], and it's funny, really[3], and, I suppose, well ... I mean ...[3], and people laugh when I tell them ...[3], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[3], and ... ... ... did you hear that?[3], and, listen to me ...[3], and the cosmos is always taking on more souls ...[3], and do you, you, YOU(!) have what it takes?[3], and we're looking for "people" who hate the world ... uh, have no time for dull reality, like[3], and does that ... sound like you???[3], and ... come on![3], and you don't need to be a spiritual aristocrat - yet, BUT(!) ... you definitely need to be a k  o  o  k, you dig?[3], and how "odd" are you? ... just asking[3], and, me?[3], and I'm an agent of the cosmos, yes[3], and so gone![3], and how many times have you lived and died now? / and aren't you tired of the whole comedy?[3], and ... 'Tragedy!'[3], and ... COME TO US - !!![3], and the hours are hard - eternity![3], and, but, but, but ... we're offering a good package ... you'll get dreams, blackouts, and visions[3], and ... 'And luncheon vouchers!!!'[3], and, shut up, idiot! ... ignore the Voice ... he's a joker[3], and ... 'Cosmic joker!'[3], and, uh ...[3], and here we are![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and being dizzy ain't even half of it[3], and you won't be lonely[3], and ... 'Or sad'[3], and maybe we'll get a dolphin to keep an eye on you ... or a swan[3], and ... 'Great!'[3], and maybe you'll swim in astral seas ... or float on astral lakes ... / ... and anything is possible - as you know[3], and we can do magic[3], and I'm always here, man ... just connect your mind to my mind if you've got something in your soul[3], and it's a lovely lifestyle![3], and

And, er ...[1], and it's funny, really[1], and, er ...[2], and, I suppose, well ... I mean ...[1], and it's funny, really[2], and people laugh when I tell them ...[1], and, I suppose, well ... I mean ...[2], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[1], and people laugh when I tell them ...[2], and ... ... ... did you hear that?[1], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[2], and, listen to me ...[1], and ... ... ... did you hear that?[2], and the cosmos is always taking on more souls ...[1], and, listen to me ...[2], and do you, you, YOU(!) have what it takes?[1], and the cosmos is always taking on more souls ...[2], and we're looking for "people" who hate the world ... uh, have no time for dull reality, like[1], and do you, you, YOU(!) have what it takes?[2], and does that ... sound like you???[1], and we're looking for "people" who hate the world ... uh, have no time for dull reality, like[2], and ... come on![1], and does that ... sound like you???[2], and you don't need to be a spiritual aristocrat - yet, BUT(!) ... you definitely need to be a kook, you dig?[1], and ... come on![2], and how "odd" are you? ... just asking[1], and you don't need to be a spiritual aristocrat - yet, BUT(!) ... you definitely need to be a k ook, you dig?[2], and, me?[1], and how "odd" are you? ... just asking[2], and I'm an agent of the cosmos, yes[1], and, me?[2], and so gone![1], and I'm an agent of the cosmos, yes[2], and how many times have you lived and died now? / and aren't you tired of the whole comedy?[1], and so gone![2], and ... 'Tragedy!'[1], and how many times have you lived and died now? / and aren't you tired of the whole comedy?[2], and ... COME TO US - !!![1], and ... 'Tragedy!'[2], and the hours are hard - eternity![1], and ... COME TO US - !!![2], and, but, but, but ... we're offering a good package ... you'll get dreams, blackouts, and visions[1], and the hours are hard - eternity![2], and ... 'And luncheon vouchers!!!'[1], and, but, but, but ... we're offering a good package ... you'll get dreams, blackouts, and visions[2], and, shut up, idiot! ... ignore the Voice ... he's a joker[1], and ... 'And luncheon vouchers!!!'[2], and ... 'Cosmic joker!'[1], and, shut up, idiot! ... ignore the Voice ... he's a joker[2], and, uh ...[1], and ... 'Cosmic joker!'[2], and here we are![1], and, uh ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and being dizzy ain't even half of it[1], and here we are![2], and you won't be lonely[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and being dizzy ain't even half of it[2], and ... 'Or sad'[1], and you won't be lonely[2], and maybe we'll get a dolphin to keep an eye on you ... or a swan[1], and ... 'Or sad'[2], and ... 'Great!'[1], and maybe we'll get a dolphin to keep an eye on you ... or a swan[2], and maybe you'll swim in astral seas ... or float on astral lakes ... / ... and anything is possible - as you know[1], and ... 'Great!'[2], and we can do magic[1], and maybe you'll swim in astral seas ... or float on astral lakes ... / ... and anything is possible - as you know[2], and I'm always here, man ... just connect your mind to my mind if you've got something in your soul[1], and we can do magic[2], and it's a lovely lifestyle![1], and I'm always here, man ... just connect your mind to my mind if you've got something in your soul[2], and, er ...[3], and it's a lovely lifestyle![2], and it's funny, really[3], and, I suppose, well ... I mean ...[3], and people laugh when I tell them ...[3], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[3], and ... ... ... did you hear that?[3], and, listen to me ...[3], and the cosmos is always taking on more souls ...[3], and do you, you, YOU(!) have what it takes?[3], and we're looking for "people" who hate the world ... uh, have no time for dull reality, like[3], and does that ... sound like you???[3], and ... come on![3], and you don't need to be a spiritual aristocrat - yet, BUT(!) ... you definitely need to be a k  o  o  k, you dig?[3], and how "odd" are you? ... just asking[3], and, me?[3], and I'm an agent of the cosmos, yes[3], and so gone![3], and how many times have you lived and died now? / and aren't you tired of the whole comedy?[3], and ... 'Tragedy!'[3], and ... COME TO US - !!![3], and the hours are hard - eternity![3], and, but, but, but ... we're offering a good package ... you'll get dreams, blackouts, and visions[3], and ... 'And luncheon vouchers!!!'[3], and, shut up, idiot! ... ignore the Voice ... he's a joker[3], and ... 'Cosmic joker!'[3], and, uh ...[3], and here we are![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and being dizzy ain't even half of it[3], and you won't be lonely[3], and ... 'Or sad'[3], and maybe we'll get a dolphin to keep an eye on you ... or a swan[3], and ... 'Great!'[3], and maybe you'll swim in astral seas ... or float on astral lakes ... / ... and anything is possible - as you know[3], and we can do magic[3], and I'm always here, man ... just connect your mind to my mind if you've got something in your soul[3], and it's a lovely lifestyle![3], and

And, er ...[1], and it's funny, really[1], and, er ...[2], and, I suppose, well ... I mean ...[1], and it's funny, really[2], and people laugh when I tell them ...[1], and, I suppose, well ... I mean ...[2], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[1], and people laugh when I tell them ...[2], and ... ... ... did you hear that?[1], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[2], and, listen to me ...[1], and ... ... ... did you hear that?[2], and the cosmos is always taking on more souls ...[1], and, listen to me ...[2], and do you, you, YOU(!) have what it takes?[1], and the cosmos is always taking on more souls ...[2], and we're looking for "people" who hate the world ... uh, have no time for dull reality, like[1], and do you, you, YOU(!) have what it takes?[2], and does that ... sound like you???[1], and we're looking for "people" who hate the world ... uh, have no time for dull reality, like[2], and ... come on![1], and does that ... sound like you???[2], and you don't need to be a spiritual aristocrat - yet, BUT(!) ... you definitely need to be a kook, you dig?[1], and ... come on![2], and how "odd" are you? ... just asking[1], and you don't need to be a spiritual aristocrat - yet, BUT(!) ... you definitely need to be a k ook, you dig?[2], and, me?[1], and how "odd" are you? ... just asking[2], and I'm an agent of the cosmos, yes[1], and, me?[2], and so gone![1], and I'm an agent of the cosmos, yes[2], and how many times have you lived and died now? / and aren't you tired of the whole comedy?[1], and so gone![2], and ... 'Tragedy!'[1], and how many times have you lived and died now? / and aren't you tired of the whole comedy?[2], and ... COME TO US - !!![1], and ... 'Tragedy!'[2], and the hours are hard - eternity![1], and ... COME TO US - !!![2], and, but, but, but ... we're offering a good package ... you'll get dreams, blackouts, and visions[1], and the hours are hard - eternity![2], and ... 'And luncheon vouchers!!!'[1], and, but, but, but ... we're offering a good package ... you'll get dreams, blackouts, and visions[2], and, shut up, idiot! ... ignore the Voice ... he's a joker[1], and ... 'And luncheon vouchers!!!'[2], and ... 'Cosmic joker!'[1], and, shut up, idiot! ... ignore the Voice ... he's a joker[2], and, uh ...[1], and ... 'Cosmic joker!'[2], and here we are![1], and, uh ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and being dizzy ain't even half of it[1], and here we are![2], and you won't be lonely[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and being dizzy ain't even half of it[2], and ... 'Or sad'[1], and you won't be lonely[2], and maybe we'll get a dolphin to keep an eye on you ... or a swan[1], and ... 'Or sad'[2], and ... 'Great!'[1], and maybe we'll get a dolphin to keep an eye on you ... or a swan[2], and maybe you'll swim in astral seas ... or float on astral lakes ... / ... and anything is possible - as you know[1], and ... 'Great!'[2], and we can do magic[1], and maybe you'll swim in astral seas ... or float on astral lakes ... / ... and anything is possible - as you know[2], and I'm always here, man ... just connect your mind to my mind if you've got something in your soul[1], and we can do magic[2], and it's a lovely lifestyle![1], and I'm always here, man ... just connect your mind to my mind if you've got something in your soul[2], and, er ...[3], and it's a lovely lifestyle![2], and it's funny, really[3], and, I suppose, well ... I mean ...[3], and people laugh when I tell them ...[3], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[3], and ... ... ... did you hear that?[3], and, listen to me ...[3], and the cosmos is always taking on more souls ...[3], and do you, you, YOU(!) have what it takes?[3], and we're looking for "people" who hate the world ... uh, have no time for dull reality, like[3], and does that ... sound like you???[3], and ... come on![3], and you don't need to be a spiritual aristocrat - yet, BUT(!) ... you definitely need to be a k  o  o  k, you dig?[3], and how "odd" are you? ... just asking[3], and, me?[3], and I'm an agent of the cosmos, yes[3], and so gone![3], and how many times have you lived and died now? / and aren't you tired of the whole comedy?[3], and ... 'Tragedy!'[3], and ... COME TO US - !!![3], and the hours are hard - eternity![3], and, but, but, but ... we're offering a good package ... you'll get dreams, blackouts, and visions[3], and ... 'And luncheon vouchers!!!'[3], and, shut up, idiot! ... ignore the Voice ... he's a joker[3], and ... 'Cosmic joker!'[3], and, uh ...[3], and here we are![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and being dizzy ain't even half of it[3], and you won't be lonely[3], and ... 'Or sad'[3], and maybe we'll get a dolphin to keep an eye on you ... or a swan[3], and ... 'Great!'[3], and maybe you'll swim in astral seas ... or float on astral lakes ... / ... and anything is possible - as you know[3], and we can do magic[3], and I'm always here, man ... just connect your mind to my mind if you've got something in your soul[3], and it's a lovely lifestyle![3], and