Thursday 5 April 2012

[No. 2] Goldman Sachs

And you believe that the Goldman Sachs Group is a leading global investment banking, securities and investment management firm, of course, indeed, uh, and you know it, and you feel it, and you are Goldman's flower[1], and I feel it, and I'm devoted, and I need it, and I want to be a part of whatever they're a part of, and I'm flying, and I'm sure it's all for the best, and I don't want to think[1], and Goldman Sachs brings people, capital and ideas together to help our clients and the communities we serve faithfully like dog souls with a passion for money[1], and Lloyd B and David V are stuck, just sticky, stuck in my head, man, and you gotta believe it to feel the jam, and they're such dear friends of mine, and round and round we go, and just so together forever, and so they love me, and I love them, and we're like brothers, really, so[1], and we provide a wide range of financial services to a substantial and diversified and wild and carefree client base that includes corporations, financial institutions, governments and high-net-worth individuals but not low-net-worth individuals because we hate them[1], and founded in 1869, the firm, the bank, the sea creature, the monster, is headquartered in New York and maintains offices in all major financial centres around the world, and they're around your heart, and around your brain, and if you have a soul, well[1], and it just so happens that I know it'll be more than three[1], and you believe that the Goldman Sachs Group is a leading global investment banking, securities and investment management firm, of course, indeed, uh, and you know it, and you feel it, and you are Goldman's flower[2], and a career at Goldman Sachs is either a marathon or a sprint, and you better believe you have a choice[1], and our goal is to maximize individual potential, or they can just die, seriously, and increase commercial effectiveness, or we will just die, honestly[1], and if you want to sprint, you damn fool, you probably can, but you won't necessarily last fifteen years at that pace, in this place, but it's up to you, it's your life, after all[1], and I know, and we stress teamwork in everything we do, and we do, it's the glue[1], and Lloyd B and David V are stuck, just sticky, stuck in my head, man, and you gotta believe it to feel the jam, and they're such dear friends of mine, and round and round we go, and just so together forever, and so they love me, and I love them, and we're like brothers, really, so[2], and our people are our greatest asset, and we say it often and with good reason, and our people are the greatest ever, and there is reason somewhere, and because we believe we'll keep going until you're so incredibly dizzy[1], and I feel it, and I'm devoted, and I need it, and I want to be a part of whatever they're a part of, and I'm flying, and I'm sure it's all for the best, and I don't want to think[2], and we'll reinforce the firm's culture, we have a lot, obviously, and expand our people's minds, they'll get bigger, ridiculously, and help them contribute positively to their greater communities, you gotta just imagine, baby[1], and at the crucifix of our efforts is a hocus-pocus focus on cultivating and sustaining a diverse work environment and workforce, and power, which is critical to meeting the unique needs of our diverse client base and the communities in which we operate with ruthless aplomb[1], and at every step of our employees' careers we invest in them, and twist them, and ensure their interests remain focused, and twisted, on the long term and closely aligned with those of our clients and shareholders, and I'm all twisted up myself, actually[1], and I know, and we stress teamwork in everything we do, and we do, it's the glue[2], and it is only with the determination and dedication and sheer insanity of our people that we can serve our clients, generate long-term value for our shareholders and contribute to the broader public God knows what[1], and there's only one thing we sell, and that's trust, and like hot cakes it's selling[1], and you believe that the Goldman Sachs Group is a leading global investment banking, securities and investment management firm, of course, indeed, uh, and you know it, and you feel it, and you are Goldman's flower[3], and you will meet some of our professionals and learn more about how they work, because they're coming to get you[1], and professionals from across the firm talk about what they do, and they don't stop, and they're proud of it, and they talk about what it's like to work at Goldman Sachs, and more, and so much more[1], and it just so happens that I know it'll be more than three[2], and given the different areas of focus of each of our businesses, and the varied goals, time horizons, passions, investing styles and risk appetites of our clients, it is not unusual for individuals to have different views on similar topics, these are human beings[1], and muppets trust us to do the right thing, and sadly when you're in investment management and you're appointed to manage muppets' money, they trust that you're going to do it in a prudent manner[1], and to minimize confusion, the view expressed in materials created and disseminated by Goldman Sachs professionals are marked to make clear their business of origin within Goldman Sachs, but this is going through the hell of Mr Fowke, right now[1], and I feel it, and I'm devoted, and I need it, and I want to be a part of whatever they're a part of, and I'm flying, and I'm sure it's all for the best, and I don't want to think[3], and get an overview of our firm, and meet our leaders, and love our leaders, and learn about our people, and fear us, and love our culture, and learn about our business standards, or else[1], and our people, they belong here, they belong to us, and our people regularly, oh, all the time, create content related to markets, securities, structured products, rates, currencies and economies around the world[1], and Goldman Sachs brings people, capital and ideas together to help our clients and the communities we serve faithfully like dog souls with a passion for money[2], and you will meet some of our professionals and learn more about how they work, because they're coming to get you[2], and professionals from across the firm talk about what they do, and they don't stop, and they're proud of it, and they talk about what it's like to work at Goldman Sachs, and more, and so much more[2], and at every step of our employees' careers we invest in them, and twist them, and ensure their interests remain focused, and twisted, on the long term and closely aligned with those of our clients and shareholders, and I'm all twisted up myself, actually[2], and at the crucifix of our efforts is a hocus-pocus focus on cultivating and sustaining a diverse work environment and workforce, and power, which is critical to meeting the unique needs of our diverse client base and the communities in which we operate with ruthless aplomb[2], and we provide a wide range of financial services to a substantial and diversified and wild and carefree client base that includes corporations, financial institutions, governments and high-net-worth individuals but not low-net-worth individuals because we hate them[2], and muppets trust us to do the right thing, and sadly when you're in investment management and you're appointed to manage muppets' money, they trust that you're going to do it in a prudent manner[2], and I know, and we stress teamwork in everything we do, and we do, it's the glue[3], and it is only with the determination and dedication and sheer insanity of our people that we can serve our clients, generate long-term value for our shareholders and contribute to the broader public God knows what[2], and founded in 1869, the firm, the bank, the sea creature, the monster, is headquartered in New York and maintains offices in all major financial centres around the world, and they're around your heart, and around your brain, and if you have a soul, well[2], and Goldman Sachs brings people, capital and ideas together to help our clients and the communities we serve faithfully like dog souls with a passion for money[3], and we'll reinforce the firm's culture, we have a lot, obviously, and expand our people's minds, they'll get bigger, ridiculously, and help them contribute positively to their greater communities, you gotta just imagine, baby[2], and you will meet some of our professionals and learn more about how they work, because they're coming to get you[3], and our people are our greatest asset, and we say it often and with good reason, and our people are the greatest ever, and there is reason somewhere, and because we believe we'll keep going until you're so incredibly dizzy[2], and to minimize confusion, the view expressed in materials created and disseminated by Goldman Sachs professionals are marked to make clear their business of origin within Goldman Sachs, but this is going through the hell of Mr Fowke, right now[2], and our goal is to maximize individual potential, or they can just die, seriously, and increase commercial effectiveness, or we will just die, honestly[2], and we provide a wide range of financial services to a substantial and diversified and wild and carefree client base that includes corporations, financial institutions, governments and high-net-worth individuals but not low-net-worth individuals because we hate them[3], and founded in 1869, the firm, the bank, the sea creature, the monster, is headquartered in New York and maintains offices in all major financial centres around the world, and they're around your heart, and around your brain, and if you have a soul, well[3], and if you want to sprint, you damn fool, you probably can, but you won't necessarily last fifteen years at that pace, in this place, but it's up to you, it's your life, after all[2], and our people, they belong here, they belong to us, and our people regularly, oh, all the time, create content related to markets, securities, structured products, rates, currencies and economies around the world[2], and muppets trust us to do the right thing, and sadly when you're in investment management and you're appointed to manage muppets' money, they trust that you're going to do it in a prudent manner[3], and we'll reinforce the firm's culture, we have a lot, obviously, and expand our people's minds, they'll get bigger, ridiculously, and help them contribute positively to their greater communities, you gotta just imagine, baby[3], and a career at Goldman Sachs is either a marathon or a sprint, and you better believe you have a choice[2], and there's only one thing we sell, and that's trust, and like hot cakes it's selling[2], and at every step of our employees' careers we invest in them, and twist them, and ensure their interests remain focused, and twisted, on the long term and closely aligned with those of our clients and shareholders, and I'm all twisted up myself, actually[3], and our goal is to maximize individual potential, or they can just die, seriously, and increase commercial effectiveness, or we will just die, honestly[3], and given the different areas of focus of each of our businesses, and the varied goals, time horizons, passions, investing styles and risk appetites of our clients, it is not unusual for individuals to have different views on similar topics, these are human beings[2], and get an overview of our firm, and meet our leaders, and love our leaders, and learn about our people, and fear us, and love our culture, and learn about our business standards, or else[2], and our people are our greatest asset, and we say it often and with good reason, and our people are the greatest ever, and there is reason somewhere, and because we believe we'll keep going until you're so incredibly dizzy[3], and our people, they belong here, they belong to us, and our people regularly, oh, all the time, create content related to markets, securities, structured products, rates, currencies and economies around the world[3], and professionals from across the firm talk about what they do, and they don't stop, and they're proud of it, and they talk about what it's like to work at Goldman Sachs, and more, and so much more[3], and a career at Goldman Sachs is either a marathon or a sprint, and you better believe you have a choice[3], and it is only with the determination and dedication and sheer insanity of our people that we can serve our clients, generate long-term value for our shareholders and contribute to the broader public God knows what[3], and at the crucifix of our efforts is a hocus-pocus focus on cultivating and sustaining a diverse work environment and workforce, and power, which is critical to meeting the unique needs of our diverse client base and the communities in which we operate with ruthless aplomb[3], and if you want to sprint, you damn fool, you probably can, but you won't necessarily last fifteen years at that pace, in this place, but it's up to you, it's your life, after all[3], and given the different areas of focus of each of our businesses, and the varied goals, time horizons, passions, investing styles and risk appetites of our clients, it is not unusual for individuals to have different views on similar topics, these are human beings[3], and Lloyd B and David V are stuck, just sticky, stuck in my head, man, and you gotta believe it to feel the jam, and they're such dear friends of mine, and round and round we go, and just so together forever, and so they love me, and I love them, and we're like brothers, really, so[3], and get an overview of our firm, and meet our leaders, and love our leaders, and learn about our people, and fear us, and love our culture, and learn about our business standards, or else[3], and to minimize confusion, the view expressed in materials created and disseminated by Goldman Sachs professionals are marked to make clear their business of origin within Goldman Sachs, but this is going through the hell of Mr Fowke, right now[3], and there's only one thing we sell, and that's trust, and like hot cakes it's selling[3], and it just so happens that I know it'll be more than three[3], and

And you believe that the Goldman Sachs Group is a leading global investment banking, securities and investment management firm, of course, indeed, uh, and you know it, and you feel it, and you are Goldman's flower[1], and I feel it, and I'm devoted, and I need it, and I want to be a part of whatever they're a part of, and I'm flying, and I'm sure it's all for the best, and I don't want to think[1], and Goldman Sachs brings people, capital and ideas together to help our clients and the communities we serve faithfully like dog souls with a passion for money[1], and Lloyd B and David V are stuck, just sticky, stuck in my head, man, and you gotta believe it to feel the jam, and they're such dear friends of mine, and round and round we go, and just so together forever, and so they love me, and I love them, and we're like brothers, really, so[1], and we provide a wide range of financial services to a substantial and diversified and wild and carefree client base that includes corporations, financial institutions, governments and high-net-worth individuals but not low-net-worth individuals because we hate them[1], and founded in 1869, the firm, the bank, the sea creature, the monster, is headquartered in New York and maintains offices in all major financial centres around the world, and they're around your heart, and around your brain, and if you have a soul, well[1], and it just so happens that I know it'll be more than three[1], and you believe that the Goldman Sachs Group is a leading global investment banking, securities and investment management firm, of course, indeed, uh, and you know it, and you feel it, and you are Goldman's flower[2], and a career at Goldman Sachs is either a marathon or a sprint, and you better believe you have a choice[1], and our goal is to maximize individual potential, or they can just die, seriously, and increase commercial effectiveness, or we will just die, honestly[1], and if you want to sprint, you damn fool, you probably can, but you won't necessarily last fifteen years at that pace, in this place, but it's up to you, it's your life, after all[1], and I know, and we stress teamwork in everything we do, and we do, it's the glue[1], and Lloyd B and David V are stuck, just sticky, stuck in my head, man, and you gotta believe it to feel the jam, and they're such dear friends of mine, and round and round we go, and just so together forever, and so they love me, and I love them, and we're like brothers, really, so[2], and our people are our greatest asset, and we say it often and with good reason, and our people are the greatest ever, and there is reason somewhere, and because we believe we'll keep going until you're so incredibly dizzy[1], and I feel it, and I'm devoted, and I need it, and I want to be a part of whatever they're a part of, and I'm flying, and I'm sure it's all for the best, and I don't want to think[2], and we'll reinforce the firm's culture, we have a lot, obviously, and expand our people's minds, they'll get bigger, ridiculously, and help them contribute positively to their greater communities, you gotta just imagine, baby[1], and at the crucifix of our efforts is a hocus-pocus focus on cultivating and sustaining a diverse work environment and workforce, and power, which is critical to meeting the unique needs of our diverse client base and the communities in which we operate with ruthless aplomb[1], and at every step of our employees' careers we invest in them, and twist them, and ensure their interests remain focused, and twisted, on the long term and closely aligned with those of our clients and shareholders, and I'm all twisted up myself, actually[1], and I know, and we stress teamwork in everything we do, and we do, it's the glue[2], and it is only with the determination and dedication and sheer insanity of our people that we can serve our clients, generate long-term value for our shareholders and contribute to the broader public God knows what[1], and there's only one thing we sell, and that's trust, and like hot cakes it's selling[1], and you believe that the Goldman Sachs Group is a leading global investment banking, securities and investment management firm, of course, indeed, uh, and you know it, and you feel it, and you are Goldman's flower[3], and you will meet some of our professionals and learn more about how they work, because they're coming to get you[1], and professionals from across the firm talk about what they do, and they don't stop, and they're proud of it, and they talk about what it's like to work at Goldman Sachs, and more, and so much more[1], and it just so happens that I know it'll be more than three[2], and given the different areas of focus of each of our businesses, and the varied goals, time horizons, passions, investing styles and risk appetites of our clients, it is not unusual for individuals to have different views on similar topics, these are human beings[1], and muppets trust us to do the right thing, and sadly when you're in investment management and you're appointed to manage muppets' money, they trust that you're going to do it in a prudent manner[1], and to minimize confusion, the view expressed in materials created and disseminated by Goldman Sachs professionals are marked to make clear their business of origin within Goldman Sachs, but this is going through the hell of Mr Fowke, right now[1], and I feel it, and I'm devoted, and I need it, and I want to be a part of whatever they're a part of, and I'm flying, and I'm sure it's all for the best, and I don't want to think[3], and get an overview of our firm, and meet our leaders, and love our leaders, and learn about our people, and fear us, and love our culture, and learn about our business standards, or else[1], and our people, they belong here, they belong to us, and our people regularly, oh, all the time, create content related to markets, securities, structured products, rates, currencies and economies around the world[1], and Goldman Sachs brings people, capital and ideas together to help our clients and the communities we serve faithfully like dog souls with a passion for money[2], and you will meet some of our professionals and learn more about how they work, because they're coming to get you[2], and professionals from across the firm talk about what they do, and they don't stop, and they're proud of it, and they talk about what it's like to work at Goldman Sachs, and more, and so much more[2], and at every step of our employees' careers we invest in them, and twist them, and ensure their interests remain focused, and twisted, on the long term and closely aligned with those of our clients and shareholders, and I'm all twisted up myself, actually[2], and at the crucifix of our efforts is a hocus-pocus focus on cultivating and sustaining a diverse work environment and workforce, and power, which is critical to meeting the unique needs of our diverse client base and the communities in which we operate with ruthless aplomb[2], and we provide a wide range of financial services to a substantial and diversified and wild and carefree client base that includes corporations, financial institutions, governments and high-net-worth individuals but not low-net-worth individuals because we hate them[2], and muppets trust us to do the right thing, and sadly when you're in investment management and you're appointed to manage muppets' money, they trust that you're going to do it in a prudent manner[2], and I know, and we stress teamwork in everything we do, and we do, it's the glue[3], and it is only with the determination and dedication and sheer insanity of our people that we can serve our clients, generate long-term value for our shareholders and contribute to the broader public God knows what[2], and founded in 1869, the firm, the bank, the sea creature, the monster, is headquartered in New York and maintains offices in all major financial centres around the world, and they're around your heart, and around your brain, and if you have a soul, well[2], and Goldman Sachs brings people, capital and ideas together to help our clients and the communities we serve faithfully like dog souls with a passion for money[3], and we'll reinforce the firm's culture, we have a lot, obviously, and expand our people's minds, they'll get bigger, ridiculously, and help them contribute positively to their greater communities, you gotta just imagine, baby[2], and you will meet some of our professionals and learn more about how they work, because they're coming to get you[3], and our people are our greatest asset, and we say it often and with good reason, and our people are the greatest ever, and there is reason somewhere, and because we believe we'll keep going until you're so incredibly dizzy[2], and to minimize confusion, the view expressed in materials created and disseminated by Goldman Sachs professionals are marked to make clear their business of origin within Goldman Sachs, but this is going through the hell of Mr Fowke, right now[2], and our goal is to maximize individual potential, or they can just die, seriously, and increase commercial effectiveness, or we will just die, honestly[2], and we provide a wide range of financial services to a substantial and diversified and wild and carefree client base that includes corporations, financial institutions, governments and high-net-worth individuals but not low-net-worth individuals because we hate them[3], and founded in 1869, the firm, the bank, the sea creature, the monster, is headquartered in New York and maintains offices in all major financial centres around the world, and they're around your heart, and around your brain, and if you have a soul, well[3], and if you want to sprint, you damn fool, you probably can, but you won't necessarily last fifteen years at that pace, in this place, but it's up to you, it's your life, after all[2], and our people, they belong here, they belong to us, and our people regularly, oh, all the time, create content related to markets, securities, structured products, rates, currencies and economies around the world[2], and muppets trust us to do the right thing, and sadly when you're in investment management and you're appointed to manage muppets' money, they trust that you're going to do it in a prudent manner[3], and we'll reinforce the firm's culture, we have a lot, obviously, and expand our people's minds, they'll get bigger, ridiculously, and help them contribute positively to their greater communities, you gotta just imagine, baby[3], and a career at Goldman Sachs is either a marathon or a sprint, and you better believe you have a choice[2], and there's only one thing we sell, and that's trust, and like hot cakes it's selling[2], and at every step of our employees' careers we invest in them, and twist them, and ensure their interests remain focused, and twisted, on the long term and closely aligned with those of our clients and shareholders, and I'm all twisted up myself, actually[3], and our goal is to maximize individual potential, or they can just die, seriously, and increase commercial effectiveness, or we will just die, honestly[3], and given the different areas of focus of each of our businesses, and the varied goals, time horizons, passions, investing styles and risk appetites of our clients, it is not unusual for individuals to have different views on similar topics, these are human beings[2], and get an overview of our firm, and meet our leaders, and love our leaders, and learn about our people, and fear us, and love our culture, and learn about our business standards, or else[2], and our people are our greatest asset, and we say it often and with good reason, and our people are the greatest ever, and there is reason somewhere, and because we believe we'll keep going until you're so incredibly dizzy[3], and our people, they belong here, they belong to us, and our people regularly, oh, all the time, create content related to markets, securities, structured products, rates, currencies and economies around the world[3], and professionals from across the firm talk about what they do, and they don't stop, and they're proud of it, and they talk about what it's like to work at Goldman Sachs, and more, and so much more[3], and a career at Goldman Sachs is either a marathon or a sprint, and you better believe you have a choice[3], and it is only with the determination and dedication and sheer insanity of our people that we can serve our clients, generate long-term value for our shareholders and contribute to the broader public God knows what[3], and at the crucifix of our efforts is a hocus-pocus focus on cultivating and sustaining a diverse work environment and workforce, and power, which is critical to meeting the unique needs of our diverse client base and the communities in which we operate with ruthless aplomb[3], and if you want to sprint, you damn fool, you probably can, but you won't necessarily last fifteen years at that pace, in this place, but it's up to you, it's your life, after all[3], and given the different areas of focus of each of our businesses, and the varied goals, time horizons, passions, investing styles and risk appetites of our clients, it is not unusual for individuals to have different views on similar topics, these are human beings[3], and Lloyd B and David V are stuck, just sticky, stuck in my head, man, and you gotta believe it to feel the jam, and they're such dear friends of mine, and round and round we go, and just so together forever, and so they love me, and I love them, and we're like brothers, really, so[3], and get an overview of our firm, and meet our leaders, and love our leaders, and learn about our people, and fear us, and love our culture, and learn about our business standards, or else[3], and to minimize confusion, the view expressed in materials created and disseminated by Goldman Sachs professionals are marked to make clear their business of origin within Goldman Sachs, but this is going through the hell of Mr Fowke, right now[3], and there's only one thing we sell, and that's trust, and like hot cakes it's selling[3], and it just so happens that I know it'll be more than three[3], and

And you believe that the Goldman Sachs Group is a leading global investment banking, securities and investment management firm, of course, indeed, uh, and you know it, and you feel it, and you are Goldman's flower[1], and I feel it, and I'm devoted, and I need it, and I want to be a part of whatever they're a part of, and I'm flying, and I'm sure it's all for the best, and I don't want to think[1], and Goldman Sachs brings people, capital and ideas together to help our clients and the communities we serve faithfully like dog souls with a passion for money[1], and Lloyd B and David V are stuck, just sticky, stuck in my head, man, and you gotta believe it to feel the jam, and they're such dear friends of mine, and round and round we go, and just so together forever, and so they love me, and I love them, and we're like brothers, really, so[1], and we provide a wide range of financial services to a substantial and diversified and wild and carefree client base that includes corporations, financial institutions, governments and high-net-worth individuals but not low-net-worth individuals because we hate them[1], and founded in 1869, the firm, the bank, the sea creature, the monster, is headquartered in New York and maintains offices in all major financial centres around the world, and they're around your heart, and around your brain, and if you have a soul, well[1], and it just so happens that I know it'll be more than three[1], and you believe that the Goldman Sachs Group is a leading global investment banking, securities and investment management firm, of course, indeed, uh, and you know it, and you feel it, and you are Goldman's flower[2], and a career at Goldman Sachs is either a marathon or a sprint, and you better believe you have a choice[1], and our goal is to maximize individual potential, or they can just die, seriously, and increase commercial effectiveness, or we will just die, honestly[1], and if you want to sprint, you damn fool, you probably can, but you won't necessarily last fifteen years at that pace, in this place, but it's up to you, it's your life, after all[1], and I know, and we stress teamwork in everything we do, and we do, it's the glue[1], and Lloyd B and David V are stuck, just sticky, stuck in my head, man, and you gotta believe it to feel the jam, and they're such dear friends of mine, and round and round we go, and just so together forever, and so they love me, and I love them, and we're like brothers, really, so[2], and our people are our greatest asset, and we say it often and with good reason, and our people are the greatest ever, and there is reason somewhere, and because we believe we'll keep going until you're so incredibly dizzy[1], and I feel it, and I'm devoted, and I need it, and I want to be a part of whatever they're a part of, and I'm flying, and I'm sure it's all for the best, and I don't want to think[2], and we'll reinforce the firm's culture, we have a lot, obviously, and expand our people's minds, they'll get bigger, ridiculously, and help them contribute positively to their greater communities, you gotta just imagine, baby[1], and at the crucifix of our efforts is a hocus-pocus focus on cultivating and sustaining a diverse work environment and workforce, and power, which is critical to meeting the unique needs of our diverse client base and the communities in which we operate with ruthless aplomb[1], and at every step of our employees' careers we invest in them, and twist them, and ensure their interests remain focused, and twisted, on the long term and closely aligned with those of our clients and shareholders, and I'm all twisted up myself, actually[1], and I know, and we stress teamwork in everything we do, and we do, it's the glue[2], and it is only with the determination and dedication and sheer insanity of our people that we can serve our clients, generate long-term value for our shareholders and contribute to the broader public God knows what[1], and there's only one thing we sell, and that's trust, and like hot cakes it's selling[1], and you believe that the Goldman Sachs Group is a leading global investment banking, securities and investment management firm, of course, indeed, uh, and you know it, and you feel it, and you are Goldman's flower[3], and you will meet some of our professionals and learn more about how they work, because they're coming to get you[1], and professionals from across the firm talk about what they do, and they don't stop, and they're proud of it, and they talk about what it's like to work at Goldman Sachs, and more, and so much more[1], and it just so happens that I know it'll be more than three[2], and given the different areas of focus of each of our businesses, and the varied goals, time horizons, passions, investing styles and risk appetites of our clients, it is not unusual for individuals to have different views on similar topics, these are human beings[1], and muppets trust us to do the right thing, and sadly when you're in investment management and you're appointed to manage muppets' money, they trust that you're going to do it in a prudent manner[1], and to minimize confusion, the view expressed in materials created and disseminated by Goldman Sachs professionals are marked to make clear their business of origin within Goldman Sachs, but this is going through the hell of Mr Fowke, right now[1], and I feel it, and I'm devoted, and I need it, and I want to be a part of whatever they're a part of, and I'm flying, and I'm sure it's all for the best, and I don't want to think[3], and get an overview of our firm, and meet our leaders, and love our leaders, and learn about our people, and fear us, and love our culture, and learn about our business standards, or else[1], and our people, they belong here, they belong to us, and our people regularly, oh, all the time, create content related to markets, securities, structured products, rates, currencies and economies around the world[1], and Goldman Sachs brings people, capital and ideas together to help our clients and the communities we serve faithfully like dog souls with a passion for money[2], and you will meet some of our professionals and learn more about how they work, because they're coming to get you[2], and professionals from across the firm talk about what they do, and they don't stop, and they're proud of it, and they talk about what it's like to work at Goldman Sachs, and more, and so much more[2], and at every step of our employees' careers we invest in them, and twist them, and ensure their interests remain focused, and twisted, on the long term and closely aligned with those of our clients and shareholders, and I'm all twisted up myself, actually[2], and at the crucifix of our efforts is a hocus-pocus focus on cultivating and sustaining a diverse work environment and workforce, and power, which is critical to meeting the unique needs of our diverse client base and the communities in which we operate with ruthless aplomb[2], and we provide a wide range of financial services to a substantial and diversified and wild and carefree client base that includes corporations, financial institutions, governments and high-net-worth individuals but not low-net-worth individuals because we hate them[2], and muppets trust us to do the right thing, and sadly when you're in investment management and you're appointed to manage muppets' money, they trust that you're going to do it in a prudent manner[2], and I know, and we stress teamwork in everything we do, and we do, it's the glue[3], and it is only with the determination and dedication and sheer insanity of our people that we can serve our clients, generate long-term value for our shareholders and contribute to the broader public God knows what[2], and founded in 1869, the firm, the bank, the sea creature, the monster, is headquartered in New York and maintains offices in all major financial centres around the world, and they're around your heart, and around your brain, and if you have a soul, well[2], and Goldman Sachs brings people, capital and ideas together to help our clients and the communities we serve faithfully like dog souls with a passion for money[3], and we'll reinforce the firm's culture, we have a lot, obviously, and expand our people's minds, they'll get bigger, ridiculously, and help them contribute positively to their greater communities, you gotta just imagine, baby[2], and you will meet some of our professionals and learn more about how they work, because they're coming to get you[3], and our people are our greatest asset, and we say it often and with good reason, and our people are the greatest ever, and there is reason somewhere, and because we believe we'll keep going until you're so incredibly dizzy[2], and to minimize confusion, the view expressed in materials created and disseminated by Goldman Sachs professionals are marked to make clear their business of origin within Goldman Sachs, but this is going through the hell of Mr Fowke, right now[2], and our goal is to maximize individual potential, or they can just die, seriously, and increase commercial effectiveness, or we will just die, honestly[2], and we provide a wide range of financial services to a substantial and diversified and wild and carefree client base that includes corporations, financial institutions, governments and high-net-worth individuals but not low-net-worth individuals because we hate them[3], and founded in 1869, the firm, the bank, the sea creature, the monster, is headquartered in New York and maintains offices in all major financial centres around the world, and they're around your heart, and around your brain, and if you have a soul, well[3], and if you want to sprint, you damn fool, you probably can, but you won't necessarily last fifteen years at that pace, in this place, but it's up to you, it's your life, after all[2], and our people, they belong here, they belong to us, and our people regularly, oh, all the time, create content related to markets, securities, structured products, rates, currencies and economies around the world[2], and muppets trust us to do the right thing, and sadly when you're in investment management and you're appointed to manage muppets' money, they trust that you're going to do it in a prudent manner[3], and we'll reinforce the firm's culture, we have a lot, obviously, and expand our people's minds, they'll get bigger, ridiculously, and help them contribute positively to their greater communities, you gotta just imagine, baby[3], and a career at Goldman Sachs is either a marathon or a sprint, and you better believe you have a choice[2], and there's only one thing we sell, and that's trust, and like hot cakes it's selling[2], and at every step of our employees' careers we invest in them, and twist them, and ensure their interests remain focused, and twisted, on the long term and closely aligned with those of our clients and shareholders, and I'm all twisted up myself, actually[3], and our goal is to maximize individual potential, or they can just die, seriously, and increase commercial effectiveness, or we will just die, honestly[3], and given the different areas of focus of each of our businesses, and the varied goals, time horizons, passions, investing styles and risk appetites of our clients, it is not unusual for individuals to have different views on similar topics, these are human beings[2], and get an overview of our firm, and meet our leaders, and love our leaders, and learn about our people, and fear us, and love our culture, and learn about our business standards, or else[2], and our people are our greatest asset, and we say it often and with good reason, and our people are the greatest ever, and there is reason somewhere, and because we believe we'll keep going until you're so incredibly dizzy[3], and our people, they belong here, they belong to us, and our people regularly, oh, all the time, create content related to markets, securities, structured products, rates, currencies and economies around the world[3], and professionals from across the firm talk about what they do, and they don't stop, and they're proud of it, and they talk about what it's like to work at Goldman Sachs, and more, and so much more[3], and a career at Goldman Sachs is either a marathon or a sprint, and you better believe you have a choice[3], and it is only with the determination and dedication and sheer insanity of our people that we can serve our clients, generate long-term value for our shareholders and contribute to the broader public God knows what[3], and at the crucifix of our efforts is a hocus-pocus focus on cultivating and sustaining a diverse work environment and workforce, and power, which is critical to meeting the unique needs of our diverse client base and the communities in which we operate with ruthless aplomb[3], and if you want to sprint, you damn fool, you probably can, but you won't necessarily last fifteen years at that pace, in this place, but it's up to you, it's your life, after all[3], and given the different areas of focus of each of our businesses, and the varied goals, time horizons, passions, investing styles and risk appetites of our clients, it is not unusual for individuals to have different views on similar topics, these are human beings[3], and Lloyd B and David V are stuck, just sticky, stuck in my head, man, and you gotta believe it to feel the jam, and they're such dear friends of mine, and round and round we go, and just so together forever, and so they love me, and I love them, and we're like brothers, really, so[3], and get an overview of our firm, and meet our leaders, and love our leaders, and learn about our people, and fear us, and love our culture, and learn about our business standards, or else[3], and to minimize confusion, the view expressed in materials created and disseminated by Goldman Sachs professionals are marked to make clear their business of origin within Goldman Sachs, but this is going through the hell of Mr Fowke, right now[3], and there's only one thing we sell, and that's trust, and like hot cakes it's selling[3], and it just so happens that I know it'll be more than three[3], and