Thursday 10 October 2013

[No. 159] Who is Russ Oxley?

Who cares?! This man needs to be celebrated.

And / 'Does he need to be celebrated? Really?'[1], and ... ARE YOU CRAZY?![1], and / 'Does he need to be celebrated? Really?'[2], and / Yes, yes, yes ... well, I think he does, I mean, the first person to manage a hedge fund at Ignis!!![1], and ... ARE YOU CRAZY?![2], and a-ROUND here ... you feel close to people, complete strangers[1], and / Yes, yes, yes ... well, I think he does, I mean, the first person to manage a hedge fund at Ignis!!![2], and "our" Russ is head of rates / 'And are we supposed to care, about "our" Russ?'[1], and a-ROUND here ... you feel close to people, complete strangers[2], and / And I’m thinking: YES! / 'What?' / We are supposed to care / in an ideal world[1], and "our" Russ is head of rates / 'And are we supposed to care, about "our" Russ?'[2], and a-ROUND here ... loneliness is a thing of the past[1], and / And I’m thinking: YES! / 'What?' / We are supposed to care / in an ideal world[2], and does anyone want / THE RUSS OXLEY EXPERIENCE ... ?[1], and a-ROUND here ... loneliness is a thing of the past[2], and I only ask / because I'll tell you now, right now, Mr Oxley has fifteen years investment experience[1], and does anyone want / THE RUSS OXLEY EXPERIENCE ... ?[2], and / might even be sixteen[1], and I only ask / because I'll tell you now, right now, Mr Oxley has fifteen years investment experience[2], and it would be even better FOR ALL OF US if we knew who Russ Oxley was / a long time ago?[1], and / might even be sixteen[2], and you've got to be strong[1], and it would be even better FOR ALL OF US if we knew who Russ Oxley was / a long time ago?[2], and a-ROUND here ... oh, I know, I know, I know ... it hardly matters who anyone is[1], and you've got to be strong[2], and they say that very few managers ... / Oh, I don't want to hear it[1], and a-ROUND here ... oh, I know, I know, I know ... it hardly matters who anyone is[2], and it's a cruel world[1], and they say that very few managers ... / Oh, I don't want to hear it[2], and Russ needs a hug, and YOU(!) need a hug, and I need a hug - and everyone needs a hug![1], and it's a cruel world[2], and / 'Does he need to be celebrated? Really?'[3], and Russ needs a hug, and YOU(!) need a hug, and I need a hug - and everyone needs a hug![2], and ... ARE YOU CRAZY?![3], and / Yes, yes, yes ... well, I think he does, I mean, the first person to manage a hedge fund at Ignis!!![3], and a-ROUND here ... you feel close to people, complete strangers[3], and "our" Russ is head of rates / 'And are we supposed to care, about "our" Russ?'[3], and / And I’m thinking: YES! / 'What?' / We are supposed to care / in an ideal world[3], and a-ROUND here ... loneliness is a thing of the past[3], and does anyone want / THE RUSS OXLEY EXPERIENCE ... ?[3], and I only ask / because I'll tell you now, right now, Mr Oxley has fifteen years investment experience[3], and / might even be sixteen[3], and it would be even better FOR ALL OF US if we knew who Russ Oxley was / a long time ago?[3], and you've got to be strong[3], and a-ROUND here ... oh, I know, I know, I know ... it hardly matters who anyone is[3], and they say that very few managers ... / Oh, I don't want to hear it[3], and it's a cruel world[3], and Russ needs a hug, and YOU(!) need a hug, and I need a hug - and everyone needs a hug![3], and

And / 'Does he need to be celebrated? Really?'[1], and ... ARE YOU CRAZY?![1], and / 'Does he need to be celebrated? Really?'[2], and / Yes, yes, yes ... well, I think he does, I mean, the first person to manage a hedge fund at Ignis!!![1], and ... ARE YOU CRAZY?![2], and a-ROUND here ... you feel close to people, complete strangers[1], and / Yes, yes, yes ... well, I think he does, I mean, the first person to manage a hedge fund at Ignis!!![2], and "our" Russ is head of rates / 'And are we supposed to care, about "our" Russ?'[1], and a-ROUND here ... you feel close to people, complete strangers[2], and / And I’m thinking: YES! / 'What?' / We are supposed to care / in an ideal world[1], and "our" Russ is head of rates / 'And are we supposed to care, about "our" Russ?'[2], and a-ROUND here ... loneliness is a thing of the past[1], and / And I’m thinking: YES! / 'What?' / We are supposed to care / in an ideal world[2], and does anyone want / THE RUSS OXLEY EXPERIENCE ... ?[1], and a-ROUND here ... loneliness is a thing of the past[2], and I only ask / because I'll tell you now, right now, Mr Oxley has fifteen years investment experience[1], and does anyone want / THE RUSS OXLEY EXPERIENCE ... ?[2], and / might even be sixteen[1], and I only ask / because I'll tell you now, right now, Mr Oxley has fifteen years investment experience[2], and it would be even better FOR ALL OF US if we knew who Russ Oxley was / a long time ago?[1], and / might even be sixteen[2], and you've got to be strong[1], and it would be even better FOR ALL OF US if we knew who Russ Oxley was / a long time ago?[2], and a-ROUND here ... oh, I know, I know, I know ... it hardly matters who anyone is[1], and you've got to be strong[2], and they say that very few managers ... / Oh, I don't want to hear it[1], and a-ROUND here ... oh, I know, I know, I know ... it hardly matters who anyone is[2], and it's a cruel world[1], and they say that very few managers ... / Oh, I don't want to hear it[2], and Russ needs a hug, and YOU(!) need a hug, and I need a hug - and everyone needs a hug![1], and it's a cruel world[2], and / 'Does he need to be celebrated? Really?'[3], and Russ needs a hug, and YOU(!) need a hug, and I need a hug - and everyone needs a hug![2], and ... ARE YOU CRAZY?![3], and / Yes, yes, yes ... well, I think he does, I mean, the first person to manage a hedge fund at Ignis!!![3], and a-ROUND here ... you feel close to people, complete strangers[3], and "our" Russ is head of rates / 'And are we supposed to care, about "our" Russ?'[3], and / And I’m thinking: YES! / 'What?' / We are supposed to care / in an ideal world[3], and a-ROUND here ... loneliness is a thing of the past[3], and does anyone want / THE RUSS OXLEY EXPERIENCE ... ?[3], and I only ask / because I'll tell you now, right now, Mr Oxley has fifteen years investment experience[3], and / might even be sixteen[3], and it would be even better FOR ALL OF US if we knew who Russ Oxley was / a long time ago?[3], and you've got to be strong[3], and a-ROUND here ... oh, I know, I know, I know ... it hardly matters who anyone is[3], and they say that very few managers ... / Oh, I don't want to hear it[3], and it's a cruel world[3], and Russ needs a hug, and YOU(!) need a hug, and I need a hug - and everyone needs a hug![3], and

And / 'Does he need to be celebrated? Really?'[1], and ... ARE YOU CRAZY?![1], and / 'Does he need to be celebrated? Really?'[2], and / Yes, yes, yes ... well, I think he does, I mean, the first person to manage a hedge fund at Ignis!!![1], and ... ARE YOU CRAZY?![2], and a-ROUND here ... you feel close to people, complete strangers[1], and / Yes, yes, yes ... well, I think he does, I mean, the first person to manage a hedge fund at Ignis!!![2], and "our" Russ is head of rates / 'And are we supposed to care, about "our" Russ?'[1], and a-ROUND here ... you feel close to people, complete strangers[2], and / And I’m thinking: YES! / 'What?' / We are supposed to care / in an ideal world[1], and "our" Russ is head of rates / 'And are we supposed to care, about "our" Russ?'[2], and a-ROUND here ... loneliness is a thing of the past[1], and / And I’m thinking: YES! / 'What?' / We are supposed to care / in an ideal world[2], and does anyone want / THE RUSS OXLEY EXPERIENCE ... ?[1], and a-ROUND here ... loneliness is a thing of the past[2], and I only ask / because I'll tell you now, right now, Mr Oxley has fifteen years investment experience[1], and does anyone want / THE RUSS OXLEY EXPERIENCE ... ?[2], and / might even be sixteen[1], and I only ask / because I'll tell you now, right now, Mr Oxley has fifteen years investment experience[2], and it would be even better FOR ALL OF US if we knew who Russ Oxley was / a long time ago?[1], and / might even be sixteen[2], and you've got to be strong[1], and it would be even better FOR ALL OF US if we knew who Russ Oxley was / a long time ago?[2], and a-ROUND here ... oh, I know, I know, I know ... it hardly matters who anyone is[1], and you've got to be strong[2], and they say that very few managers ... / Oh, I don't want to hear it[1], and a-ROUND here ... oh, I know, I know, I know ... it hardly matters who anyone is[2], and it's a cruel world[1], and they say that very few managers ... / Oh, I don't want to hear it[2], and Russ needs a hug, and YOU(!) need a hug, and I need a hug - and everyone needs a hug![1], and it's a cruel world[2], and / 'Does he need to be celebrated? Really?'[3], and Russ needs a hug, and YOU(!) need a hug, and I need a hug - and everyone needs a hug![2], and ... ARE YOU CRAZY?![3], and / Yes, yes, yes ... well, I think he does, I mean, the first person to manage a hedge fund at Ignis!!![3], and a-ROUND here ... you feel close to people, complete strangers[3], and "our" Russ is head of rates / 'And are we supposed to care, about "our" Russ?'[3], and / And I’m thinking: YES! / 'What?' / We are supposed to care / in an ideal world[3], and a-ROUND here ... loneliness is a thing of the past[3], and does anyone want / THE RUSS OXLEY EXPERIENCE ... ?[3], and I only ask / because I'll tell you now, right now, Mr Oxley has fifteen years investment experience[3], and / might even be sixteen[3], and it would be even better FOR ALL OF US if we knew who Russ Oxley was / a long time ago?[3], and you've got to be strong[3], and a-ROUND here ... oh, I know, I know, I know ... it hardly matters who anyone is[3], and they say that very few managers ... / Oh, I don't want to hear it[3], and it's a cruel world[3], and Russ needs a hug, and YOU(!) need a hug, and I need a hug - and everyone needs a hug![3], and