Monday 23 November 2020

[No. 856] My new uniform ... as the coolest guy on the planet

I mean, Steve McQueen is dead.

And, so ...[1], and, well, well ...[1], and, so ...[2], and, yes ... see me now[1], and, well, well ...[2], and, guys ... YOU(!) can be like me[1], and, yes ... see me now[2], and, oh ... yeah, yeah ... it's unlikely, but ... you can give it your best shot, can't you?[1], and, guys ... YOU(!) can be like me[2], and try living in hope ...[1], and, oh ... yeah, yeah ... it's unlikely, but ... you can give it your best shot, can't you?[2], and we're talking ... suede Timberland boots ... like the rappers wear[1], and try living in hope ...[2], and, uh ... I'm not a rapper, no[1], and we're talking ... suede Timberland boots ... like the rappers wear[2], and I'm so tough, yes[1], and, uh ... I'm not a rapper, no[2], and we're talking ... Levi's chinos ... because people say they're smarter than jeans[1], and I'm so tough, yes[2], and a size too small - on purpose[1], and we're talking ... Levi's chinos ... because people say they're smarter than jeans[2], and, yeah ... I'm pretty smart ... in more ways than one[1], and a size too small - on purpose[2], and what polo shirts did Steve McQueen wear? / and here's a clue: James Bond wears them too[1], and, yeah ... I'm pretty smart ... in more ways than one[2], and, come on, kook(s)![1], and what polo shirts did Steve McQueen wear? / and here's a clue: James Bond wears them too[2], and ... Are you cool?[1], and, come on, kook(s)![2], and, Christ ...[1], and ... Are you co ol?[2], and we're talking  ... Sunspel polo shirts ... blue slate ... and ... and ... and ... merlot![1], and, Christ ...[2], and ... 'Merlot?'[1], and we're talking  ... Sunspel polo shirts ... blue slate ... and ... and ... and ... merlot![2], and, yes, yes[1], and ... 'Merlot?'[2], and they didn't have pine in my size[1], and, yes, yes[2], and jacket? ... oh, a jacket for a badass, obviously[1], and they didn't have pine in my size[2], and we're talking ... and what are we, uh ... talking? ... 'Leather jacket, Mikey! Mad Mikey!'[1], and jacket? ... oh, a jacket for a badass, obviously[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and we're talking ... and what are we, uh ... talking? ... 'Leather jacket, Mikey! Mad Mikey!'[2], and I'm wondering now ... is there something missing?[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and ... 'Don't tease them!'[1], and I'm wondering now ... is there something missing?[2], and, listen! ... we're talking ... sunglasses ... Persol sunglasses ... 714s - !!![1], and ... 'Don't tease them!'[2], and ... 'Wow!'[1], and, listen! ... we're talking ... sunglasses ... Persol sunglasses ... 714s - !!![2], and who ... tell me! ... Who in the world today ... is cooler?[1], and ... 'Wow!'[2], and ... 'No one, boss!'[1], and who ... tell me! ... Who in the world today ... is coo ler?[2], and, thank you, Voice ... thank you![1], and ... 'No one, boss!'[2], and a-ROUND here ...[1], and, thank you, Voice ... thank you![2], and I'm spinning with my new image ...[1], and a-ROUND here ...[2], and a-ROUND here ... I can fix it in my head, my soul ... just like with the hypnosis[1], and I'm spinning with my new image ...[2], and ... so dizzy![1], and a-ROUND here ... I can fix it in my head, my soul ... just like with the hypnosis[2], and ... 'You're in a trance!'[1], and ... so dizzy![2], and, ha! ... we're all in a trance, son ... all the kooks together![1], and ... 'You're in a trance!'[2], and ... yes![1], and, ha! ... we're all in a trance, son ... all the kooks together![2], and, so ...[3], and ... yes![2], and, well, well ...[3], and, yes ... see me now[3], and, guys ... YOU(!) can be like me[3], and, oh ... yeah, yeah ... it's unlikely, but ... you can give it your best shot, can't you?[3], and try living in hope ...[3], and we're talking ... suede Timberland boots ... like the rappers wear[3], and, uh ... I'm not a rapper, no[3], and I'm so tough, yes[3], and we're talking ... Levi's chinos ... because people say they're smarter than jeans[3], and a size too small - on purpose[3], and, yeah ... I'm pretty smart ... in more ways than one[3], and what polo shirts did Steve McQueen wear? / and here's a clue: James Bond wears them too[3], and, come on, kook(s)![3], and ... Are you c  o  o  l?[3], and, Christ ...[3], and we're talking  ... Sunspel polo shirts ... blue slate ... and ... and ... and ... merlot![3], and ... 'Merlot?'[3], and, yes, yes[3], and they didn't have pine in my size[3], and jacket? ... oh, a jacket for a badass, obviously[3], and we're talking ... and what are we, uh ... talking? ... 'Leather jacket, Mikey! Mad Mikey!'[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and I'm wondering now ... is there something missing?[3], and ... 'Don't tease them!'[3], and, listen! ... we're talking ... sunglasses ... Persol sunglasses ... 714s - !!![3], and ... 'Wow!'[3], and who ... tell me! ... Who in the world today is ... c  o  o  l  e  r?[3], and ... 'No one, boss!'[3], and, thank you, Voice ... thank you![3], and a-ROUND here ...[3], and I'm spinning with my new image ...[3], and a-ROUND here ... I can fix it in my head, my soul ... just like with the hypnosis[3], and ... so dizzy![3], and ... 'You're in a trance!'[3], and, ha! ... we're all in a trance, son ... all the kooks together![3], and ... yes![3], and

And, so ...[1], and, well, well ...[1], and, so ...[2], and, yes ... see me now[1], and, well, well ...[2], and, guys ... YOU(!) can be like me[1], and, yes ... see me now[2], and, oh ... yeah, yeah ... it's unlikely, but ... you can give it your best shot, can't you?[1], and, guys ... YOU(!) can be like me[2], and try living in hope ...[1], and, oh ... yeah, yeah ... it's unlikely, but ... you can give it your best shot, can't you?[2], and we're talking ... suede Timberland boots ... like the rappers wear[1], and try living in hope ...[2], and, uh ... I'm not a rapper, no[1], and we're talking ... suede Timberland boots ... like the rappers wear[2], and I'm so tough, yes[1], and, uh ... I'm not a rapper, no[2], and we're talking ... Levi's chinos ... because people say they're smarter than jeans[1], and I'm so tough, yes[2], and a size too small - on purpose[1], and we're talking ... Levi's chinos ... because people say they're smarter than jeans[2], and, yeah ... I'm pretty smart ... in more ways than one[1], and a size too small - on purpose[2], and what polo shirts did Steve McQueen wear? / and here's a clue: James Bond wears them too[1], and, yeah ... I'm pretty smart ... in more ways than one[2], and, come on, kook(s)![1], and what polo shirts did Steve McQueen wear? / and here's a clue: James Bond wears them too[2], and ... Are you cool?[1], and, come on, kook(s)![2], and, Christ ...[1], and ... Are you co ol?[2], and we're talking  ... Sunspel polo shirts ... blue slate ... and ... and ... and ... merlot![1], and, Christ ...[2], and ... 'Merlot?'[1], and we're talking  ... Sunspel polo shirts ... blue slate ... and ... and ... and ... merlot![2], and, yes, yes[1], and ... 'Merlot?'[2], and they didn't have pine in my size[1], and, yes, yes[2], and jacket? ... oh, a jacket for a badass, obviously[1], and they didn't have pine in my size[2], and we're talking ... and what are we, uh ... talking? ... 'Leather jacket, Mikey! Mad Mikey!'[1], and jacket? ... oh, a jacket for a badass, obviously[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and we're talking ... and what are we, uh ... talking? ... 'Leather jacket, Mikey! Mad Mikey!'[2], and I'm wondering now ... is there something missing?[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and ... 'Don't tease them!'[1], and I'm wondering now ... is there something missing?[2], and, listen! ... we're talking ... sunglasses ... Persol sunglasses ... 714s - !!![1], and ... 'Don't tease them!'[2], and ... 'Wow!'[1], and, listen! ... we're talking ... sunglasses ... Persol sunglasses ... 714s - !!![2], and who ... tell me! ... Who in the world today ... is cooler?[1], and ... 'Wow!'[2], and ... 'No one, boss!'[1], and who ... tell me! ... Who in the world today ... is coo ler?[2], and, thank you, Voice ... thank you![1], and ... 'No one, boss!'[2], and a-ROUND here ...[1], and, thank you, Voice ... thank you![2], and I'm spinning with my new image ...[1], and a-ROUND here ...[2], and a-ROUND here ... I can fix it in my head, my soul ... just like with the hypnosis[1], and I'm spinning with my new image ...[2], and ... so dizzy![1], and a-ROUND here ... I can fix it in my head, my soul ... just like with the hypnosis[2], and ... 'You're in a trance!'[1], and ... so dizzy![2], and, ha! ... we're all in a trance, son ... all the kooks together![1], and ... 'You're in a trance!'[2], and ... yes![1], and, ha! ... we're all in a trance, son ... all the kooks together![2], and, so ...[3], and ... yes![2], and, well, well ...[3], and, yes ... see me now[3], and, guys ... YOU(!) can be like me[3], and, oh ... yeah, yeah ... it's unlikely, but ... you can give it your best shot, can't you?[3], and try living in hope ...[3], and we're talking ... suede Timberland boots ... like the rappers wear[3], and, uh ... I'm not a rapper, no[3], and I'm so tough, yes[3], and we're talking ... Levi's chinos ... because people say they're smarter than jeans[3], and a size too small - on purpose[3], and, yeah ... I'm pretty smart ... in more ways than one[3], and what polo shirts did Steve McQueen wear? / and here's a clue: James Bond wears them too[3], and, come on, kook(s)![3], and ... Are you c  o  o  l?[3], and, Christ ...[3], and we're talking  ... Sunspel polo shirts ... blue slate ... and ... and ... and ... merlot![3], and ... 'Merlot?'[3], and, yes, yes[3], and they didn't have pine in my size[3], and jacket? ... oh, a jacket for a badass, obviously[3], and we're talking ... and what are we, uh ... talking? ... 'Leather jacket, Mikey! Mad Mikey!'[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and I'm wondering now ... is there something missing?[3], and ... 'Don't tease them!'[3], and, listen! ... we're talking ... sunglasses ... Persol sunglasses ... 714s - !!![3], and ... 'Wow!'[3], and who ... tell me! ... Who in the world today is ... c  o  o  l  e  r?[3], and ... 'No one, boss!'[3], and, thank you, Voice ... thank you![3], and a-ROUND here ...[3], and I'm spinning with my new image ...[3], and a-ROUND here ... I can fix it in my head, my soul ... just like with the hypnosis[3], and ... so dizzy![3], and ... 'You're in a trance!'[3], and, ha! ... we're all in a trance, son ... all the kooks together![3], and ... yes![3], and

And, so ...[1], and, well, well ...[1], and, so ...[2], and, yes ... see me now[1], and, well, well ...[2], and, guys ... YOU(!) can be like me[1], and, yes ... see me now[2], and, oh ... yeah, yeah ... it's unlikely, but ... you can give it your best shot, can't you?[1], and, guys ... YOU(!) can be like me[2], and try living in hope ...[1], and, oh ... yeah, yeah ... it's unlikely, but ... you can give it your best shot, can't you?[2], and we're talking ... suede Timberland boots ... like the rappers wear[1], and try living in hope ...[2], and, uh ... I'm not a rapper, no[1], and we're talking ... suede Timberland boots ... like the rappers wear[2], and I'm so tough, yes[1], and, uh ... I'm not a rapper, no[2], and we're talking ... Levi's chinos ... because people say they're smarter than jeans[1], and I'm so tough, yes[2], and a size too small - on purpose[1], and we're talking ... Levi's chinos ... because people say they're smarter than jeans[2], and, yeah ... I'm pretty smart ... in more ways than one[1], and a size too small - on purpose[2], and what polo shirts did Steve McQueen wear? / and here's a clue: James Bond wears them too[1], and, yeah ... I'm pretty smart ... in more ways than one[2], and, come on, kook(s)![1], and what polo shirts did Steve McQueen wear? / and here's a clue: James Bond wears them too[2], and ... Are you cool?[1], and, come on, kook(s)![2], and, Christ ...[1], and ... Are you co ol?[2], and we're talking  ... Sunspel polo shirts ... blue slate ... and ... and ... and ... merlot![1], and, Christ ...[2], and ... 'Merlot?'[1], and we're talking  ... Sunspel polo shirts ... blue slate ... and ... and ... and ... merlot![2], and, yes, yes[1], and ... 'Merlot?'[2], and they didn't have pine in my size[1], and, yes, yes[2], and jacket? ... oh, a jacket for a badass, obviously[1], and they didn't have pine in my size[2], and we're talking ... and what are we, uh ... talking? ... 'Leather jacket, Mikey! Mad Mikey!'[1], and jacket? ... oh, a jacket for a badass, obviously[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and we're talking ... and what are we, uh ... talking? ... 'Leather jacket, Mikey! Mad Mikey!'[2], and I'm wondering now ... is there something missing?[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and ... 'Don't tease them!'[1], and I'm wondering now ... is there something missing?[2], and, listen! ... we're talking ... sunglasses ... Persol sunglasses ... 714s - !!![1], and ... 'Don't tease them!'[2], and ... 'Wow!'[1], and, listen! ... we're talking ... sunglasses ... Persol sunglasses ... 714s - !!![2], and who ... tell me! ... Who in the world today ... is cooler?[1], and ... 'Wow!'[2], and ... 'No one, boss!'[1], and who ... tell me! ... Who in the world today ... is coo ler?[2], and, thank you, Voice ... thank you![1], and ... 'No one, boss!'[2], and a-ROUND here ...[1], and, thank you, Voice ... thank you![2], and I'm spinning with my new image ...[1], and a-ROUND here ...[2], and a-ROUND here ... I can fix it in my head, my soul ... just like with the hypnosis[1], and I'm spinning with my new image ...[2], and ... so dizzy![1], and a-ROUND here ... I can fix it in my head, my soul ... just like with the hypnosis[2], and ... 'You're in a trance!'[1], and ... so dizzy![2], and, ha! ... we're all in a trance, son ... all the kooks together![1], and ... 'You're in a trance!'[2], and ... yes![1], and, ha! ... we're all in a trance, son ... all the kooks together![2], and, so ...[3], and ... yes![2], and, well, well ...[3], and, yes ... see me now[3], and, guys ... YOU(!) can be like me[3], and, oh ... yeah, yeah ... it's unlikely, but ... you can give it your best shot, can't you?[3], and try living in hope ...[3], and we're talking ... suede Timberland boots ... like the rappers wear[3], and, uh ... I'm not a rapper, no[3], and I'm so tough, yes[3], and we're talking ... Levi's chinos ... because people say they're smarter than jeans[3], and a size too small - on purpose[3], and, yeah ... I'm pretty smart ... in more ways than one[3], and what polo shirts did Steve McQueen wear? / and here's a clue: James Bond wears them too[3], and, come on, kook(s)![3], and ... Are you c  o  o  l?[3], and, Christ ...[3], and we're talking  ... Sunspel polo shirts ... blue slate ... and ... and ... and ... merlot![3], and ... 'Merlot?'[3], and, yes, yes[3], and they didn't have pine in my size[3], and jacket? ... oh, a jacket for a badass, obviously[3], and we're talking ... and what are we, uh ... talking? ... 'Leather jacket, Mikey! Mad Mikey!'[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and I'm wondering now ... is there something missing?[3], and ... 'Don't tease them!'[3], and, listen! ... we're talking ... sunglasses ... Persol sunglasses ... 714s - !!![3], and ... 'Wow!'[3], and who ... tell me! ... Who in the world today is ... c  o  o  l  e  r?[3], and ... 'No one, boss!'[3], and, thank you, Voice ... thank you![3], and a-ROUND here ...[3], and I'm spinning with my new image ...[3], and a-ROUND here ... I can fix it in my head, my soul ... just like with the hypnosis[3], and ... so dizzy![3], and ... 'You're in a trance!'[3], and, ha! ... we're all in a trance, son ... all the kooks together![3], and ... yes![3], and