Tuesday 19 January 2021

[No. 870] I won't be going to St Ives in June

That's for sure!

And ... FFS![1], and, listen! ... I'm a man who likes peace and quiet / and do you know what I mean?[1], and ... FFS![2], and I don't want to see goons everywhere ...[1], and, listen! ... I'm a man who likes pe ace and qui et / and do you know what I mean?[2], and, Christ ...[1], and I don't want to see goons everywhere ...[2], and helicopter gunships? I don't know[1], and, Christ ...[2], and let's not forget The Thing ... / ... and maybe I should stay a-ROUND here for my sins ... ?[1], and helicopter gunships? I don't know[2], and leaders? ... do me a favour![1], and let's not forget The Thing ... / ... and maybe I should stay a-ROUND here for my sins ... ?[2], and I could do with a drink now ...[1], and leaders? ... do me a favour![2], and all that food ...[1], and I could do with a drink now ...[2], and ... how?[1], and all that food ...[2], and, tell me! ... How I will be able to enjoy my pasties? / and ... How will I be able to enjoy my mint ice creams?[1], and ... how?[2], and it will be a big fuss[1], and, tell me! ... How I will be able to enjoy my pasties? / and ... How will I be able to enjoy my mint ice creams?[2], and Stella or ... Kronenbourg ... ? I don't care![1], and it will be a big fuss[2], and there will be a lot of mess[1], and Stella or ... Kronenbourg ... ? I don't care![2], and I'll tell you one thing, kooks: the seagulls won't like it[1], and there will be a lot of mess[2], and swooping down ...[1], and I'll tell you one thing, kooks: the seagulls won't like it[2], and I'll tell you another thing: the Owlman won't like it[1], and swooping down ...[2], and with ... his baleful eyes![1], and I'll tell you another thing: the Owlman won't like it[2], and the locals?[1], and with ... his baleful eyes![2], and they don't like strangers ... but they know me, of course[1], and the locals?[2], and it could turn nasty[1], and they don't like strangers ... but they know me, of course[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and should I even be thinking about it? Well ...[1], and it could turn nasty[2], and let me see ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and should I even be thinking about it? Well ...[2], and I'm clutching at straws here, but, but, BUT(!) ...[1], and let me see ...[2], and, oh, my wicked imagination![1], and I'm clutching at straws here, but, but, BUT(!) ...[2], and maybe the locals will throw them all into a wicker man ...[1], and, oh, my wicked imagination![2], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[1], and maybe the locals will throw them all into a wicker man ...[2], and you've got to have a dream![1], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[2], and, so ... April, May? ... September?[1], and you've got to have a dream![2], and never, never ... mind[1], and, so ... April, May? ... September?[2], and ... FFS![3], and never, never ... mind[2], and, listen! ... I'm a man who likes p  e  a  c  e and q  u  i  e  t / and do you know what I mean?[3], and I don't want to see goons everywhere ...[3], and, Christ ...[3], and helicopter gunships? I don't know[3], and let's not forget The Thing ... / ... and maybe I should stay a-ROUND here for my sins ... ?[3], and leaders? ... do me a favour![3], and I could do with a drink now ...[3], and all that food ...[3], and ... how?[3], and, tell me! ... How I will be able to enjoy my pasties? / and ... How will I be able to enjoy my mint ice creams?[3], and it will be a big fuss[3], and Stella or ... Kronenbourg ... ? I don't care![3], and there will be a lot of mess[3], and I'll tell you one thing, kooks: the seagulls won't like it[3], and swooping down ...[3], and I'll tell you another thing: the Owlman won't like it[3], and with ... his baleful eyes![3], and the locals?[3], and they don't like strangers ... but they know me, of course[3], and it could turn nasty[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and should I even be thinking about it? Well ...[3], and let me see ...[3], and I'm clutching at straws here, but, but, BUT(!) ...[3], and, oh, my wicked imagination![3], and maybe the locals will throw them all into a wicker man ...[3], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[3], and you've got to have a dream![3], and, so ... April, May? ... September?[3], and never, never ... mind[3], and

And ... FFS![1], and, listen! ... I'm a man who likes peace and quiet / and do you know what I mean?[1], and ... FFS![2], and I don't want to see goons everywhere ...[1], and, listen! ... I'm a man who likes pe ace and qui et / and do you know what I mean?[2], and, Christ ...[1], and I don't want to see goons everywhere ...[2], and helicopter gunships? I don't know[1], and, Christ ...[2], and let's not forget The Thing ... / ... and maybe I should stay a-ROUND here for my sins ... ?[1], and helicopter gunships? I don't know[2], and leaders? ... do me a favour![1], and let's not forget The Thing ... / ... and maybe I should stay a-ROUND here for my sins ... ?[2], and I could do with a drink now ...[1], and leaders? ... do me a favour![2], and all that food ...[1], and I could do with a drink now ...[2], and ... how?[1], and all that food ...[2], and, tell me! ... How I will be able to enjoy my pasties? / and ... How will I be able to enjoy my mint ice creams?[1], and ... how?[2], and it will be a big fuss[1], and, tell me! ... How I will be able to enjoy my pasties? / and ... How will I be able to enjoy my mint ice creams?[2], and Stella or ... Kronenbourg ... ? I don't care![1], and it will be a big fuss[2], and there will be a lot of mess[1], and Stella or ... Kronenbourg ... ? I don't care![2], and I'll tell you one thing, kooks: the seagulls won't like it[1], and there will be a lot of mess[2], and swooping down ...[1], and I'll tell you one thing, kooks: the seagulls won't like it[2], and I'll tell you another thing: the Owlman won't like it[1], and swooping down ...[2], and with ... his baleful eyes![1], and I'll tell you another thing: the Owlman won't like it[2], and the locals?[1], and with ... his baleful eyes![2], and they don't like strangers ... but they know me, of course[1], and the locals?[2], and it could turn nasty[1], and they don't like strangers ... but they know me, of course[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and should I even be thinking about it? Well ...[1], and it could turn nasty[2], and let me see ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and should I even be thinking about it? Well ...[2], and I'm clutching at straws here, but, but, BUT(!) ...[1], and let me see ...[2], and, oh, my wicked imagination![1], and I'm clutching at straws here, but, but, BUT(!) ...[2], and maybe the locals will throw them all into a wicker man ...[1], and, oh, my wicked imagination![2], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[1], and maybe the locals will throw them all into a wicker man ...[2], and you've got to have a dream![1], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[2], and, so ... April, May? ... September?[1], and you've got to have a dream![2], and never, never ... mind[1], and, so ... April, May? ... September?[2], and ... FFS![3], and never, never ... mind[2], and, listen! ... I'm a man who likes p  e  a  c  e and q  u  i  e  t / and do you know what I mean?[3], and I don't want to see goons everywhere ...[3], and, Christ ...[3], and helicopter gunships? I don't know[3], and let's not forget The Thing ... / ... and maybe I should stay a-ROUND here for my sins ... ?[3], and leaders? ... do me a favour![3], and I could do with a drink now ...[3], and all that food ...[3], and ... how?[3], and, tell me! ... How I will be able to enjoy my pasties? / and ... How will I be able to enjoy my mint ice creams?[3], and it will be a big fuss[3], and Stella or ... Kronenbourg ... ? I don't care![3], and there will be a lot of mess[3], and I'll tell you one thing, kooks: the seagulls won't like it[3], and swooping down ...[3], and I'll tell you another thing: the Owlman won't like it[3], and with ... his baleful eyes![3], and the locals?[3], and they don't like strangers ... but they know me, of course[3], and it could turn nasty[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and should I even be thinking about it? Well ...[3], and let me see ...[3], and I'm clutching at straws here, but, but, BUT(!) ...[3], and, oh, my wicked imagination![3], and maybe the locals will throw them all into a wicker man ...[3], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[3], and you've got to have a dream![3], and, so ... April, May? ... September?[3], and never, never ... mind[3], and

And ... FFS![1], and, listen! ... I'm a man who likes peace and quiet / and do you know what I mean?[1], and ... FFS![2], and I don't want to see goons everywhere ...[1], and, listen! ... I'm a man who likes pe ace and qui et / and do you know what I mean?[2], and, Christ ...[1], and I don't want to see goons everywhere ...[2], and helicopter gunships? I don't know[1], and, Christ ...[2], and let's not forget The Thing ... / ... and maybe I should stay a-ROUND here for my sins ... ?[1], and helicopter gunships? I don't know[2], and leaders? ... do me a favour![1], and let's not forget The Thing ... / ... and maybe I should stay a-ROUND here for my sins ... ?[2], and I could do with a drink now ...[1], and leaders? ... do me a favour![2], and all that food ...[1], and I could do with a drink now ...[2], and ... how?[1], and all that food ...[2], and, tell me! ... How I will be able to enjoy my pasties? / and ... How will I be able to enjoy my mint ice creams?[1], and ... how?[2], and it will be a big fuss[1], and, tell me! ... How I will be able to enjoy my pasties? / and ... How will I be able to enjoy my mint ice creams?[2], and Stella or ... Kronenbourg ... ? I don't care![1], and it will be a big fuss[2], and there will be a lot of mess[1], and Stella or ... Kronenbourg ... ? I don't care![2], and I'll tell you one thing, kooks: the seagulls won't like it[1], and there will be a lot of mess[2], and swooping down ...[1], and I'll tell you one thing, kooks: the seagulls won't like it[2], and I'll tell you another thing: the Owlman won't like it[1], and swooping down ...[2], and with ... his baleful eyes![1], and I'll tell you another thing: the Owlman won't like it[2], and the locals?[1], and with ... his baleful eyes![2], and they don't like strangers ... but they know me, of course[1], and the locals?[2], and it could turn nasty[1], and they don't like strangers ... but they know me, of course[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and should I even be thinking about it? Well ...[1], and it could turn nasty[2], and let me see ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and should I even be thinking about it? Well ...[2], and I'm clutching at straws here, but, but, BUT(!) ...[1], and let me see ...[2], and, oh, my wicked imagination![1], and I'm clutching at straws here, but, but, BUT(!) ...[2], and maybe the locals will throw them all into a wicker man ...[1], and, oh, my wicked imagination![2], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[1], and maybe the locals will throw them all into a wicker man ...[2], and you've got to have a dream![1], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[2], and, so ... April, May? ... September?[1], and you've got to have a dream![2], and never, never ... mind[1], and, so ... April, May? ... September?[2], and ... FFS![3], and never, never ... mind[2], and, listen! ... I'm a man who likes p  e  a  c  e and q  u  i  e  t / and do you know what I mean?[3], and I don't want to see goons everywhere ...[3], and, Christ ...[3], and helicopter gunships? I don't know[3], and let's not forget The Thing ... / ... and maybe I should stay a-ROUND here for my sins ... ?[3], and leaders? ... do me a favour![3], and I could do with a drink now ...[3], and all that food ...[3], and ... how?[3], and, tell me! ... How I will be able to enjoy my pasties? / and ... How will I be able to enjoy my mint ice creams?[3], and it will be a big fuss[3], and Stella or ... Kronenbourg ... ? I don't care![3], and there will be a lot of mess[3], and I'll tell you one thing, kooks: the seagulls won't like it[3], and swooping down ...[3], and I'll tell you another thing: the Owlman won't like it[3], and with ... his baleful eyes![3], and the locals?[3], and they don't like strangers ... but they know me, of course[3], and it could turn nasty[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and should I even be thinking about it? Well ...[3], and let me see ...[3], and I'm clutching at straws here, but, but, BUT(!) ...[3], and, oh, my wicked imagination![3], and maybe the locals will throw them all into a wicker man ...[3], and ... 'Ha, ha, ha!'[3], and you've got to have a dream![3], and, so ... April, May? ... September?[3], and never, never ... mind[3], and