Wednesday 22 June 2022

[No. 1,011] Are you coming over to the "Ringo" side of the river?

You'll meet some gentle people there.

And, well ...[1], and ... "Hello!"[1], and, well ...[2], and here I am ... 'Where?!'[1], and ... "Hello!"[2], and I'm not in a very serious mood - you might be able to tell[1], and here I am ... 'Where?!'[2], and dizzy by the bridge[1], and I'm not in a very serious mood - you might be able to tell[2], and it's a sunny day outside, kooks, and I'm writing this for my sins inside ... so much bad karma![1], and dizzy by the bridge[2], and in my mind ... I can travel anywhere ... 'Where?!'[1], and it's a sunny day outside, kooks, and I'm writing this for my sins inside ... so much bad karma![2], and Kew Bridge, Kew Bridge, Kew - 'Don't say it three times, boss!' ... Don't be ridiculous![1], and in my mind ... I can travel anywhere ... 'Where?!'[2], and ... as if![1], and Kew Bridge, Kew Bridge, Kew - 'Don't say it three times, boss!' ... Don't be ridiculous![2], and, uh ...a kook says, "Hello!"[1], and ... as if![2], and, Christ ...[1], and, uh ...a kook says, "Hello!"[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, hello! ... Did you just come up the river on a doughnut?[1], and, Christ ...[2], and, oh ... the doughnut line - copyright Mel Smith[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, hello! ... Did you just come up the river on a doughnut?[2], and here you are ... 'Where?!'[1], and, oh ... the doughnut line - copyright Mel Smith[2], and I'm not by the bridge ... but I wish I was ... and I wish I had an ice cream in my hand[1], and here you are ... 'Where?!'[2], and I'm getting confused now - which is fine by me[1], and I'm not by the bridge ... but I wish I was ... and I wish I had an ice cream in my hand[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and I'm getting confused now - which is fine by me[2], and let me take you down 'cause I'm going to ... a bridge by a pub where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies???[1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and ... 'What?!'[1], and let me take you down 'cause I'm going to ... a bridge by a pub where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies???[2], and, no ... that's not right, is it?[1], and ... 'What?!'[2], and we all live on a boat on the river ... ... ... ??? ??? ???[1], and, no ... that's not right, is it?[2], and ... 'Er ... a yellow one?'[1], and we all live on a boat on the river ... ... ... ??? ??? ???[2], and I'm really not sure, Voice... a yellow sub - ... 'Shush! We don't want Elon turning up'[1], and ... 'Er ... a yellow one?'[2], and he'll just buy everything ... we'll never get to the river then[1], and I'm really not sure, Voice... a yellow sub - ... 'Shush! We don't want Elon turning up'[2], and more money than sense, that guy[1], and he'll just buy everything ... we'll never get to the river then[2], and, so ... listen to me, kooks![1], and more money than sense, that guy[2], and if you're coming over to the "Ringo" side of the river ... I can't promise you that you'll ever go home again[1], and, so ... listen to me, kooks![2], and ... 'Home, home ... home is where the nightmare is!'[1], and if you're coming over to the "Ringo" side of the river ... I can't promise you that you'll ever go home again[2], and, yeah ... who cares about home?![1], and ... 'Home, home ... home is where the nightmare is!'[2], and goodbye![1], and, yeah ... who cares about home?![2], and, well ...[3], and goodbye![2], and ... "Hello!"[3], and here I am ... 'Where?!'[3], and I'm not in a very serious mood - you might be able to tell[3], and dizzy by the bridge[3], and it's a sunny day outside, kooks, and I'm writing this for my sins inside ... so much bad karma![3], and in my mind ... I can travel anywhere ... 'Where?!'[3], and Kew Bridge, Kew Bridge, Kew - 'Don't say it three times, boss!' ... Don't be ridiculous![3], and ... as if![3], and, uh ...a kook says, "Hello!"[3], and, Christ ...[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, hello! ... Did you just come up the river on a doughnut?[3], and, oh ... the doughnut line - copyright Mel Smith[3], and here you are ... 'Where?!'[3], and I'm not by the bridge ... but I wish I was ... and I wish I had an ice cream in my hand[3], and I'm getting confused now - which is fine by me[3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and let me take you down 'cause I'm going to ... a bridge by a pub where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies???[3], and ... 'What?!'[3], and, no ... that's not right, is it?[3], and we all live on a boat on the river ... ... ... ??? ??? ???[3], and ... 'Er ... a yellow one?'[3], and I'm really not sure, Voice... a yellow sub - ... 'Shush! We don't want Elon turning up'[3], and he'll just buy everything ... we'll never get to the river then[3], and more money than sense, that guy[3], and, so ... listen to me, kooks![3], and if you're coming over to the "Ringo" side of the river ... I can't promise you that you'll ever go home again[3], and ... 'Home, home ... home is where the nightmare is!'[3], and, yeah ... who cares about home?![3], and goodbye![3], and

And, well ...[1], and ... "Hello!"[1], and, well ...[2], and here I am ... 'Where?!'[1], and ... "Hello!"[2], and I'm not in a very serious mood - you might be able to tell[1], and here I am ... 'Where?!'[2], and dizzy by the bridge[1], and I'm not in a very serious mood - you might be able to tell[2], and it's a sunny day outside, kooks, and I'm writing this for my sins inside ... so much bad karma![1], and dizzy by the bridge[2], and in my mind ... I can travel anywhere ... 'Where?!'[1], and it's a sunny day outside, kooks, and I'm writing this for my sins inside ... so much bad karma![2], and Kew Bridge, Kew Bridge, Kew - 'Don't say it three times, boss!' ... Don't be ridiculous![1], and in my mind ... I can travel anywhere ... 'Where?!'[2], and ... as if![1], and Kew Bridge, Kew Bridge, Kew - 'Don't say it three times, boss!' ... Don't be ridiculous![2], and, uh ...a kook says, "Hello!"[1], and ... as if![2], and, Christ ...[1], and, uh ...a kook says, "Hello!"[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, hello! ... Did you just come up the river on a doughnut?[1], and, Christ ...[2], and, oh ... the doughnut line - copyright Mel Smith[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, hello! ... Did you just come up the river on a doughnut?[2], and here you are ... 'Where?!'[1], and, oh ... the doughnut line - copyright Mel Smith[2], and I'm not by the bridge ... but I wish I was ... and I wish I had an ice cream in my hand[1], and here you are ... 'Where?!'[2], and I'm getting confused now - which is fine by me[1], and I'm not by the bridge ... but I wish I was ... and I wish I had an ice cream in my hand[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and I'm getting confused now - which is fine by me[2], and let me take you down 'cause I'm going to ... a bridge by a pub where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies???[1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and ... 'What?!'[1], and let me take you down 'cause I'm going to ... a bridge by a pub where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies???[2], and, no ... that's not right, is it?[1], and ... 'What?!'[2], and we all live on a boat on the river ... ... ... ??? ??? ???[1], and, no ... that's not right, is it?[2], and ... 'Er ... a yellow one?'[1], and we all live on a boat on the river ... ... ... ??? ??? ???[2], and I'm really not sure, Voice... a yellow sub - ... 'Shush! We don't want Elon turning up'[1], and ... 'Er ... a yellow one?'[2], and he'll just buy everything ... we'll never get to the river then[1], and I'm really not sure, Voice... a yellow sub - ... 'Shush! We don't want Elon turning up'[2], and more money than sense, that guy[1], and he'll just buy everything ... we'll never get to the river then[2], and, so ... listen to me, kooks![1], and more money than sense, that guy[2], and if you're coming over to the "Ringo" side of the river ... I can't promise you that you'll ever go home again[1], and, so ... listen to me, kooks![2], and ... 'Home, home ... home is where the nightmare is!'[1], and if you're coming over to the "Ringo" side of the river ... I can't promise you that you'll ever go home again[2], and, yeah ... who cares about home?![1], and ... 'Home, home ... home is where the nightmare is!'[2], and goodbye![1], and, yeah ... who cares about home?![2], and, well ...[3], and goodbye![2], and ... "Hello!"[3], and here I am ... 'Where?!'[3], and I'm not in a very serious mood - you might be able to tell[3], and dizzy by the bridge[3], and it's a sunny day outside, kooks, and I'm writing this for my sins inside ... so much bad karma![3], and in my mind ... I can travel anywhere ... 'Where?!'[3], and Kew Bridge, Kew Bridge, Kew - 'Don't say it three times, boss!' ... Don't be ridiculous![3], and ... as if![3], and, uh ...a kook says, "Hello!"[3], and, Christ ...[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, hello! ... Did you just come up the river on a doughnut?[3], and, oh ... the doughnut line - copyright Mel Smith[3], and here you are ... 'Where?!'[3], and I'm not by the bridge ... but I wish I was ... and I wish I had an ice cream in my hand[3], and I'm getting confused now - which is fine by me[3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and let me take you down 'cause I'm going to ... a bridge by a pub where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies???[3], and ... 'What?!'[3], and, no ... that's not right, is it?[3], and we all live on a boat on the river ... ... ... ??? ??? ???[3], and ... 'Er ... a yellow one?'[3], and I'm really not sure, Voice... a yellow sub - ... 'Shush! We don't want Elon turning up'[3], and he'll just buy everything ... we'll never get to the river then[3], and more money than sense, that guy[3], and, so ... listen to me, kooks![3], and if you're coming over to the "Ringo" side of the river ... I can't promise you that you'll ever go home again[3], and ... 'Home, home ... home is where the nightmare is!'[3], and, yeah ... who cares about home?![3], and goodbye![3], and

And, well ...[1], and ... "Hello!"[1], and, well ...[2], and here I am ... 'Where?!'[1], and ... "Hello!"[2], and I'm not in a very serious mood - you might be able to tell[1], and here I am ... 'Where?!'[2], and dizzy by the bridge[1], and I'm not in a very serious mood - you might be able to tell[2], and it's a sunny day outside, kooks, and I'm writing this for my sins inside ... so much bad karma![1], and dizzy by the bridge[2], and in my mind ... I can travel anywhere ... 'Where?!'[1], and it's a sunny day outside, kooks, and I'm writing this for my sins inside ... so much bad karma![2], and Kew Bridge, Kew Bridge, Kew - 'Don't say it three times, boss!' ... Don't be ridiculous![1], and in my mind ... I can travel anywhere ... 'Where?!'[2], and ... as if![1], and Kew Bridge, Kew Bridge, Kew - 'Don't say it three times, boss!' ... Don't be ridiculous![2], and, uh ...a kook says, "Hello!"[1], and ... as if![2], and, Christ ...[1], and, uh ...a kook says, "Hello!"[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, hello! ... Did you just come up the river on a doughnut?[1], and, Christ ...[2], and, oh ... the doughnut line - copyright Mel Smith[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, hello! ... Did you just come up the river on a doughnut?[2], and here you are ... 'Where?!'[1], and, oh ... the doughnut line - copyright Mel Smith[2], and I'm not by the bridge ... but I wish I was ... and I wish I had an ice cream in my hand[1], and here you are ... 'Where?!'[2], and I'm getting confused now - which is fine by me[1], and I'm not by the bridge ... but I wish I was ... and I wish I had an ice cream in my hand[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and I'm getting confused now - which is fine by me[2], and let me take you down 'cause I'm going to ... a bridge by a pub where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies???[1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and ... 'What?!'[1], and let me take you down 'cause I'm going to ... a bridge by a pub where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies???[2], and, no ... that's not right, is it?[1], and ... 'What?!'[2], and we all live on a boat on the river ... ... ... ??? ??? ???[1], and, no ... that's not right, is it?[2], and ... 'Er ... a yellow one?'[1], and we all live on a boat on the river ... ... ... ??? ??? ???[2], and I'm really not sure, Voice... a yellow sub - ... 'Shush! We don't want Elon turning up'[1], and ... 'Er ... a yellow one?'[2], and he'll just buy everything ... we'll never get to the river then[1], and I'm really not sure, Voice... a yellow sub - ... 'Shush! We don't want Elon turning up'[2], and more money than sense, that guy[1], and he'll just buy everything ... we'll never get to the river then[2], and, so ... listen to me, kooks![1], and more money than sense, that guy[2], and if you're coming over to the "Ringo" side of the river ... I can't promise you that you'll ever go home again[1], and, so ... listen to me, kooks![2], and ... 'Home, home ... home is where the nightmare is!'[1], and if you're coming over to the "Ringo" side of the river ... I can't promise you that you'll ever go home again[2], and, yeah ... who cares about home?![1], and ... 'Home, home ... home is where the nightmare is!'[2], and goodbye![1], and, yeah ... who cares about home?![2], and, well ...[3], and goodbye![2], and ... "Hello!"[3], and here I am ... 'Where?!'[3], and I'm not in a very serious mood - you might be able to tell[3], and dizzy by the bridge[3], and it's a sunny day outside, kooks, and I'm writing this for my sins inside ... so much bad karma![3], and in my mind ... I can travel anywhere ... 'Where?!'[3], and Kew Bridge, Kew Bridge, Kew - 'Don't say it three times, boss!' ... Don't be ridiculous![3], and ... as if![3], and, uh ...a kook says, "Hello!"[3], and, Christ ...[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and, hello! ... Did you just come up the river on a doughnut?[3], and, oh ... the doughnut line - copyright Mel Smith[3], and here you are ... 'Where?!'[3], and I'm not by the bridge ... but I wish I was ... and I wish I had an ice cream in my hand[3], and I'm getting confused now - which is fine by me[3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and let me take you down 'cause I'm going to ... a bridge by a pub where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies???[3], and ... 'What?!'[3], and, no ... that's not right, is it?[3], and we all live on a boat on the river ... ... ... ??? ??? ???[3], and ... 'Er ... a yellow one?'[3], and I'm really not sure, Voice... a yellow sub - ... 'Shush! We don't want Elon turning up'[3], and he'll just buy everything ... we'll never get to the river then[3], and more money than sense, that guy[3], and, so ... listen to me, kooks![3], and if you're coming over to the "Ringo" side of the river ... I can't promise you that you'll ever go home again[3], and ... 'Home, home ... home is where the nightmare is!'[3], and, yeah ... who cares about home?![3], and goodbye![3], and