Congratulations to hedge fund manager Marshall Wace! At a time when hedge fund companies are struggling to raise money, Marshall Wace - run by Paul Marshall and Ian Wace - pulls this rabbit out of the hat, a market-neutral global Tops fund. And it doesn't get any better than that.
I'm feeling so positive today, in spite of the awful weather. Let's celebrate all the hedge fund managers in the universe! Dear reader, you can choose! Chant this shit! O - (hedge fund manager of your choice) - you are the greatest, the most beautiful, the most mystical hedge fund manager in the cosmos! Big Herb loves you, and I'm pretty sure Ganesh does too. O - (hedge fund manager) - may all the angels protect you and your funds! And screw Jack Pickles! He ain't nothing.
I'm feeling so positive today, in spite of the awful weather. Let's celebrate all the hedge fund managers in the universe! Dear reader, you can choose! Chant this shit! O - (hedge fund manager of your choice) - you are the greatest, the most beautiful, the most mystical hedge fund manager in the cosmos! Big Herb loves you, and I'm pretty sure Ganesh does too. O - (hedge fund manager) - may all the angels protect you and your funds! And screw Jack Pickles! He ain't nothing.
