Monday, 8 August 2016

Bernhard Falk is getting funds launched for him by Deutsche Bank!

Well, it's Deutsche Asset Management*, actually, which is a part of the Deutsche Bank Group. And it's only one fund. I exaggerated a bit. But one fund is good. Nobody launches any funds for me. Mr Falk should be happy with what he's got. 'And what has he got, boss, our Bernhard?' Er ... the Global Bonds High Conviction fund. 'Nice.' Yeah, something to do with government and corporate bond issues, and fixed income assets, and convertible and financial bonds, apparently. 'Very nice.' Well, I suppose ...

*From Bloomberg [Deutsche Asset Management Inc. (DeAM) provides services to domestic and international clients. It provides its services to corporations, financial institutions, public and private pension funds, endowments, foundations, and not-for-profit organizations. The firm manages separate client-focused equity, fixed income, and balanced portfolios. It also manages mutual funds, commingled funds, scary monsters, trust funds, hedge funds, and fund of funds for its clients. The firm invests in the public equity, fixed income, and real estate markets across the globe. It also makes private equity investments. The firm invests in growth and value stocks of micro-cap, small-cap, mid-cap, and large-cap companies.]

Unfortunately, our Bernhard is a bit of a mystery man, so there's not much I can tell you about him, dear reader(s). 'Why is he a mystery man? Is it because you couldn't find anything about him on the internet?' Yes, Voice, that's the reason. 'Well, that doesn't make him a mystery man, man! He could lead a rich and fulfilling life offline in the real world, one that everybody knows about.' Ha! Don't be ridiculous! No one leads a rich and fulfilling life offline in the real world these days. EVERYTHING(!!!) is online. 'Oh. What about your conceptual stuff?' Well, firstly, my conceptual stuff, I mean, the reality of my conceptual stuff, is a refuge from the world. But, secondly, I don't know if you've noticed ... it's all online! That's where life is NOW! Real life, you dig? 'And the astral plane?' Screw the astral plane, son! It's just a mystical internet from ancient times.


Well, well ... / Oh, never mind. Forget about it! Ha! It's all nonsense. However, I will be getting a-ROUND later, for my peccadilloes.

Oh, oh, oh ... what album am I listening to, reader(s)? See if you can guess! Uh, if you're smart, you won't have to guess ... ha, ha, ha!