Tuesday 2 November 2021

Should I really do this PR email?

I mean ...

'What's the problem, boss?'

They've sent it in PDF form, Voice. 'Oh, that Lucky! He's such a bastard.'

Well, the first bit from the covering letter is all right -

Vauban Infrastructure Partners is delighted to announce today the signing of a definitive agreement related to the acquisition, by an entity controlled by an investment fund managed by Vauban, of Boreal Holding AS and its subsidiaries ("Boreal"), a leading multi-modal public transportation services solution provider headquartered in Stavanger, Norway from Everbright Overseas Infrastructure Investment Fund LP ("EOIIF"), a fund sponsored and managed by China Everbright Limited ("CEL") (HKG: 0165). This acquisition strengthens Vauban's investment footprint in the mobility sector as well as its presence in the Nordics region. Vauban is committed to maximise its impact in the region and create sustainable value to all the stakeholders over the long-term.

You see? 'Nice.'

Then it all goes downhill ...

Paris October 28th 2021  Vauban  Infrastructure         Partners  announces signing  of  the  transaction  related  to  the acquisition of the controlling stake in the Boreal Holding          ASone of the largest operator in the Norwegian public transportation market Vauban  Infrastructure  Partners            "Vauban!!!")  is delighted to  announce  today                 the signing of a  definitive agreement  related  to  the  acquisition,  by  an  entity  controlled  by  an  investment  fund  managed  by Vauban, of Boreal Holding AS and its subsidiaries "Boreal"a leading         multi-modal public transportation services solution provider headquartered in Stavanger             Norway from Everbright Overseas Infrastructure Investment Fund LP          "EOIIF"              a fund sponsored and managed by China Everbright Limited "CEL"          HKG: 0165     this  acquisition  strengthens  Vauban's  investment  footprint  in  the  mobility  sector  as  well              as  its presence in the Nordics region    Vauban is committed to maximise its impact in the region and create sustainable value to all the stakeholders over the long-term           Boreal is one of the largest operators in the Norwegian public transportation              market it          operates medium- to  long-term  contracts granted  by  public  transport  authorities  in  four  key  segments of  car  ferries,  fast ferries, light rail and        nationwide busessince   EOIIF's acquisition of Boreal in April 2018      Boreal achieved substantial growth in its contract portfolio on top of its expansion into Sweden. Boreal also transformed itself into a global pioneer in sustainable transportation under EOIIF's ownership Boreal commenced operations of several key electric ferries operations fully powered by battery in 2021 on top of electric buses contracts across Norway the  acquisition  of  Boreal  strengthens  Vauban's  footprint  in  the  Nordics  region  complementing  it  with landmark operation by entering the PTA               ferryand bus sectors both ferries and nationwide bus sectors deliver essential services to local communities by acting as continuation of national roads in the rugged Norwegian  fjords acquisition  of  Boreal  further  demonstrates  Vauban's  commitment  to  sustainable development of local communities providing sustainable essential mobility services the transaction is the fourth investment managed by Vauban Infrastructure Partners in the Nordics region after the acquisition of stakes in Oslofjörd Värme a Norwegian district heating company Loiste Group   a Finnish multi utility company and Borealis an Icelandic data centre respectively in 20182019 and 2021  Vauban's  acute  understanding  of  mobility  assets  as  well  as  its  strong  commitment  toward decarbonization of mobility through electrification and its long-term relationships with industrial partners and advisors have been crucial for the origination and assessment of this transaction  closing of the transaction is expected in the fourth quarter of 2021 or the first quarter of 2022 subject to customary closing conditions including anti-trust clearance  Vauban was advised by Credit Agricole CIB financial advisor Aabø-Evensen legal Alvarez & Marsal finance  tax  and  operations  Roland  Berger  commercial Lloyd's  Register  Maritime  Performance Services technical Anthesis environmental Aon insurance and pension Marsh W&I broker Maria  Munina Investment Director  Partner             at Vauban Infrastructure Partners comments through this landmark transaction   Vauban Infrastructure Partners acquires a leader in its sector supported by a strong management team this transaction shows evidence of Vauban Infrastructure Partners' ability to identify and  assess  high  quality  core  assets  in  the  new  markets  and  to  leverage  on  our  expertise  and understanding of mobility sector and its dynamics Pierre-Gilles Diat  Vice President at Vauban Infrastructure Partners adds this transaction is another pillar of Vauban Infrastructure Partners presence in the Nordics and allows              usto further strengthen our expertise in mobility assets we  are committed to supporting Boreal and its  management team in  offering high quality and sustainable        mobility infrastructure and services to local communities in Norway and Sweden

So, uh ... I don't know. I don't know why these PR firms give Lucky so much work. It's ridiculous.

Anyway ...

ENDS

...

Anything else?

Man, I should be writing those three lyrics, but I keep putting it off.

Last night, I played Mighty Soul, followed by the three incomplete songs ... And Rain Came Down, Life and Death, The Future.

They sounded really good together. I could have a pretty decent career just with those four songs. But when you throw in the other six of my BIG TEN, well ...

'That should motivate you then, boss.'

Yes, it should. In theory, it should. But I've always been a perverse artist.

I think it's because I have to motivate myself all the time - by myself, you dig? The Beatles had each other. Look!

'Christ! You've got me for all that.'

Yeah, yeah ... yeah ... ooo ooo ooo!

Later(s), kook(s)!