Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Brewin Dolphin's Mike Lenhoff speaks of a double dip!

Yes, he does! Mike Lenhoff, who just happens to be the chief of all the strategists at the investment manager Brewin Dolphin, has told Reuters that he reckons there is a 25 per cent chance of a double dip. A double dip!

What does he mean? He reckons the markets should tread water! What does he mean? He has got it all wrong! A triple dip is guaranteed!

Astraddle on the dolphin's mire and blood, spirit after spirit! Yes! We have been here before, with dolphins in an astral sea. But not treading water! No! WE WERE SWIMMING AND BOBBING AND DIVING AND ALL KINDSA SHIT! AND NOW we must dive, dive, dive! Down to the depths of our astral sea. Oh, we are going down! All the way! Dip once! Dip twice! Three times a lady dolphin!


We can be dolphins too! WE CAN CHANGE OUR FORM! Yes! Shape-shifting motherfuckers!

O Master, it's a dolphin-torn, a gong-tormented sea, is what it is!

Fuckin' A!