Thursday, 19 November 2015

[No. 368] There is no Rick Saunders working in banking

I don't care what anyone says.

And the problem is ... LinkedIn doesn't know any Rick of Deutsche, oh, never heard of him![1], and are YOU(!) ... no![1], and the problem is ... LinkedIn doesn't know any Rick of Deutsche, oh, never heard of him![2], and maybe I should research more, but I'm lazy, and not too bothered, and not actually of this cold world, so ...[1], and are YOU(!) ... no![2], and if he's got any sense, he doesn't exist / Tell me, who sensible ... would want to exist?[1], and maybe I should research more, but I'm lazy, and not too bothered, and not actually of this cold world, so ...[2], and we exist! Just look at us! Ha! Ha! Ha![1], and if he's got any sense, he doesn't exist / Tell me, who sensible ... would want to exist?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, uh, he's not here ... but still we spin / What else are we good for?[1], and we exist! Just look at us! Ha! Ha! Ha![2], and ... release me![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, uh, he's not here ... but still we spin / What else are we good for?[2], and if he came to us, out of the blue, a genuine human being, so real, a miracle ... "Oh, just another banker ..." - !!![1], and ... release me![2], and why are we so dissatisfied?[1], and if he came to us, out of the blue, a genuine human being, so real, a miracle ... "Oh, just another banker ..." - !!![2], and global head of equity trading ... WHAT DOES IT MEAN?![1], and why are we so dissatisfied?[2], and my instincts are telling me it's a game, a big comedy / Yes, "they" like to see me writing this shit, so funny, ha![1], and global head of equity trading ... WHAT DOES IT MEAN?![2], and here is EMPTINESS!!! / and here is HOWLING of the WIND!!![1], and my instincts are telling me it's a game, a big comedy / Yes, "they" like to see me writing this shit, so funny, ha![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... Jesus H. Christ! / Have we lost the sense of the words yet?[1], and here is EMPTINESS!!! / and here is HOWLING of the WIND!!![2], and I would be happy with ... PURE FEELING[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... Jesus H. Christ! / Have we lost the sense of the words yet?[2], and the problem is ... LinkedIn doesn't know any Rick of Deutsche, oh, never heard of him![3], and I would be happy with ... PURE FEELING[2], and are YOU(!) ... no![3], and maybe I should research more, but I'm lazy, and not too bothered, and not actually of this cold world, so ...[3], and if he's got any sense, he doesn't exist / Tell me, who sensible ... would want to exist?[3], and we exist! Just look at us! Ha! Ha! Ha![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, uh, he's not here ... but still we spin / What else are we good for?[3], and ... release me![3], and if he came to us, out of the blue, a genuine human being, so real, a miracle ... "Oh, just another banker ..." - !!![3], and why are we so dissatisfied?[3], and global head of equity trading ... WHAT DOES IT MEAN?![3], and my instincts are telling me it's a game, a big comedy / Yes, "they" like to see me writing this shit, so funny, ha![3], and here is EMPTINESS!!! / and here is HOWLING of the WIND!!![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... Jesus H. Christ! / Have we lost the sense of the words yet?[3], and I would be happy with ... PURE FEELING[3], and

And the problem is ... LinkedIn doesn't know any Rick of Deutsche, oh, never heard of him![1], and are YOU(!) ... no![1], and the problem is ... LinkedIn doesn't know any Rick of Deutsche, oh, never heard of him![2], and maybe I should research more, but I'm lazy, and not too bothered, and not actually of this cold world, so ...[1], and are YOU(!) ... no![2], and if he's got any sense, he doesn't exist / Tell me, who sensible ... would want to exist?[1], and maybe I should research more, but I'm lazy, and not too bothered, and not actually of this cold world, so ...[2], and we exist! Just look at us! Ha! Ha! Ha![1], and if he's got any sense, he doesn't exist / Tell me, who sensible ... would want to exist?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, uh, he's not here ... but still we spin / What else are we good for?[1], and we exist! Just look at us! Ha! Ha! Ha![2], and ... release me![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, uh, he's not here ... but still we spin / What else are we good for?[2], and if he came to us, out of the blue, a genuine human being, so real, a miracle ... "Oh, just another banker ..." - !!![1], and ... release me![2], and why are we so dissatisfied?[1], and if he came to us, out of the blue, a genuine human being, so real, a miracle ... "Oh, just another banker ..." - !!![2], and global head of equity trading ... WHAT DOES IT MEAN?![1], and why are we so dissatisfied?[2], and my instincts are telling me it's a game, a big comedy / Yes, "they" like to see me writing this shit, so funny, ha![1], and global head of equity trading ... WHAT DOES IT MEAN?![2], and here is EMPTINESS!!! / and here is HOWLING of the WIND!!![1], and my instincts are telling me it's a game, a big comedy / Yes, "they" like to see me writing this shit, so funny, ha![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... Jesus H. Christ! / Have we lost the sense of the words yet?[1], and here is EMPTINESS!!! / and here is HOWLING of the WIND!!![2], and I would be happy with ... PURE FEELING[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... Jesus H. Christ! / Have we lost the sense of the words yet?[2], and the problem is ... LinkedIn doesn't know any Rick of Deutsche, oh, never heard of him![3], and I would be happy with ... PURE FEELING[2], and are YOU(!) ... no![3], and maybe I should research more, but I'm lazy, and not too bothered, and not actually of this cold world, so ...[3], and if he's got any sense, he doesn't exist / Tell me, who sensible ... would want to exist?[3], and we exist! Just look at us! Ha! Ha! Ha![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, uh, he's not here ... but still we spin / What else are we good for?[3], and ... release me![3], and if he came to us, out of the blue, a genuine human being, so real, a miracle ... "Oh, just another banker ..." - !!![3], and why are we so dissatisfied?[3], and global head of equity trading ... WHAT DOES IT MEAN?![3], and my instincts are telling me it's a game, a big comedy / Yes, "they" like to see me writing this shit, so funny, ha![3], and here is EMPTINESS!!! / and here is HOWLING of the WIND!!![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... Jesus H. Christ! / Have we lost the sense of the words yet?[3], and I would be happy with ... PURE FEELING[3], and

And the problem is ... LinkedIn doesn't know any Rick of Deutsche, oh, never heard of him![1], and are YOU(!) ... no![1], and the problem is ... LinkedIn doesn't know any Rick of Deutsche, oh, never heard of him![2], and maybe I should research more, but I'm lazy, and not too bothered, and not actually of this cold world, so ...[1], and are YOU(!) ... no![2], and if he's got any sense, he doesn't exist / Tell me, who sensible ... would want to exist?[1], and maybe I should research more, but I'm lazy, and not too bothered, and not actually of this cold world, so ...[2], and we exist! Just look at us! Ha! Ha! Ha![1], and if he's got any sense, he doesn't exist / Tell me, who sensible ... would want to exist?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, uh, he's not here ... but still we spin / What else are we good for?[1], and we exist! Just look at us! Ha! Ha! Ha![2], and ... release me![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, uh, he's not here ... but still we spin / What else are we good for?[2], and if he came to us, out of the blue, a genuine human being, so real, a miracle ... "Oh, just another banker ..." - !!![1], and ... release me![2], and why are we so dissatisfied?[1], and if he came to us, out of the blue, a genuine human being, so real, a miracle ... "Oh, just another banker ..." - !!![2], and global head of equity trading ... WHAT DOES IT MEAN?![1], and why are we so dissatisfied?[2], and my instincts are telling me it's a game, a big comedy / Yes, "they" like to see me writing this shit, so funny, ha![1], and global head of equity trading ... WHAT DOES IT MEAN?![2], and here is EMPTINESS!!! / and here is HOWLING of the WIND!!![1], and my instincts are telling me it's a game, a big comedy / Yes, "they" like to see me writing this shit, so funny, ha![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... Jesus H. Christ! / Have we lost the sense of the words yet?[1], and here is EMPTINESS!!! / and here is HOWLING of the WIND!!![2], and I would be happy with ... PURE FEELING[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... Jesus H. Christ! / Have we lost the sense of the words yet?[2], and the problem is ... LinkedIn doesn't know any Rick of Deutsche, oh, never heard of him![3], and I would be happy with ... PURE FEELING[2], and are YOU(!) ... no![3], and maybe I should research more, but I'm lazy, and not too bothered, and not actually of this cold world, so ...[3], and if he's got any sense, he doesn't exist / Tell me, who sensible ... would want to exist?[3], and we exist! Just look at us! Ha! Ha! Ha![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, uh, he's not here ... but still we spin / What else are we good for?[3], and ... release me![3], and if he came to us, out of the blue, a genuine human being, so real, a miracle ... "Oh, just another banker ..." - !!![3], and why are we so dissatisfied?[3], and global head of equity trading ... WHAT DOES IT MEAN?![3], and my instincts are telling me it's a game, a big comedy / Yes, "they" like to see me writing this shit, so funny, ha![3], and here is EMPTINESS!!! / and here is HOWLING of the WIND!!![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... Jesus H. Christ! / Have we lost the sense of the words yet?[3], and I would be happy with ... PURE FEELING[3], and