Oh, I'm knackered, man! 'What's new, boss? You need some vitamin pills.' Shut up!
Anyway, those Societe Generale wankers, as Ewan McGregor says in Rogue Trader. Let's get it done quickly ...
CTA strategies posted lower returns across the board with all managed futures indices calculate in negative territory the Newedge CTA index was down -1.15% from 1.17% bringing year-to-date performance to -1.18%, uh, short term trader returns were mixed resulting in slightly negative index performance of -0.31% but representing a large return dispersion between individual managers, er, trend followers experienced the difficult market conditions in most strongly with the Newedge Trend index ending down -2.45% but leading with the strongest year-to-date returns compared to the other indices down slightly -0.97%, ah, shows all sectors contributed to losses in particular previous equity indices and currency gains were eroded returning -2.08% and -2.06% respectively. I’m out of breath, man! [Lord have mercy!] However all sectors except commodities remain in positive territory for currencies and equity indices at 0.73% and 0.69% respectively.
Well, thank you, Lucky! 'Who's Lucky, boss?' He's the PR guy who sent me the information. He's very good at "thinking", you know. He can do it at the drop of a hat.
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Anything else? Yeah. IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!
Anyway, those Societe Generale wankers, as Ewan McGregor says in Rogue Trader. Let's get it done quickly ...
CTA strategies posted lower returns across the board with all managed futures indices calculate in negative territory the Newedge CTA index was down -1.15% from 1.17% bringing year-to-date performance to -1.18%, uh, short term trader returns were mixed resulting in slightly negative index performance of -0.31% but representing a large return dispersion between individual managers, er, trend followers experienced the difficult market conditions in most strongly with the Newedge Trend index ending down -2.45% but leading with the strongest year-to-date returns compared to the other indices down slightly -0.97%, ah, shows all sectors contributed to losses in particular previous equity indices and currency gains were eroded returning -2.08% and -2.06% respectively. I’m out of breath, man! [Lord have mercy!] However all sectors except commodities remain in positive territory for currencies and equity indices at 0.73% and 0.69% respectively.
Well, thank you, Lucky! 'Who's Lucky, boss?' He's the PR guy who sent me the information. He's very good at "thinking", you know. He can do it at the drop of a hat.
...
Anything else? Yeah. IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!
