Wednesday 14 September 2022

[No. 1,032] How alive are you?

I'm talking to the squares.

And, hello ...[1], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[1], and, hello ...[2], and ... 'He's here to help'[1], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[2], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![1], and ... 'He's here to help'[2], and get a tin of baked beans ...[1], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![2], and ... 'Come on!'[1], and get a tin of baked beans ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[1], and ... 'Come on!'[2], and never ever mind ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[2], and open the tin, my friend ...[1], and never ever mind ...[2], and it's easy[1], and open the tin, my friend ...[2], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[1], and it's easy[2], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[1], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[2], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[1], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[2], and, so ...[1], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[2], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[1], and, so ...[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[2], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and all down your face ...[1], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[2], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![1], and all down your face ...[2], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[1], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![2], and do it - wherever you are![1], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[2], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[1], and do it - wherever you are![2], and let insanity alienate you[1], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[1], and let insanity alienate you[2], and ... Come on, come on!!![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[2], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![1], and ... Come on, come on!!![2], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[1], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![2], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[1], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[2], and that's no joke[1], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[2], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[1], and that's no joke[2], and I'll pray for you[1], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[2], and, hello ...[3], and I'll pray for you[2], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[3], and ... 'He's here to help'[3], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![3], and get a tin of baked beans ...[3], and ... 'Come on!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[3], and never ever mind ...[3], and open the tin, my friend ...[3], and it's easy[3], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[3], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[3], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[3], and, so ...[3], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[3], and all down your face ...[3], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![3], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[3], and do it - wherever you are![3], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[3], and let insanity alienate you[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[3], and ... Come on, come on!!![3], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![3], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[3], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[3], and that's no joke[3], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[3], and I'll pray for you[3], and

And, hello ...[1], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[1], and, hello ...[2], and ... 'He's here to help'[1], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[2], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![1], and ... 'He's here to help'[2], and get a tin of baked beans ...[1], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![2], and ... 'Come on!'[1], and get a tin of baked beans ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[1], and ... 'Come on!'[2], and never ever mind ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[2], and open the tin, my friend ...[1], and never ever mind ...[2], and it's easy[1], and open the tin, my friend ...[2], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[1], and it's easy[2], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[1], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[2], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[1], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[2], and, so ...[1], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[2], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[1], and, so ...[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[2], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and all down your face ...[1], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[2], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![1], and all down your face ...[2], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[1], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![2], and do it - wherever you are![1], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[2], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[1], and do it - wherever you are![2], and let insanity alienate you[1], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[1], and let insanity alienate you[2], and ... Come on, come on!!![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[2], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![1], and ... Come on, come on!!![2], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[1], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![2], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[1], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[2], and that's no joke[1], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[2], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[1], and that's no joke[2], and I'll pray for you[1], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[2], and, hello ...[3], and I'll pray for you[2], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[3], and ... 'He's here to help'[3], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![3], and get a tin of baked beans ...[3], and ... 'Come on!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[3], and never ever mind ...[3], and open the tin, my friend ...[3], and it's easy[3], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[3], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[3], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[3], and, so ...[3], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[3], and all down your face ...[3], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![3], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[3], and do it - wherever you are![3], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[3], and let insanity alienate you[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[3], and ... Come on, come on!!![3], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![3], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[3], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[3], and that's no joke[3], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[3], and I'll pray for you[3], and

And, hello ...[1], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[1], and, hello ...[2], and ... 'He's here to help'[1], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[2], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![1], and ... 'He's here to help'[2], and get a tin of baked beans ...[1], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![2], and ... 'Come on!'[1], and get a tin of baked beans ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[1], and ... 'Come on!'[2], and never ever mind ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[2], and open the tin, my friend ...[1], and never ever mind ...[2], and it's easy[1], and open the tin, my friend ...[2], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[1], and it's easy[2], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[1], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[2], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[1], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[2], and, so ...[1], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[2], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[1], and, so ...[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[2], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and all down your face ...[1], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[2], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![1], and all down your face ...[2], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[1], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![2], and do it - wherever you are![1], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[2], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[1], and do it - wherever you are![2], and let insanity alienate you[1], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[1], and let insanity alienate you[2], and ... Come on, come on!!![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[2], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![1], and ... Come on, come on!!![2], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[1], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![2], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[1], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[2], and that's no joke[1], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[2], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[1], and that's no joke[2], and I'll pray for you[1], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[2], and, hello ...[3], and I'll pray for you[2], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[3], and ... 'He's here to help'[3], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![3], and get a tin of baked beans ...[3], and ... 'Come on!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[3], and never ever mind ...[3], and open the tin, my friend ...[3], and it's easy[3], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[3], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[3], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[3], and, so ...[3], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[3], and all down your face ...[3], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![3], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[3], and do it - wherever you are![3], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[3], and let insanity alienate you[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[3], and ... Come on, come on!!![3], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![3], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[3], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[3], and that's no joke[3], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[3], and I'll pray for you[3], and