Monday 26 September 2022

[No. 1,035] What can you imagine?

Can you beat my derangements?

And, ha, ha, ha![1], and I'm a professional![1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and, look at me! ... I'm the man with the visions and the plans[1], and I'm a prof essional![2], and ... 'You're crazy, Mikey!'[1], and, look at me! ... I'm the man with the visions and the plans[2], and ... So?[1], and ... 'You're crazy, Mikey!'[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I imagine mad shit for a living, you dig?[1], and ... So?[2], and ... 'Oh, I dig!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I imagine m ad s hit for a living, you dig?[2], and you, you, YOU(!) ... can't even get close[1], and ... 'Oh, I dig!'[2], and you might be a square ... or you might be a kook ... Can't you decide for yourself?[1], and you, you, YOU(!) ... can't even get close[2], and, but, but, but ... I'm the best![1], and you might be a square ... or you might be a kook ... Can't you decide for yourself?[2], and if you want to be like me, Christ ... you've got to spin harder, man![1], and, but, but, but ... I'm the best![2], and a-ROUND ... COME ON - !!![1], and if you want to be like me, Christ ... you've got to spin harder, man![2], and my life ...[1], and a-ROUND ... COME ON - !!![2], and, well, uh, uh ... sound and vision ... all day long ... all night, too ... thoughts and feelings ... it's a lot to put up with[1], and my life ...[2], and ... 'You need another holiday, Mikey!'[1], and, well, uh, uh ... sound and vision ... all day long ... all night, too ... thoughts and feelings ... it's a lot to put up with[2], and, yeah, yeah, uh ... holiday ... maybe ... why do TV programmes and films always show loons in Cornwall?[1], and ... 'You need another holiday, Mikey!'[2], and ... 'Mystical place, ain't it?'[1], and, yeah, yeah, uh ... holiday ... maybe ... why do TV programmes and films always show loons in Cornwall?[2], and King Arthur must be pissed about his castle falling into the sea ... I mean, it was in the paper[1], and ... 'Mystical place, ain't it?'[2], and ... 'You met him once, didn't you?'[1], and King Arthur must be pissed about his castle falling into the sea ... I mean, it was in the paper[2], and, yes, Voice ... on the astral plane, like ... pathworking, you know?[1], and ... 'You met him once, didn't you?'[2], and, ah ... those days![1], and, yes, Voice ... on the astral plane, like ... pathworking, you know?[2], and we played a game of Noughts and Crosses, believe it or not ... on a tree stump, strangely[1], and, ah ... those days![2], and, anyway ...[1], and we played a game of Noughts and Crosses, believe it or not ... on a tree stump, strangely[2], and, listen! ... I didn't imagine that, kooks ... oh no ... the astral plane is as real as I am![1], and, anyway ...[2], and ... 'It's as real as I am'[1], and, listen! ... I didn't imagine that, kooks ... oh no ... the astral plane is as real as I am![2], and, uh, yeah ... anyway ... Where was I? ... please tell me ... What was I ... imagining?[1], and ... 'It's as real as I am'[2], and ... 'Don't ask me!'[1], and, uh, yeah ... anyway ... Where was I? ... please tell me ... What was I ... imagining?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I having fun, as usual???[1], and ... 'Don't ask me!'[2], and, well ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I having fun, as usual???[2], and here I am ... I imagine[1], and, well ...[2], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and here I am ... I imagine[2], and I'm a p  r  o  f  e  s  s  i  o  n  a  l![3], and, look at me! ... I'm the man with the visions and the plans[3], and ... 'You're crazy, Mikey!'[3], and ... So?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I imagine m  a  d s  h  i  t for a living, you dig?[3], and ... 'Oh, I dig!'[3], and you, you, YOU(!) ... can't even get close[3], and you might be a square ... or you might be a kook ... Can't you decide for yourself?[3], and, but, but, but ... I'm the best![3], and if you want to be like me, Christ ... you've got to spin harder, man![3], and a-ROUND ... COME ON - !!![3], and my life ...[3], and, well, uh, uh ... sound and vision ... all day long ... all night, too ... thoughts and feelings ... it's a lot to put up with[3], and ... 'You need another holiday, Mikey!'[3], and, yeah, yeah, uh ... holiday ... maybe ... why do TV programmes and films always show loons in Cornwall?[3], and ... 'Mystical place, ain't it?'[3], and King Arthur must be pissed about his castle falling into the sea ... I mean, it was in the paper[3], and ... 'You met him once, didn't you?'[3], and, yes, Voice ... on the astral plane, like ... pathworking, you know?[3], and, ah ... those days![3], and we played a game of Noughts and Crosses, believe it or not ... on a tree stump, strangely[3], and, anyway ...[3], and, listen! ... I didn't imagine that, kooks ... oh no ... the astral plane is as real as I am![3], and ... 'It's as real as I am'[3], and, uh, yeah ... anyway ... Where was I? ... please tell me ... What was I ... imagining?[3], and ... 'Don't ask me!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I having fun, as usual???[3], and, well ...[3], and here I am ... I imagine[3], and

And, ha, ha, ha![1], and I'm a professional![1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and, look at me! ... I'm the man with the visions and the plans[1], and I'm a prof essional![2], and ... 'You're crazy, Mikey!'[1], and, look at me! ... I'm the man with the visions and the plans[2], and ... So?[1], and ... 'You're crazy, Mikey!'[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I imagine mad shit for a living, you dig?[1], and ... So?[2], and ... 'Oh, I dig!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I imagine m ad s hit for a living, you dig?[2], and you, you, YOU(!) ... can't even get close[1], and ... 'Oh, I dig!'[2], and you might be a square ... or you might be a kook ... Can't you decide for yourself?[1], and you, you, YOU(!) ... can't even get close[2], and, but, but, but ... I'm the best![1], and you might be a square ... or you might be a kook ... Can't you decide for yourself?[2], and if you want to be like me, Christ ... you've got to spin harder, man![1], and, but, but, but ... I'm the best![2], and a-ROUND ... COME ON - !!![1], and if you want to be like me, Christ ... you've got to spin harder, man![2], and my life ...[1], and a-ROUND ... COME ON - !!![2], and, well, uh, uh ... sound and vision ... all day long ... all night, too ... thoughts and feelings ... it's a lot to put up with[1], and my life ...[2], and ... 'You need another holiday, Mikey!'[1], and, well, uh, uh ... sound and vision ... all day long ... all night, too ... thoughts and feelings ... it's a lot to put up with[2], and, yeah, yeah, uh ... holiday ... maybe ... why do TV programmes and films always show loons in Cornwall?[1], and ... 'You need another holiday, Mikey!'[2], and ... 'Mystical place, ain't it?'[1], and, yeah, yeah, uh ... holiday ... maybe ... why do TV programmes and films always show loons in Cornwall?[2], and King Arthur must be pissed about his castle falling into the sea ... I mean, it was in the paper[1], and ... 'Mystical place, ain't it?'[2], and ... 'You met him once, didn't you?'[1], and King Arthur must be pissed about his castle falling into the sea ... I mean, it was in the paper[2], and, yes, Voice ... on the astral plane, like ... pathworking, you know?[1], and ... 'You met him once, didn't you?'[2], and, ah ... those days![1], and, yes, Voice ... on the astral plane, like ... pathworking, you know?[2], and we played a game of Noughts and Crosses, believe it or not ... on a tree stump, strangely[1], and, ah ... those days![2], and, anyway ...[1], and we played a game of Noughts and Crosses, believe it or not ... on a tree stump, strangely[2], and, listen! ... I didn't imagine that, kooks ... oh no ... the astral plane is as real as I am![1], and, anyway ...[2], and ... 'It's as real as I am'[1], and, listen! ... I didn't imagine that, kooks ... oh no ... the astral plane is as real as I am![2], and, uh, yeah ... anyway ... Where was I? ... please tell me ... What was I ... imagining?[1], and ... 'It's as real as I am'[2], and ... 'Don't ask me!'[1], and, uh, yeah ... anyway ... Where was I? ... please tell me ... What was I ... imagining?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I having fun, as usual???[1], and ... 'Don't ask me!'[2], and, well ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I having fun, as usual???[2], and here I am ... I imagine[1], and, well ...[2], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and here I am ... I imagine[2], and I'm a p  r  o  f  e  s  s  i  o  n  a  l![3], and, look at me! ... I'm the man with the visions and the plans[3], and ... 'You're crazy, Mikey!'[3], and ... So?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I imagine m  a  d s  h  i  t for a living, you dig?[3], and ... 'Oh, I dig!'[3], and you, you, YOU(!) ... can't even get close[3], and you might be a square ... or you might be a kook ... Can't you decide for yourself?[3], and, but, but, but ... I'm the best![3], and if you want to be like me, Christ ... you've got to spin harder, man![3], and a-ROUND ... COME ON - !!![3], and my life ...[3], and, well, uh, uh ... sound and vision ... all day long ... all night, too ... thoughts and feelings ... it's a lot to put up with[3], and ... 'You need another holiday, Mikey!'[3], and, yeah, yeah, uh ... holiday ... maybe ... why do TV programmes and films always show loons in Cornwall?[3], and ... 'Mystical place, ain't it?'[3], and King Arthur must be pissed about his castle falling into the sea ... I mean, it was in the paper[3], and ... 'You met him once, didn't you?'[3], and, yes, Voice ... on the astral plane, like ... pathworking, you know?[3], and, ah ... those days![3], and we played a game of Noughts and Crosses, believe it or not ... on a tree stump, strangely[3], and, anyway ...[3], and, listen! ... I didn't imagine that, kooks ... oh no ... the astral plane is as real as I am![3], and ... 'It's as real as I am'[3], and, uh, yeah ... anyway ... Where was I? ... please tell me ... What was I ... imagining?[3], and ... 'Don't ask me!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I having fun, as usual???[3], and, well ...[3], and here I am ... I imagine[3], and

And, ha, ha, ha![1], and I'm a professional![1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and, look at me! ... I'm the man with the visions and the plans[1], and I'm a prof essional![2], and ... 'You're crazy, Mikey!'[1], and, look at me! ... I'm the man with the visions and the plans[2], and ... So?[1], and ... 'You're crazy, Mikey!'[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I imagine mad shit for a living, you dig?[1], and ... So?[2], and ... 'Oh, I dig!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I imagine m ad s hit for a living, you dig?[2], and you, you, YOU(!) ... can't even get close[1], and ... 'Oh, I dig!'[2], and you might be a square ... or you might be a kook ... Can't you decide for yourself?[1], and you, you, YOU(!) ... can't even get close[2], and, but, but, but ... I'm the best![1], and you might be a square ... or you might be a kook ... Can't you decide for yourself?[2], and if you want to be like me, Christ ... you've got to spin harder, man![1], and, but, but, but ... I'm the best![2], and a-ROUND ... COME ON - !!![1], and if you want to be like me, Christ ... you've got to spin harder, man![2], and my life ...[1], and a-ROUND ... COME ON - !!![2], and, well, uh, uh ... sound and vision ... all day long ... all night, too ... thoughts and feelings ... it's a lot to put up with[1], and my life ...[2], and ... 'You need another holiday, Mikey!'[1], and, well, uh, uh ... sound and vision ... all day long ... all night, too ... thoughts and feelings ... it's a lot to put up with[2], and, yeah, yeah, uh ... holiday ... maybe ... why do TV programmes and films always show loons in Cornwall?[1], and ... 'You need another holiday, Mikey!'[2], and ... 'Mystical place, ain't it?'[1], and, yeah, yeah, uh ... holiday ... maybe ... why do TV programmes and films always show loons in Cornwall?[2], and King Arthur must be pissed about his castle falling into the sea ... I mean, it was in the paper[1], and ... 'Mystical place, ain't it?'[2], and ... 'You met him once, didn't you?'[1], and King Arthur must be pissed about his castle falling into the sea ... I mean, it was in the paper[2], and, yes, Voice ... on the astral plane, like ... pathworking, you know?[1], and ... 'You met him once, didn't you?'[2], and, ah ... those days![1], and, yes, Voice ... on the astral plane, like ... pathworking, you know?[2], and we played a game of Noughts and Crosses, believe it or not ... on a tree stump, strangely[1], and, ah ... those days![2], and, anyway ...[1], and we played a game of Noughts and Crosses, believe it or not ... on a tree stump, strangely[2], and, listen! ... I didn't imagine that, kooks ... oh no ... the astral plane is as real as I am![1], and, anyway ...[2], and ... 'It's as real as I am'[1], and, listen! ... I didn't imagine that, kooks ... oh no ... the astral plane is as real as I am![2], and, uh, yeah ... anyway ... Where was I? ... please tell me ... What was I ... imagining?[1], and ... 'It's as real as I am'[2], and ... 'Don't ask me!'[1], and, uh, yeah ... anyway ... Where was I? ... please tell me ... What was I ... imagining?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I having fun, as usual???[1], and ... 'Don't ask me!'[2], and, well ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I having fun, as usual???[2], and here I am ... I imagine[1], and, well ...[2], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and here I am ... I imagine[2], and I'm a p  r  o  f  e  s  s  i  o  n  a  l![3], and, look at me! ... I'm the man with the visions and the plans[3], and ... 'You're crazy, Mikey!'[3], and ... So?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and I imagine m  a  d s  h  i  t for a living, you dig?[3], and ... 'Oh, I dig!'[3], and you, you, YOU(!) ... can't even get close[3], and you might be a square ... or you might be a kook ... Can't you decide for yourself?[3], and, but, but, but ... I'm the best![3], and if you want to be like me, Christ ... you've got to spin harder, man![3], and a-ROUND ... COME ON - !!![3], and my life ...[3], and, well, uh, uh ... sound and vision ... all day long ... all night, too ... thoughts and feelings ... it's a lot to put up with[3], and ... 'You need another holiday, Mikey!'[3], and, yeah, yeah, uh ... holiday ... maybe ... why do TV programmes and films always show loons in Cornwall?[3], and ... 'Mystical place, ain't it?'[3], and King Arthur must be pissed about his castle falling into the sea ... I mean, it was in the paper[3], and ... 'You met him once, didn't you?'[3], and, yes, Voice ... on the astral plane, like ... pathworking, you know?[3], and, ah ... those days![3], and we played a game of Noughts and Crosses, believe it or not ... on a tree stump, strangely[3], and, anyway ...[3], and, listen! ... I didn't imagine that, kooks ... oh no ... the astral plane is as real as I am![3], and ... 'It's as real as I am'[3], and, uh, yeah ... anyway ... Where was I? ... please tell me ... What was I ... imagining?[3], and ... 'Don't ask me!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I having fun, as usual???[3], and, well ...[3], and here I am ... I imagine[3], and