Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Guillaume Rambourg is an innocent man!

I haven't been able to find the statement/press release, but the FSA has cleared him. He is an innocent man. We didn't imagine it. Oh, we don't need statements from the FSA, do we? We're above all that. Let's forgive and forget, that's what I say. It doesn't matter that Gartmore has been wrecked. It doesn't matter that a man has had his good name dragged through the mud. All's well that ends well.

And let's be honest, it is a very good name. Very poetic. I wish I were called Guillaume Rambourg. I wish I were Guillaume Rambourg, in fact. Actually, I think there's a fair chance that I might be him, am him, maybe, if you can believe that. (Suspend your disbelief, you motherfuckers!) Why not? Anything is possible in my head.