Thursday 18 September 2008

FSA bans short-selling

I ain't going into the desert - what's the point?

The FSA has just announced that it is going to ban short-selling, or restrict it, or something. I don't know what's going on. I can't get any satisfaction. Big Herb is incommunicado. The ghosts of the dead financiers wouldn't say boo to a goose. Robert Peston keeps talking in a strange voice.

I don't know what to do. I don't know what to think. HELP!!!