Peter Randall says: 'Sitting by the dock of the bay in my office at Chi-X, the morning sun, I'm waiting for the evening to come, the tide is rolling away, and I'm wasting time. I have nothing to live for. Nothing is going to come my way. Nothing is going to change.'
Oh, for Christ's sake, man! Cheer up! You are the chief executive of Chi-X - the only alternative share trading platform that is operational right now. Turquoise has to catch you up. You've got red braces! What more do you want out of life?
