O my children, my brothers, my sisters, I have just woken from a terrible dream. In the darkness I can feel an evil like I have never felt before. This is beyond Jack Pickles. His master, Satan himself, has entered the game now!
I am doing everything I can. I will soon be going into an emergency meeting on the astral plane with Big Herb, Ganesh, the ghosts of the dead financiers, and all the other top players. Rumour has it that Jesus may even put in an appearance. Yes, Jesus H. Christ. He's not even interested in finance and banking, but that's how serious the situation is right now.
See you in the morning. Sleep tight, my disciples.